Yan Jiawen did not struggle, nor did she resist, just stood quietly in place.

"Where I am, I am the capital!"

Lu Kang recited the spell that Chen Xiao had taught him to open the door of the Xudu.

A ghostly light shot out from the palm of his right hand, and after falling to the ground, it turned into a quaint stone staircase, with endless black qi entwined throughout his body, and the end of the stone staircase connected to Lu Kang's right palm, and the other end was at Yan Jiawen's feet.

At the moment when the stone steps appeared.

Lu Kang clearly felt a heaviness. Quaint, eerie, majestic atmosphere.

The space inside the coffin shop fluctuates like boiling water.

"Thank you for the trip."

Yan Jiawen smiled at Lu Kang, lifted her skirt and stepped on the first step of the stone steps.

The stone steps began to shrink and become smaller, and Yan Jiawen's figure also shrank, and then the stone steps returned to Lu Kang's right palm, and the surrounding scene returned to its previous appearance.

"Go all the way."

Lu Kang withdrew his right hand and looked at it, and found that the mark was still the same as before, as if what he had just experienced was just a dream.

And there was an extra stream of information in his head.

Name: Lu Kang

Gender: Male

Position: Celestial Castle

Duties: Manage yin and yang injustices, and drive away people and ghosts from all over the world

Performance: 1/99

Seeing that the performance bar changed from zero to a roar, Lu Kang nodded with satisfaction.

The only thing that puzzled him was, what does 99 mean? Is the representation the upper limit?

It seems that we have to wait until Chen Xiao comes back and asks.

After making up your mind. Lu Kang found that the door of the coffin shop was open, but Yan'er's people didn't see it.

Needless to say, this underage Internet addict girl must be indulging in games upstairs again.

Shaking his head, he was about to go upstairs when he accidentally saw a pile of dark money on the ground.

That location happened to be where Yan Jiawen had stood before.

He bent down and picked up the banknote, and couldn't help laughing: "It's quite sensible." ”

It's the middle of the night, and Gai Ming'er asked Yan'er to go to the door to burn it.

Lu someone, who had made a small fortune, whistled and walked upstairs, and as soon as he reached the staircase, he heard a jingling sound coming from above, accompanied by Yan'er's roar.

"Ahh

"Don't come here, or I'll call." Zhuang Bifan's voice also sounded.

"Call it, it's useless for you to cut your throat......"

Lu Kang's face sank, he walked up quickly, pushed open the door and took a look, only to see Yan'er holding a bright kitchen knife in her hand and slashing at a guy wearing red breeches.

The guy in the red breeches is not Zhuang Bifan, and who is it.

At this time, he was holding a pot lid while resisting Yan'er's double knives, while constantly scurrying around the room.

The twin knives slashed at the lid of the pot with a clanging sound, and the top was full of slashed cuts.

Lu Kang was stunned instantly, what is the situation?

Zhuang Bifan, who fled for his life, hurriedly ran behind him after seeing Lu Kang, and said without tears: "Lu Kang, your maid is crazy, not only wants to hack me to death, but also sucks my blood." ”

"Master, you're back!" Yan'er hurriedly hid the two kitchen knives in her hand behind her, smiled at Lu Kang, and instantly changed from a violent Lori to a docile little sheep, and Zhuang Bifan was stunned for a while.

This Nima is unfair, why is he so rough with me, is it wrong to be handsome?

Lu Kang glanced at the room with a calm face, and there was another computer next to Yan'er's computer. It's still an alien worth tens of thousands, and the screens on both computers are gray screens, with the words good luck next time written on them, and Yan'er's computer's record is ranked 2nd, killing 1 player.

The other is a killer player, nicknamed the Bag Licking Maniac.

And the ground is piled up with all kinds of snack bags, as well as instant noodle boxes and paper towels. Butt......

"What's the situation?" Someone's face is getting darker.

Not long after I left, my home was like a garbage dump.

Yan'er cried as soon as she wowed, wiped her tears and said: "Master, Yan'er is so wronged, after you left, the person surnamed Zhuang pulled me to eat chicken in a double row, and said that he was the leader of the sister world, and I really believed it." After being in a double row with him, as soon as the goods entered, they only cared about licking the bag, and they didn't fire a single shot from beginning to end, and they fought alone......"

"I used to be really a king, but then I became a bronze ......" Zhuang Bifan smiled awkwardly and said embarrassedly: "Besides, don't I also want to save my strength, and shooting indiscriminately will easily expose our position." ”

Yan'er gritted her teeth and said: "Then you explain to me, there are a total of five games, one of you was killed by parachuting, one was killed by throwing a bomb, and one was killed by a human machine, and ......."

"Ahem, cough, what, the sun is pretty good tonight......" Zhuang Bifan's old face flushed, and he couldn't help coughing again and again.

Yan'er looked at Lu Kang pitifully and said, "Boom." Master, you have to call the shots for others, it's just that there are too many spicy chickens of this kind, which leads to a poor game experience. ”

"Did I ask you this?"

Lu Kang said with a smile: "That's what I asked." What's the deal with the garbage on the ground? ”

The smile on Yan'er's face suddenly froze, and she said weakly: "Half of it is mine, and half of it is surnamed Zhuang, a slut." ”

"Give you five minutes to clean up, or the man will die." Female Penetration! ”

After saying this, Lu Kang went back downstairs and sat at the door.

Immediately afterwards, there was a sound of farts crackling upstairs, and after a while, Yan'er and Zhuang Bifan walked down together.

It's just that the two of them are cross-eyed at each other, and no one is convinced.

Lu Kang frowned and said, "Why don't I give the two of you a chance?" ”

"What chance?" Zhuang Bifan said curiously.

Lu Kang smiled: "Give you two a chance to go heads-up, and I'll be the referee." ”

"Okay, good, master, I know that you love people the most." Yan'er hurriedly clapped her hands.

Zhuang Bifan's face turned green in an instant. gave Lu Kang a resentful look: "Don't bully people like this, don't forget, you still rub my WIFI." ”

"Master, forget it, it's not good to fight and kill." Yan'er immediately changed her words.

Lu Kang shook his head angrily, then looked at Zhuang Bifan and said, "You don't look at the store in your own store, what are you doing here, and you also moved the computer." ”

"Uncle Yuanbao is watching, it's okay, I'm not lonely, empty, and cold and I can't sleep, so I want to come and chat with you......" Zhuang Bifan said embarrassedly.

"Stop, stop!"

Lu Kang hurriedly waved his hand, and after being silent for a long time, he held back a sentence: "A single man is really scary." ”

"What's wrong with being single? You're still rubbing the WIFI of a single dog's house, not to mention saying as if you're not a single dog. Zhuang Bifan was suddenly unhappy.

Lu Kang smiled: "I'm sorry, I already have a wife." ”

"You're a zombie and have a wife? Why don't I believe it? Zhuang Bifan pursed his lips, and looked at Yan'er at the end of his words.

Yan'er immediately made a very charming smile. It seems to be Lu Kang's wife.

Zhuang Bifan smiled: "Don't tell me it's this female zombie?" I'm afraid that thing will freeze into popsicles when you have sex. ”

Yan'er went crazy directly.

Lu Kang also smiled and said as if showing off: "It's not her, my wife is a real person, and she is very beautiful." ”

Seeing him doesn't look like he's lying. Zhuang Bifan believed it for a while, and then he didn't know what he thought of, and his eyes widened and he asked curiously: "Then tell me, does your wife know that you are a zombie?" And also. How did you make out with her? ”

Lu Kang was silent for a moment.

Does he dare to tell Su Muxi that he is a zombie? I'm afraid I can't accept it to anyone.

As for the ambiguous topic of intimacy, it is even more heart-wrenching.

He kissed him, but Su Muxi didn't give him a chance to get hot at all......

Seeing that he didn't speak, Zhuang Bifan gloated and laughed: "Haha, I said it, right?" ”

"Yan'er, give you a chance to take revenge, drag it out, and beat it for five minutes!"

Someone gave the order with a black face.

Zhuang Bifan's laughter stopped abruptly, and he was about to do it when he saw Yan'er roll up his sleeves. Hurriedly said: "Don't forget, you still rub my WIFI ......"

"Master, I think we should value harmony...... Yan'er smiled.

Someone's face became darker and darker: "Drag it out and beat me to death." I'll install broadband for you tomorrow, and our family doesn't lack that money. ”

"Master, how many trillions are there?"

"2 trillion!"

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