Chapter 18 The sticker of the school flower
After reading the medical book in the morning, Jiang Yang felt that his neck was a little sore, and he walked home at noon, and at the request of Qin Yan, he also brought some vegetables by the way.
Originally, he wanted to take the opportunity to become proficient in medicinal diet skills and let it upgrade and upgrade, but Qin Yan refused to let him, saying that he hadn't come back for six years and wouldn't let him enter the kitchen for a few days.
Jiang Yang scratched his head, the kitchen was temporarily listed as a forbidden place by his mother, and the TV in the living room was occupied by his father, so he had to reluctantly retract into the bedroom.
"The method of spitting out this medicine god body has been lying in the shopping cart in the mall for several days, and it is time to exchange it for a good look." Jiang Yang clicked on the mall page and exchanged the breathing method.
"This is a serious immortal exercise, maybe it's the kind of body refining magic in the novel, hehe. Then I'll send it! Jiang Yang was obscene for a while, and began to carefully look at the introduction of the Medicine God Body Breathing Decision.
The more I looked, the brighter Jiang Yang's eyes became, this introduction looked so attractive!
The medicine god body is a special physique, which can be developed after the day after tomorrow to achieve the position of medicine immortals, which is invulnerable to all poisons and soars......
"Wait, let's forget about Ascension." Jiang Yang remembered the old master he had buried with his own hands, his face twitched, and from that day he understood that the soaring of feelings was death!
"And the medicine god refers to the strongest magical power possessed by the medicine god body itself, which has all kinds of miraculous effects. Even this system was developed in order to maximize the best use of the Medicine God Finger by cultivating the host to achieve the best cultivation effect. Jiang Yang nodded, thinking a little about the origin of this mysterious system for the first time.
"Judging from the introduction of this Tunafari, I am now considered to have completed the introduction of the Medicine God Body, but if I want to continue to develop my body, I have to practice ......."
In the past few years, under the influence of the old Taoist priest, Jiang Yang has become sluggish in his sense of these strange names and unrealistic-sounding words, especially after seeing the supernatural power of this strange system.
Especially after treating Chu Yinyin, Jiang Yang had more and more intuition that there might indeed be a layer of truth in the world that he felt familiar with.
"The lower grade medicine god body is divided into seven turns, and each time the cultivation is successful, the color of the medicine god finger will change accordingly, and the changes are: blue, red, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and purple."
Jiang Yang looked at his right middle finger with a strange expression: "Will it still change color?" It's better to call it Rainbow Finger......"
After some study, Jiang Yang finally had a relatively comprehensive understanding of this medicine god finger.
"It's a very comprehensive introduction." Although it is difficult to determine whether these dozens of pages of introduction can still be called a introduction, Jiang Yang firmly believes that a introduction that can make people understand the content is a good introduction!
"Hehe, let's see how to cultivate first." The introduction drew an incomparably beautiful blueprint for Jiang Yang, Jiang Yang even felt that he was going to feather the flying immortal tomorrow, omnipotent, and the mood of wanting to cultivate urgently made him blame himself for not opening this decision earlier.
"Hey, this secret is also accompanied by pictures, why do you think it's like the pirated Jiuyang magic for five yuan a piece when I was a child...... It's a humorous illustration. Jiang Yang looked at the first page of the text.
In that page, a big man with stubble on his face was squatting on the pit sweating profusely, and Jiang Yang couldn't help but laugh out loud when he looked constipated.
Immediately, though, he couldn't laugh.
Because under that picture, a small line of markings made Jiang Yang feel a hint of five thunders.
[Renderings of the lower grade tuna cultivation]
"it?!" Jiang Yang's heart trembled, feeling that something seemed to be a little wrong.
He hurriedly turned the second page.
"The cultivator uses his legs as a pillar, squats down on his knees, gathers his fists and looks angrily, and his luck is ...... dantian"
"I ...... Depend on...... Isn't this a constipation squat?! "Jiang Yang is about to cry, what kind of cultivation posture is this? This is the secret method of the Immortal Family?! Could it be that the immortals all cultivate in the toilet?!
"It's really a 'secret' method......" Jiang Yang looked up to the sky and sighed.
However, he gritted his teeth: "In order to become stronger, what about constipation?!" Fight, give it a try! ”
Immediately, he followed the example of the scumbag man in the picture, his eyes widened angrily, and he squatted on his knees.
After half a day, Jiang Yang's legs were sore, but his body did not react......
"Could it be that something is wrong?!" Jiang Yang was puzzled and turned the third page.
"Ale? It turns out that this cultivation also requires the unity of voice and action, and it must be dubbed. Jiang Yang exhaled, his eyes widened again, and he squatted on his knees......
"Huh~ah~ah~"
"What the hell is called!" Jiang Yang's strange scream frightened Jiang Donglin, who was watching the noon news in the living room, so frightened that he threw away the remote control.
Jiang Yang's old face flushed slightly: "What tricks do I have, there is no serious word about the spell produced by this broken system!" ”
"Huh? I seem to have a feeling! Jiang Yang's eyes lit up, and he suddenly felt that his stomach was very bloated!
"Could it be the aura mentioned in the secret! I finally felt the innate aura?! Jiang Yang thought excitedly, ignoring Jiang Donglin's roar, and continued to babble and cultivate!
"This stinky boy is getting more and more disagreeable." Jiang Donglin, who was so noisy by Jiang Yang that he couldn't watch the news with peace of mind, slapped the coffee table and stood up: "I want to see what the hell this kid is messing with." ”
"Peng!"
Jiang Yang looked at the door that was pushed open with a confused and unprepared expression...... After six years of life in the mountains, he has become a little negligent in the habit of locking the door.
Jiang Donglin looked at Jiang Yang, who was squatting on the floor with a painful expression, and Rao was frightened with his big nerves: "You, you, you...... You ......"
"Let's not talk about it yet, I'll ......" Jiang Yang just wanted to explain, but he felt a tumult in his stomach, and he ran out of the door and ran to the bathroom.
"......" Jiang Donglin was stunned for two seconds before he shouted: "You can't defecate anywhere at home in the future!" ”
"Peng...... hissed...... "Jiang Yang was knocked on the door by Jiang Donglin's thunderous words.
"Secret methods harm people...... Jiang Yang squatted on the toilet, clenching his fists and glaring angrily......
"Detected that the host has completed the first self-internal cleanup by cultivating the Tuna Method, and the reward is one hundred!"
Just as Jiang Yang couldn't cry or laugh, the voice of the system came slowly.
"Self-cleaning up?" Jiang Yang was stunned: "What the hell." ”
"To put it simply, it's just that you have too much garbage in your body, and now it's being expelled because of cultivation." The system is calm.
"Well, whatever......"
Jiang Yang was still extremely happy in his heart, no matter what he said, today, he could be regarded as officially entering the ranks of cultivation!
Although he can only clean up the garbage inside, he believes that in time, he will definitely be able to become a peerless medicine fairy by relying on the art of constipation~