In a daze, Lu Kang heard someone shouting to him.

"Old man......"

"Sir, get up."

"Master, get up quickly, the slut Zhuang has something to look for you."

“……”

Lu Kang only felt very annoying, and his ears were very noisy.

He rolled over and muttered, "Don't make a fuss, I'm too tired." Let me sleep a little longer. ”

"Master, master......"

Yan'er saw that she really couldn't wake him up, so she pouted angrily and ran down: "Master can't get up hard in the morning." ”

"Where's Lu Kang?" Zhuang Bifan sat at the door with a red face.

"The master is still sleeping, and he can't get up." Yan'er shouted in a loud voice.

Zhuang Bifan looked stunned, his eyes widened and said, "Hard ...... Don't get up? ”

Hard not to get up and hard not to get up are two different concepts.

The latter is an insult to personality, and it is estimated that even a man cannot bear it.

"yes, I just can't get tough." Yan'er nodded, unaware of the ambiguity in her words.

Zhuang Bifan sighed faintly, looked at Yan'er and said with a little meaning: "I guessed that this would be the case." ”

Yan'er's voice was very loud, and Lu Kang upstairs didn't want to hear it, he opened his eyes and sighed.

Come on, let's get up.

Otherwise, there will be him again, and Lu Kang won't be able to get up at noon. I can't get it hard at night, I can't get hard for a day.

Habitually get up, brush your teeth, and wash your face.

But when Lu Kang stood in front of the mirror, the whole person was blinded.

In the mirror, he wore heavy makeup on his face, eyeliner, lipstick, and eyebrows.

A female version of the sissy Lu Kang.

He was already handsome, but after painting these, he added a touch of femininity and charm.

Disgusting, sissy.

Lu Kang looked disgusted by himself.

He took a deep breath, closed his eyes and roared, "Yan'er! ”

Although he wore makeup before, it was also to hide his complexion, and he would never paint so thickly.

Besides, he didn't put on makeup before going to bed last night, so he had to do it for Yan'er.

It didn't take long for Yan'er to run up and say, "Master, you finally got up, and the slut Zhuang is looking for you." ”

Lu Kang turned around and looked at her coldly.

Yan'er immediately screamed, looked at him in disbelief, and stammered, "Old ...... Sir, you ...... How did you become like this? His face looks like a little cat. ”

"I want to ask you." Lu Kang smiled, with murderous aura in his eyes.

Hehe, keep pretending with me.

I think you were infected by Chen Xiao, the actor.

"Sir, you ...... Do you suspect I drew it for you? Yan'er was very uncomfortable with his eyes.

Lu Kang said with a smile: "Isn't it?" ”

You didn't draw it for me while I was sleeping to death, could it be that it was painted by a ghost?

"It's not me, sir, it's definitely not me."

Yan'er's whole person was not good, and she said innocently: "If people lie, let Yan'er be killed by the master, and then talk about it." I haven't opened the cosmetics I just bought. ”

Speaking of this, she seemed to remember something: "My cosmetics! ”

As soon as the words fell, she hurriedly rushed into the bedroom, rummaging through the cabinets for a while, and then there was a roar: "My cosmetics, people just bought them and haven't used them, which one opened them for me, ahhh ”

Lu Kang walked over and took a look, and directly Yan'er sat on the ground holding her cosmetics. I want to cry without tears.

"You really didn't draw it for me?" Seeing her so depressed, Lu Kang was a little unconvinced.

It's strange, if it weren't for her, could it be really a ghost?

Yan'er took out a used lipstick, wiped her tears and said: "This one is also hundreds, people are reluctant to use it, how can it be used by the master, huh." Master, you are worth tens of millions, is it really good to secretly use other people's lipstick and cosmetics? ”

Lu Kang almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.

Come on, if you don't succeed in wronging people, you will be beaten upside down.

He was really a little offended by Yan'er's quarrel, and waved his hand: "Okay, I'll give you the money when I go back, and you can buy a new set yourself." ”

Yan'er immediately turned cloudy and sunny, and kissed Lu Kang's face: "Thank you, master!" ”

Her lips turned to a thick layer of powder......

The green tendons on Lu Kang's forehead jumped violently, and he hurriedly rushed into the bathroom, turned on the sprinkler and washed back and forth for half an hour.

I almost rubbed the skin off.

After making sure that there was no powder on his face, he changed his clothes and walked downstairs.

As soon as he saw him, Zhuang Bifan greeted him and said with a strange face: "That, you really can't get hard?" ”

"Fuck off!" Someone is upset.

When I woke up, I was told that I couldn't get hard, and my face was inexplicably made up.

He wants to hit people now.

However, Zhuang Bifan didn't notice someone's face at all, and gloated and said, "I just happened to know an old Chinese medicine doctor." The ancestor of the family was a medical officer of the Qing court, specializing in the treatment of male sexual dysfunction and erectile dysfunction, why don't you go and see it? It's not good not to take money. ”

As he spoke, he found that Lu Kang rolled up his sleeves and began to move his neck.

"What are you doing? We're all men. Don't be embarrassed, I understand your pain. Zhuang Bifan said with a smile.

"Bang!"

A heavy punch came over, directly hitting Zhuang Bifan's eyes, and directly hit his eyes.

Zhuang Bifan covered his eyes and took a few steps back. After letting go of his hand, a panda eye was revealed: "Hey, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, you are still a teacher, not to mention that people are also for your good." ”

Another kick.

"Come on, count yourself ruthless!"

Zhuang Bifan spread his feet and ran, and closed the door heavily after returning to the Heavenly Master Hall.

Lu Kang let out a sigh and said with a smile: "My heart is much cooler now." ”

took out the pig blood that was not eaten yesterday from the refrigerator and remade a pot of pig blood porridge, Lu Kang hurriedly ate two bites and went to the bed to watch TV. His life is no different from that of a salted fish.

Sleep when you eat, and eat when you wake up.

He now understood why Yan'er was so addicted to computer games.

Two days passed like this, and on the third night, Lu Kang put on his newly bought suit early, his leather shoes were shiny, his chest was tied with a bow, and his hair was smeared with a lot of hair oil.

Because today is Friday, he can finally go to the movies with Dr. Su.

After dressing up carefully, Lu Kang walked out of the door of the coffin shop, and Yan'er, who was playing a game, glanced back at him and spat on: "Phew, a pair of dog men and women." ”

Zhuang Bifan was sitting at the door of his shop, and after seeing him dressed like this, he couldn't help but laugh evilly: "Yo, this is the rhythm of going out on a date?" ”

Don't ask him how he knows, because in this world. Only women can change men.

The only one who can change a salted fish who doesn't usually like to dress up is the goddess.

Lu Kang ignored him, deliberately tidied up his collar, and then walked in the direction of the intersection of Houjie.

"Remember to wear a T. Personally, I recommend using Durex, don't use Jieshibang, otherwise you will have to cry when you give birth to a little zombie. Zhuang Bifan laughed behind his ass.

……

After stopping the car, Lu Kang went straight to the hospital. It's already night, and Su Muxi should get off work.

He was suddenly a little nervous, and he was struggling with whether to let the driver change the route and go to the flower shop to buy a bouquet of flowers first.

After more than a year of marriage, he still wants to go to the movies with Su Muxi for the first time.

Forgive someone Lu in the past for being too cowardly, and his change now may also be related to becoming a zombie.

When I arrived at the hospital, I saw Su Muxi standing quietly at the door, like a bouquet of lilies, slim.

Lu Kang paid for the car and walked over.

"Coming?" Su Muxi greeted with a smile.

Lu is a straight man. With zero emotional intelligence, he said straight to the point: "Shall we go directly to the cinema now?" ”

"What time did you buy a ticket?" Su Muxi frowned and said.

"Half past nine, and it's almost half past eleven after reading it."

Hearing this, Su Muxi glanced down at the short skirt on her body. Stretched out his hand and stroked the hair in front of his forehead: "It's only half past eight, and it's still early, why don't I go back and change my clothes first?" ”

A goddess is a goddess, and watching a movie is so particular.

What else could Lu Kang say, so he had to nod, Su Muxi glanced at him and said, "If you come with me, you haven't been back for a few days, and my parents are still talking about you." ”

Are your parents going to talk about me? It's good not to curse me.

Lu Kang was amused for a while, but he still agreed, and then walked to the underground garage, and Su Muxi drove to Su's house.

When he arrived at Su's house, Lu Kang glanced at the door, and then looked at the ghost order in his hand, and what Chen Xiao said before sounded in his mind.

He was a little unconvinced.

Therefore, he slowly walked in the direction of the door, and when he was less than five steps away from the door, he stopped, and looked nervously at everything around him, and the previous golden armor gate god did not appear.

He took another step forward, but still didn't show up.

One step at a time, two steps at a time.

Like the steps of the devil, like the steps of the devil.

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