Chapter 132: Trouble Comes to the Door

Master Li's face was full of pride, he had been operating in the City God Temple for many years, and he had a deep foundation, and he wanted to come to eat this meal nearby, which one didn't come to his place first to visit and ask for care.

It's good that you two don't understand the rules, even if you don't understand the rules, you still hang out a "change your life" signboard!

You can change your life, so how will we fortune tellers do business in the future!

Yes! Don't you have a big mouth? Don't you dare to scold me? That master will let you know who is in charge here!

Wait a while, as long as you can't solve it, these people will block your door and scold, see what face you still have to continue to open the door!

"Let's go, let's go over and see how these two charlatans respond." Master Li laughed and walked out of the store with his hands behind his back.

At this time, Wang Dafu looked at the room full of people, scolded in his heart, and knew with his ass that this must be the troublemaker surnamed Li next door!

"What to do? To see or not to watch? Wang Dafu asked Zhang Cheng in a low voice.

"Look! Why not watch it! Zhang Cheng was stunned, he relied on his real skills, and he was not swindling, he was afraid of an egg!

Lao Tzu is worried that he can't make a reputation, so he took the initiative to send someone over next door, so what Master Li is simply a charcoal in the snow, the living Lei Feng of the new era!

"That's fine." Hearing Zhang Cheng speak, Wang Dafu also nodded, and hurriedly instructed Jiang Qing to settle the guests.

"Sit down, everyone, one by one!"

The middle-aged woman who was the first to come in shouted impatiently, "Hey! I said how long do you have to wait! I've been here for a long time! Can you show me this? ”

"Yes! What the hell are you doing, hanging such a big signboard, shouldn't it be a lie? ”

"If it doesn't work, I think you better close the door as soon as possible, and don't waste our time!"

"Don't worry, everyone!" Wang Dafu shouted: "This meal has to be eaten one by one, people have to look at it one by one, rest assured, my senior brother said, today is the first day of our opening, we don't take a penny, if you feel spiritual, help us publicize more!" ”

As soon as they heard that they didn't need money, the customers in the store quieted down.

Zhang Cheng didn't go into the back room anymore, since he wanted to advertise, he simply did it in front of everyone, so the effect would be better.

"What do you want to ask?" Zhang Cheng sat on a Taishi chair, his eyes looking at the middle-aged woman who was the first to come.

"My man met a little vixen outside, and he hasn't been home for more than a month, and he called yesterday and wanted to divorce me, which has no conscience...... It's a shame that the old lady followed him at the age of eighteen. ”

"Oh, that's it......" Zhang Cheng smiled: "Then do you want to leave?" ”

"Aren't you talking nonsense!" The middle-aged woman was dissatisfied: "If you want to leave, what am I doing here with you!" Hungry? ”

Zhang Cheng's face remained unchanged, "Don't worry, don't worry, I'm just asking clearly, if you want to leave, then there is naturally a solution to want to leave, if you don't want to leave, I also have a way to make your man change his mind......"

"Haha...... I'm laughing to death! At this time, Master Li walked in with his companions and said with a sarcastic face: "Are you a fortune teller or a neighborhood committee?" Can you solve the divorce between two people? I really laughed at it! ”

As soon as Jiang Qing saw Master Li, his eyes suddenly showed a fierce light, and he rolled up his sleeves and was about to go up to beat people, but was stopped by Zhang Cheng.

"Master Li, right? If you are about to die of laughter, please go out and turn left to take the second bus, the terminal is the crematorium, and go all the way. ”

"Humph!" Master Li's face darkened, he glared at Zhang Cheng fiercely, and then looked at Wang Dafu, who was holding back a smile, and secretly said that these two guys are both virtuous and unforgiving.

"Huh...... It seems that you have this kind of ability. Master Li said with a gloomy face: "I don't know where you two came from, but here, there is no place for liars, I advise you to get out of here as soon as possible, so as not to bring humiliation on yourself." ”

The guy behind Master Li also fanned the flames and said: "Everyone knows that our boss, that is the heir of the Mai God who is serious, and the art of divination is superb, but even his old man only dares to say that he can help people to avoid evil, these two guys are good, they actually dare to claim to change the day, and they are not afraid to make people laugh and lose their big teeth!" ”

"It's a change of life...... Zhang Cheng shook his head, and said in a calm tone: "With your level of education, you can only be a fortune teller." ”

"You ......" When the guy heard this, his face turned red with anger, and he just wanted to scold, but he saw Jiang Qing and a group of people staring at him with fierce eyes, and suddenly felt a chill in his heart, shrunk his neck, and didn't dare to speak.

Master Li snorted, "I won't play tricks on you!" Didn't you just say that you could solve the divorce of the two people? I want to see how you solve it, do you want to make people wait for ten days and half a month, and then secretly run away to do ideological work for other husbands, right? ”

As soon as the words fell, the customers in the store couldn't help laughing, if this is the case, then what kind of fortune telling parlor should be opened, just change to a marriage agency!

"Of course not." Zhang Cheng said seriously: "This kind of trivial matter is not worth mentioning in my eyes, as long as you use a little small technique, it will take half an hour to be fast, and two hours to be slow, and you will see the effect."

"Drink! This breath is bigger than a toad yawning! Master Li laughed, "Can you write a draft before bragging, you really think of yourself as a fairy!" ”

Zhang Cheng smiled disdainfully, "The frog at the bottom of the well is not big; The light of the fireflies, its brightness is not far away. ”

"I said you two are endless!" The middle-aged woman was in a bad mood, but when she saw Zhang Cheng and Master Li, you were talking endlessly, and she suddenly lost her temper, "The old lady is here to solve things, not to listen to you!" Can you even see it! You can't change places if you can't look at the old lady! ”

After scolding, she looked at Master Li again, pointed to her nose and scolded: "And you!" You don't have the ability to help me solve it, forget it! The old lady is looking for others to see now, and you are also talking crookedly with you, is your stinky mouth rented, in a hurry or not! ”

The corners of Master Li's mouth twitched, this middle-aged woman did find his fortune-telling parlor first when she first started.

But at that time, he was stunned when he heard it, these two people divorced, and they actually came to find a fortune teller to solve it, which is really strange.

However, this woman is spicy by nature, and Master Li doesn't want to offend, just when Zhang Cheng's new store opens, so he took the opportunity to throw this hot potato over, wanting to give Zhang Cheng a dismount.

Unexpectedly, before the effect of dismounting was achieved, this woman scolded herself first, and accused herself of being incapable in front of so many people......

Lao Tzu is known as the god of Chrysostom in the City God Temple, and you actually say that I am a stinky mouth!

Although this Master Li is narrow-minded, the identity of the Mai God is not made up, and he does have some ability, he is usually very famous in the City God Temple, and when he was pointed at his nose and scolded, he was also very angry at the moment.

"Good, good! Then you let him show you, if he can solve the problem, I won't be surnamed Li! ”