After some fighting, one person and two zombies can be regarded as stopping.

Zhuang Bifan, who was wearing red breeches, squatted at the door, pouted his ass and smoked a cigarette and said, "Anyway, where have you been for the past two hours?" Don't tell me you're dating your wife? ”

After Lu Kang personally took out Su Muxi's photo to someone, someone finally believed it with envy and hatred.

"No, I went to a wedding, and it's not an exaggeration to describe it as thrilling." Lu Kang shook his head, and then told the Xiao family about the marriage of the Xiao family and the revenge of the yellow skin.

"I'll be a good girl."

Zhuang Bifan was so surprised that he accidentally choked on the cigarette and hit his throat. Coughed straight and said: "What a plan to steal dragons for phoenixes, if you don't say it, I really thought it was just a simple underworld marriage, and it was a miracle that you could come back alive." ”

"Then you said that Huang Ying's Xiao Jiu was buried in the dragon's lair, can it really be resurrected?" Lu Kang said curiously.

Zhuang Bifan groaned, shook his head and said: "I don't know about this, because I don't know much about feng shui, it stands to reason that I should be able to, and it can be regarded as a drink and a peck of my own destiny." ”

"But maybe it won't be it when it's resurrected, you know what I mean?"

Lu Kang nodded as if he understood, and suddenly asked, "Are there really so many mountain spirits and wild monsters in this world who have cultivated the climate?" ”

If they were all like Huang Ying and Huang Jian, the two brothers and sisters, turned into human forms to take revenge in the world, wouldn't the world be in chaos.

"Nope. Not so much. ”

Zhuang Bifan shook his head without thinking about it.

Lu Kang was puzzled: "Why?" ”

Zhuang Bifan glanced at him and asked mysteriously, "Have you heard a word?" After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it was not allowed to become a sperm ”

Lu Kang nodded: "I have heard it, but I have never understood the meaning of this." ”

"There are two ways to say this."

Zhuang Bifan lowered his voice and said: "This sentence first appeared in the film and television works issued by the Bureau of Radio, Film and Television, and animals and plants and other creatures cannot appear in film and television in the form of goblins. ”

"Why?" Lu Kang was still puzzled, but he did believe his statement.

Looking at the current horror films, except for those Hong Kong dramas in the early years, most of them are scary in nature, and the audience thought it was a ghost at first, but the ending made you think that everything was manipulated by people behind your back, except for online dramas, of course.

Zhuang Bifan spat out the smoke ring and said: "Why haven't you reacted yet, you have to know that the four words feudal superstition are very terrible, and even can file millions of male soldiers, in ancient times, demons, ghosts, and immortals have always been used by people with intentions to make a fuss, such as a certain emperor is mediocre, and if the control over the place becomes weak, the rebels will use the slogan of demons and chaos and unstable artifacts." ”

"Also, during the Three Kingdoms period, the Yellow Turban Uprising, isn't the three brothers Zhang Jiao an example, his set of gods and gods chattered a large number of feudal and superstitious believers, up to hundreds of thousands."

Lu Kang was stunned.

"The second theory is that since Taizu changed the heavens and the earth, the laws of the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth have changed, and demons are not allowed to exist between heaven and earth. Even if there is, they are trembling, if it is not for the open society, my Huaxia gradually shows the momentum of accepting all directions, and these so-called demons will not dare to come out. ”

"Even if there are people who are highly Taoist and secretly come out, they are at most attached to people's bodies, opening a hall to cure diseases and save people, and accumulating merits, such as the Baojiaxian in the Northeast. It is said that they will read Marxism deeply before they come out, hehe......"

Lu Kang said weakly: "You know too much, be careful of being invited to tea." ”

"In addition to not allowing them to become immortals after the founding of the People's Republic of China, there is another sentence that is also more aimed at these great immortals."

Zhuang Bifan glanced at him angrily, and his eyes were as charming as they were, and continued: "I don't know if you have heard a word, Southern Buddha." Northern immortals, Hu Huang does not enter the Shanhaiguan. ”

"Not really." Lu Kang shook his head.

Zhuang Bifan was probably squatting with a little sore legs, sat next to Lu Kang, cocked Erlang's legs and said: "This sentence means that most people in the south believe in Buddhism, mainly in Maoshan Mountain, while the north believes in Ma Xian, but also because the forest is easy to be weird, but it is said that Emperor Qianlong once issued a holy decree that within five hundred years, Daxian is not allowed to cross the Shanhai Pass." ”

Lu Kang completely turned into a curious baby: "Why? ”

No way, he'd never heard of these very secret things, and he wouldn't write them in books.

Zhuang Bifan shook his head and said: "I also heard about it, and I don't know the specifics, but Qianlong is also a generation of emperors, equivalent to emperors in the world." The luck on his body is enough to suppress any demons and monsters, and his golden mouth is of course equivalent to a kind of fate. ”

Lu Kang was stunned, this was the same as Sun Wukong making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and then being suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years.

He silently calculated in his mind again. Qianlong was a person from 1711 to 1799 A.D., and if you count it according to 1711, it has been more than 400 years now, almost 500 years. No wonder Huang Ying dared to come out.

The time can be matched, and it can be explained.

"You should just listen to what I have to say." Zhuang Bifan stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, and then looked directly at Lu Kang, his eyes as if he was going to eat him.

Lu Kang was a little uncomfortable by him: "What kind of eyes are you?" Let's say okay first, I don't do it, if you are lonely, you can go to a nearby bathing center to try, after all, you are a local tyrant with twenty or thirty sets of shops. ”

"When did you become a bad guy?" Zhuang Bifan came quietly.

Lu Kang didn't hide it: "Just tonight." ”

"Is it because of your schoolgirl named Chen Xiao? She's also a bad guy, right? ”

Lu Kang looked at him with some surprise: "How do you know?" ”

Zhuang Bifan smiled bitterly, and there was a twilight on his body: "My girlfriend was caught by her and taken back below." ”

Lu Kang was silent. had to comfort: "You can't blame her, your girlfriend should go down to reincarnation when she dies, and it's a good thing for her." ”

"If that's the case, why should I bother?"

Zhuang Bifan smiled and said gloomily: "My girlfriend was injured in order to save me during her lifetime, and her life was damaged, plus she belonged to a person who died horizontally, and she would at least enter the ten layers of hell and sink for hundreds of years after going down. ”

"That's why I forced her to stay in the yang world, just hoping to wait until the day of the Midyear Festival to let her smuggle into the humane, but it turns out that I still can't change my destiny."

Lu Kang was secretly startled, sweating for his crazy thoughts, but he didn't know how to comfort him.

"Forget it. I was tired and went back to sleep. ”

Zhuang Bifan dropped a sentence and turned around and returned to the Heavenly Master Hall, looking a little lonely.

Lu Kang looked at his back silently, it seems that this guy is also a person with a story. It's not like opening a shop to eat and wait for death on the surface, but since people don't say it, Lu Kang won't ask anything.

Why doesn't he have a secret?

There was a strong wind outside, and Lu Kang walked to the door and looked at the sky.

It's going to rain.

He closed the door with his hand. Then I went up to the second floor, where Yan'er was sitting on the bed, with a black mask on her face, and kept patting her face against the mirror on the wardrobe door.

"Master, what do you think of this mask?" As soon as she saw Lu Kang coming up, Yan'er said as if offering a treasure.

Lu Kang looked at a large pile of women's cosmetics on the bed again, and said angrily: "What are you doing with so many cosmetics?" Also, I remember I didn't give you any money. Where does your money come from? ”

"Boom, this money is the final payment paid by the people who took the coffin before." Yan'er smiled smugly.

Lu Kang suddenly felt a lot of pain in his heart: "How much did you give?" How many are left? ”

"Five thousand, there are still two pieces left...... Yan'er asked weakly.

Lu Kang almost spurted blood: "Five thousand yuan in less than half a day, you ...... Have you spent it all? ”

"Boom. People also used Zhuang Slut's mobile phone to buy a lot of things on Taobao......"

"You ruined, pay me back my hard-earned money!"

Lu Kang went crazy directly, and he was about to insert her with his claws exposed.

What a loser, I can't afford to raise a girlfriend for so much money, right?

Not long after, there were all kinds of sounds from Yan'er in the coffin shop, such as mmmmmmmm

Zhuang Bifan, who was drinking in the Heavenly Master Hall, looked up at the other side and scolded: "Beasts, don't even let go of female zombies, you two continue to build, it's best to make a little zombie out, and then just make a family." ”

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