Zhang Cheng pursed his lips, "The name is yours, whether your surname is a pig or a dog is my business." ”

After speaking, he stopped being verbose, walked up to the middle-aged woman, and reached out to pat her on the shoulder.

In the past two days, Wang Dafu has been responsible for finding a store, and Zhang Cheng has not been idle, since he has to make money by borrowing gas, of course he has to save all kinds of gas in advance, and he can't wait for the guests to come to the door, and then go to find it temporarily.

So in the past two days, Zhang Cheng's figure has always been squeezing around on the subway and buses, and he has collected a lot of breath unconsciously.

However, he is also measured, and only half of each person is taken at most, and these people are just unlucky for a few days afterwards, so that they will not be too weak.

"That's it!" Zhang Cheng patted the middle-aged woman's shoulder, nodded and said, "Next!" ”

"Huh?" Everyone in the room looked confused.

What's good? You just came up and tapped you on the shoulder, and that's it? Isn't that a bit too much!

"Hahaha......" Master Li was stunned for two seconds, and then he burst into laughter, tears about to come out.

"Oh my God! That's what you call changing your life! Hahaha...... Do you dare to water more...... Just shoot it and you're done? Are you the palm of the gods? ”

The middle-aged woman also frowned and looked annoyed, in her opinion, Zhang Cheng was completely coping, she had been to many places before, although those masters in it were all blind, but people at least had to do a fa, draw a talisman or something.

You're good...... Don't even bother to do these cutscenes, are you stupid or something?

"What a bullshit master!" The middle-aged woman was furious, "You deceive people so casually!" The old lady has to smash your signboard today! ”

"That's right! Smash his signboard, I support you, let everyone see the true face of this gang of liars! Master Li hurriedly added fuel to the fire, and his heart was even more proud.

When the other guests saw it, they also shouted.

"It's too much, I've seen things in the world, but I've never seen things like this!"

"You're playing the guest like a monkey!"

"I have relatives at the police station, I'm going to call right now and arrest you liars!"

"Listen to me, everybody!" Zhang Cheng said without changing his face: "I just said, half an hour if it's fast, two hours if it's slow, it will definitely work, you might as well wait for a while, if it doesn't work by then, it's not too late to tear down my signboard!" ”

"Good! Lady see how long you can pretend! The middle-aged woman snorted, walked to the door with a stool, and sat down with a golden knife, looking at this posture, it seemed that she was guarding against Zhang Cheng and them escaping.

Master Li rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Okay, since you don't see the coffin and don't shed tears, then we'll wait a little longer, but the ugly words are ahead, if it doesn't work, you have to close the door and get out!" ”

"Okay." Zhang Cheng sat back on the Taishi chair, crossed Erlang's legs, and took a sip of tea.

About an hour later, just when everyone was a little impatient, there was a sudden shout outside the gate.

"Shufen! So you're here! ”

When everyone heard the sound, they turned their heads and found that it was a pot-bellied man, about forty years old, who was looking at the middle-aged woman with an excited face and unblinking eyes.

The middle-aged woman looked back and was stunned, "Dead ghost? How did you get here? ”

"Shufen!" The man ran into the store, knelt down in front of the middle-aged woman with a "poof", and began to slap himself one slap after another.

"I used to be obsessed! I suddenly realized that you are the love of my life, and I can't live without you! Please forgive me for once, I'll never go out and mess with flowers again! ”

The middle-aged woman was startled, her eyes widened, and she stammered, "You...... What kind of nerves are you, aren't you going to divorce me? ”

"What a divorce! That's my nonsense! The man burst into tears and said sincerely: "Just now, I suddenly had an inexplicable feeling in my heart, just like when we first met, I couldn't wait to see you, so I inquired with your colleague, and when I heard that you were here, I came to you immediately...... Shufen, I love you! Come home with me! ”

The middle-aged woman's mouth was grinning, and she couldn't believe it.

"Dead ghost, we've been married for more than twenty years, you...... You've never said that. ”

The man stood up, hugged the middle-aged woman, and said emotionally: "I will tell you every day in the future, not only in the morning and at noon, but also in the evening, you are my sweetheart, my little honey ......"

Groove ......

Wang Dafu and Jiang Qing and the others, the goosebumps on their bodies fell to the ground in an instant.

The people in the store couldn't help but shiver, and while they felt numb, they were more shocked in their hearts.

It really worked! That's an exaggeration, isn't it?

just patted her on the shoulder, and her husband really changed his mind?

It's really fake!

Everyone's eyes invariably looked at Zhang Cheng, their faces full of disbelief.

Master Li was shocked, took two steps forward and asked the man, "Are you ...... Are you her husband? Are you looking for a woman outside and want to divorce her? ”

"That's all in the past! I've already cut off that woman! From then on, my wife was the only one in my heart! If I do something sorry for her again, there will be five thunders in the sky! The middle-aged man swore an oath.

"Oh! My dear, I don't allow you to talk nonsense! The middle-aged woman covered the man's mouth, full of shyness, how could she still look like a.

When I was crossing the air just now...... Is it too much......

Looking at two middle-aged people in their forties, showing affection in front of the public, the words in their mouths were numb and numb, and Zhang Cheng also felt a chill in his heart.

"This ...... How is this possible! Master Li was like a mouthful of thick phlegm blocked in his throat, and he choked for a long time before he said, "You guys...... How could you have been reconciled! ”

"What do you mean by that?" When the middle-aged woman heard this, she immediately became angry, "Listening to what you say, I wish we were divorced!" What kind of heart do you have? Return Chrysostom, I'm bah! If you don't have bullshit, you know how to say big things! ”

"Forget it...... Wang Dafu came up to play a round, "This pig master is not very good at his brain, there is no need for the two of you to be angry with him......"

"I'm not surnamed Zhu!" Master Li said angrily.

"Hey, who said it just now, if you solve the matter of this female benefactor, you will change your surname? If you don't have the surname pig, is it okay to have the surname dog? Anyway, you're full of bullshit, and this surname is just right for you. ”

Master Li's face instantly turned the color of pig liver, Wang Dafu's words were like a few slaps in the face in public, I wanted to refute it immediately, but I really couldn't find an excuse, for a while it was as uncomfortable as eating a fly, my lips trembled for a long time, and finally I didn't say anything.

Zhang Cheng twisted his beard lightly, and pretended to say: "A hundred years of cultivation can be crossed by the same boat, and a thousand years of cultivation can be slept together, since the two of you are now rebuilding in good and reuniting with broken mirrors, then the poor road wishes you to grow old together in the future and be united forever!" ”

Upon hearing this, the middle-aged woman immediately smiled, and at the same time became even more disdainful of Master Li.

"Listen, what is level! This is the real master! is also a fortune-telling parlor, why is the gap between you and others so big! ”