Chapter 19: There is something wrong with this cultivation posture

After reading the medical book in the morning, Jiang Yang felt that his neck was a little sore, and he walked home at noon, and at the request of Qin Yan, he also brought some vegetables by the way.

Originally, he wanted to take the opportunity to become proficient in medicinal diet skills and let it upgrade and upgrade, but Qin Yan refused to let him, saying that he hadn't come back for six years and wouldn't let him enter the kitchen for a few days.

Jiang Yang scratched his head, the kitchen was temporarily listed as a forbidden place by his mother, and the TV in the living room was occupied by his father, so he had to reluctantly retract into the bedroom.

"The method of spitting out this medicine god body has been lying in the shopping cart in the mall for several days, and it is time to exchange it for a good look." Jiang Yang clicked on the mall page and exchanged the breathing method.

"This is a serious immortal exercise, maybe it's the kind of body refining magic in the novel, hehe. Then I'll send it! Jiang Yang was obscene for a while, and began to carefully look at the introduction of the Medicine God Body Breathing Decision.

The more I looked, the brighter Jiang Yang's eyes became, this introduction looked so attractive!

The medicine god body is a special physique, which can be developed after the day after tomorrow to achieve the position of medicine immortals, which is invulnerable to all poisons and soars......

"Wait, let's forget about Ascension." Jiang Yang remembered the old master he had buried with his own hands, his face twitched, and from that day he understood that the soaring of feelings was death!

"And the medicine god refers to the strongest magical power possessed by the medicine god body itself, which has all kinds of miraculous effects. Even this system was developed in order to maximize the best use of the Medicine God Finger by cultivating the host to achieve the best cultivation effect. Jiang Yang nodded, thinking a little about the origin of this mysterious system for the first time.

"Judging from the introduction of this Tunafari, I am now considered to have completed the introduction of the Medicine God Body, but if I want to continue to develop my body, I have to practice ......."

In the past few years, under the influence of the old Taoist priest, Jiang Yang has become sluggish in his sense of these strange names and unrealistic-sounding words, especially after seeing the supernatural power of this strange system.

Especially after treating Chu Yinyin, Jiang Yang had more and more intuition that there might indeed be a layer of truth in the world that he felt familiar with.

"The lower grade medicine god body is divided into seven turns, and each time the cultivation is successful, the color of the medicine god finger will change accordingly, and the changes are: blue, red, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and purple."

Jiang Yang looked at his right middle finger with a strange expression: "Will it still change color?" It's better to call it Rainbow Finger......"

After some study, Jiang Yang finally had a relatively comprehensive understanding of this medicine god finger.

"It's a very comprehensive introduction." Although it is difficult to determine whether these dozens of pages of introduction can still be called a introduction, Jiang Yang firmly believes that a introduction that can make people understand the content is a good introduction!

"Hehe, let's see how to cultivate first." The introduction drew an incomparably beautiful blueprint for Jiang Yang, Jiang Yang even felt that he was going to feather the flying immortal tomorrow, omnipotent, and the mood of wanting to cultivate urgently made him blame himself for not opening this decision earlier.

"Hey, this secret is also accompanied by pictures, why do you think it's like the pirated Jiuyang magic for five yuan a piece when I was a child...... It's a humorous illustration. Jiang Yang looked at the first page of the text.

In that page, a big man with stubble on his face was squatting on the pit sweating profusely, and Jiang Yang couldn't help but laugh out loud when he looked constipated.

Immediately, though, he couldn't laugh.

Because under that picture, a small line of markings made Jiang Yang feel a hint of five thunders.

[Renderings of the lower grade tuna cultivation]

"it?!" Jiang Yang's heart trembled, feeling that something seemed to be a little wrong.

He hurriedly turned the second page.

"The cultivator uses his legs as a pillar, squats down on his knees, gathers his fists and looks angrily, and his luck is ...... dantian"

"I ...... Depend on...... Isn't this a constipation squat?! "Jiang Yang is about to cry, what kind of cultivation posture is this? This is the secret method of the Immortal Family?! Could it be that the immortals all cultivate in the toilet?!

"It's really a 'secret' method......" Jiang Yang looked up to the sky and sighed.

However, he gritted his teeth: "In order to become stronger, what about constipation?!" Fight, give it a try! ”

Immediately, he followed the example of the scumbag man in the picture, his eyes widened angrily, and he squatted on his knees.

After half a day, Jiang Yang's legs were sore, but his body did not react......

"Could it be that something is wrong?!" Jiang Yang was puzzled and turned the third page.

"Ale? It turns out that this cultivation also requires the unity of voice and action, and it must be dubbed. Jiang Yang exhaled, his eyes widened again, and he squatted on his knees......

"Huh~ah~ah~"

"What the hell is called!" Jiang Yang's strange scream frightened Jiang Donglin, who was watching the noon news in the living room, so frightened that he threw away the remote control.

Jiang Yang's old face flushed slightly: "What tricks do I have, there is no serious word about the spell produced by this broken system!" ”

"Huh? I seem to have a feeling! Jiang Yang's eyes lit up, and he suddenly felt that his stomach was very bloated!

"Could it be the aura mentioned in the secret! I finally felt the innate aura?! Jiang Yang thought excitedly, ignoring Jiang Donglin's roar, and continued to babble and cultivate!

"This stinky boy is getting more and more disagreeable." Jiang Donglin, who was so noisy by Jiang Yang that he couldn't watch the news with peace of mind, slapped the coffee table and stood up: "I want to see what the hell this kid is messing with." ”

"Peng!"

Jiang Yang looked at the door that was pushed open with a confused and unprepared expression...... After six years of life in the mountains, he has become a little negligent in the habit of locking the door.

Jiang Donglin looked at Jiang Yang, who was squatting on the floor with a painful expression, and Rao was frightened with his big nerves: "You, you, you...... You ......"

"Let's not talk about it yet, I'll ......" Jiang Yang just wanted to explain, but he felt a tumult in his stomach, and he ran out of the door and ran to the bathroom.

"......" Jiang Donglin was stunned for two seconds before he shouted: "You can't defecate anywhere at home in the future!" ”

"Peng...... hissed...... "Jiang Yang was knocked on the door by Jiang Donglin's thunderous words.

"Secret methods harm people...... Jiang Yang squatted on the toilet, clenching his fists and glaring angrily......

"Detected that the host has completed the first self-internal cleanup by cultivating the Tuna Method, and the reward is one hundred!"

Just as Jiang Yang couldn't cry or laugh, the voice of the system came slowly.

"Self-cleaning up?" Jiang Yang was stunned: "What the hell." ”

"To put it simply, it's just that you have too much garbage in your body, and now it's being expelled because of cultivation." The system is calm.

"Well, whatever......"

Jiang Yang was still extremely happy in his heart, no matter what he said, today, he could be regarded as officially entering the ranks of cultivation!

Although he can only clean up the garbage inside, he believes that in time, he will definitely be able to become a peerless medicine fairy by relying on the art of constipation~

Chapter 20 Linjiang University

Zhang Gang: I entered Linjiang University with Mr. Tan and was familiar with the school environment.

Jiang Yang waited at the door of his house early.

Pro. Jiang University is a private university, classes are held at eight o'clock in the morning, and Jiang Yang is waiting at the door at seven o'clock, according to Jiang Donglin's words, Chu Yixiao will send someone to pick him up and go to Linjiang University today.

After sitting on the toilet for two or three hours yesterday by the trick spell, he now feels as light as a swallow, refreshed and refreshed, even if he gets up at six o'clock in the morning, he doesn't have the usual trance-like feeling.

Looking at the time on the old phone, Jiang Yang shrugged: "If you don't come again, you will have class." ”

"Didi" The familiar sound of the car whistle came, and Jiang Yang really saw the familiar Bentley.

"Old Tan!" Jiang Yang jumped into the Bentley and smiled at the old man on the side.

"Why did you come out so early?" Tan Lao looked at Jiang Yang and asked with some confusion.

"Morning?!" Jiang Yang was stunned: "Didn't you say that the class would be at eight o'clock?" ”

"Yin Yin studied in the art department, and there were very few classes on weekdays. Today I just took you to get a stay. Tan Lao glanced at Jiang Yang.

Jiang Yang covered his face silently, is college life so good? His memory of going to school is still in junior high school, all-day classes, can't be late, can't bring a mobile phone, can't whisper, and the most important one, can't fall in love!

"Haha" Tan Lao shook his head, looking at Jiang Yang, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a playful smile, I have to say that from the contempt of Jiang Yang when he first saw him, to now, he has begun to like this kid a little.

Jiangyang seat belt: "When I was in the mountains, I often fantasized about living a normal life for two days, hehe, college life, I've only seen it in movies!" ”

Tan Lao squinted his eyes and laughed: "Then you can enjoy it!" Walk you! ”

Bentley swept through the streets and finally stopped at the gate of Linjiang University.

"Linjiang University is a semi-private university, although it starts with a place name." Tan Lao got out of the car.

"Semi-private?" Jiang Yang was stunned, there are still semi-private universities?

Tan Lao nodded: "Linjiang University belongs to the public editor, but the specific matters are decided by the school board. So...... The school spirit here is also a bit strange, hehe, these will be understood when you integrate here. ”

Jiang Yang moved his luggage out of the car, turned his head and saw Tan Lao's playful smile, and a little cold air inexplicably appeared on his back, this old man, no matter how you look at it, there is something to say!

"The dormitory has also been arranged for you, and I will ask you for Yinyin's safety in the school in the future." Tan Lao suddenly became serious and put his hand on Jiang Yang's shoulder.

"Don't worry, Old Tan, Uncle Chu is a good friend of my father, Uncle Chu's daughter, I will take care of it like a sister!" Jiang Yang nodded at Tan Lao and reassured.

Tan Lao nodded: "The old man has never looked away, he believes in you, and I naturally believe in you, old man." ”

Jiang Yang turned his head to look at the majestic school gate in front of him, and couldn't help but feel awe-inspiring, he was really full of infinite expectations for the upcoming new life!

Stroll around the campus and the sun shines on the green playground.

University life is indeed something that Jiang Yang has never imagined, and now it is past eight o'clock, and there are still many students running and playing basketball on the big playground, and young and beautiful girls are walking on campus in groups, filled with a warm and bright atmosphere.

"I really miss it......" Jiang Yang sighed, and after a while, he and Tan Lao walked to the arranged dormitory building.

"This is the dormitory building arranged for you, and I will take you to see Fei Fei in a while." Tan Lao thought about it.

"Does Yin Yin usually live on campus?" Since he was in charge of taking care of Chu Yinyin, he naturally had to figure out this.

"Originally, she lived on campus, but now she is recovering from a serious illness, so she has to take care of her during this time." Tan Lao took Jiang Yang and approached the dormitory building.

"Wow, that's really magnificent." Jiang Yang looked at the bright dormitory building.

"After all, it is a semi-private dormitory, and the dormitories are all two-person dormitories, and they are relaxed and comfortable." Tan Lao smiled: "Ordinary universities and Linjiang University can't be compared. ”

Jiang Yang nodded.

"This is your campus card, all the facilities of Linjiang University have been bound to the campus card, and you can also swipe the card to enter the dormitory door." Tan Lao handed a blue card to Jiang Yang.

"Are universities so advanced now?" Jiang Yang swiped the card to enter the door.

The dorm was surprisingly large, with two separate bedrooms and an en-suite bathroom, and even a living room with a TV.

"Luxury." Jiang Yang muttered.

"You're the new classmate the counselor said you were talking about?" Out of the bedroom came a young man with glasses, the young man was wearing a white shirt and slim trousers, which was quite decent.

"My name is Jiang Yang." Jiang Yang understood that this was his roommate.

"Prince." The young man stretched out his hand and said a name that did not match his temperament.

The prince was quite enthusiastic, helping Lin Feng clean up the originally empty room, and also helped him place his luggage.

"Thank you!" Jiang Yang smiled.

"You're welcome, we'll all be roommates in the future, even if it's a family." Wang Hou clapped his hands: "I came a few months earlier than you, and I will take you to familiarize yourself with the campus environment in a while?" ”

"Okay." Jiang Yang was naturally happy: "But there are still things for a while, and we will talk about it when we come back." ”

After saying goodbye to the prince, Jiang Yang came to the teaching building of Linjiang University.

"Yin Yin is learning to draw, and the tools are ready for you, you can find them when you go in." Tan Lao patted Jiang Yang's back: "I'll go first." ”

After saying goodbye to Tan Lao, Jiang Yang hesitated and knocked on the door.

In the bright classroom, the sun was shining, and the first thing Lin Feng saw when he walked in was the graceful silhouette standing in the sun.

Today's Chu Yinyin was wearing a turquoise gauze skirt, she looked at the painting in front of her intently, her eyebrows blinked in the sun, even Jiang Yang's arrival did not disturb her painting, her skin revealed a hint of pink in the sun, like a ripe peach.

Jiang Yang was slightly stunned, and then was pulled into the classroom by the teacher who had been waiting in the classroom for a long time.

"Classmates, this is the new classmate I told you, Jiang Yang."

Jiang Yang only paid attention to Chu Yinyin just now, but when he came back to his senses at this time, he found that almost ninety percent of the entire classroom were girls, and even the teacher who pulled him was a middle-aged intellectual beauty with a hot figure!

Jiang Yang's face was a little hot, when had he ever seen such a wonderful scene gathering in the mountains for six years?

When Chu Yinyin saw Jiang Yang, her eyes lit up slightly, and then she winked at him mischievously.

Jiang Yang couldn't help but smile.

"My name is He Jie, you can come to me if you have any questions in the future." The beautiful teacher pulled Jiang Yang to his drawing board.

There were a total of thirty-five students in the class, and there were only five boys even if he was counted, all on the left side of the classroom, Jiang Yang just stood still in front of the drawing board, and the little fat man next to him pulled him.

Jiang Yang glanced at him suspiciously.

"Brother Jiangyang, welcome to join the Fifth Class of Fine Arts Brotherhood!" The little fat man stretched out his hand, and there was indescribable emotion in his eyes.

"Huh?" Jiang Yang was stunned.

"There were only four boys in our class! It's just yin and yang to the extreme! Hehe, there's finally a new boy, and that's a brother! The little fat man sighed: "My name is Pan Zhen, you can call me fat." This is our big brother, Zhang Tianhao. ”

The eldest brother tilted his head very much, patted Jiang Yang's shoulder, and said angrily: "Brother, you have entered our Meiwu, you are my Tianhao's brother, which girl in the picture will tell my brother in the future, and my brother will help you chase!" Hehe, we don't have anything else in the art academy, but the beauties are inexhaustible! ”

Jiang Yang smiled awkwardly, this guy looks very social at first glance, but he thinks that there are some cuteness unique to middle two.

"This is Lao Yong, the school basketball team, he doesn't talk much, but he is sullen, and he is also a macho man in terms of shape!" The little fat man pointed to the one-meter-nine young man who was wearing a basketball shirt and looking at the beauty in a daze.

Qin Yong heard the fat man calling him, turned his head and smiled at Jiang Yang.

Although he felt sorry for this kind of old brother who should have come to get a paintbrush in a sports school, Jiang Yang still smiled.

"There's also a little Zhuge here...... This kid didn't come again, so he guessed he was playing games in the dormitory. The fat man rolled his eyes: "This prince! It's so unreliable! ”

Jiang Yang waved his hand: "I saw him in the dormitory just now." ”

"Oh?" The fat man's eyes lit up and he smiled: "That's good." ”

Jiang Yang studied Chinese medicine with the old Taoist priest, and he didn't know anything about painting, and today was another practice class, so he had to take the expensive paint that Chu Yixiao bought with a lot of money and scribble on the drawing board.

Taking advantage of the sunshine, it's okay to peek at Chu Yinyin, or look for other beauties after work.

"Hey, is there a match?" The fat man leaned over with a mouse's eyebrows.

Jiang Yang shrugged: "It's all pretty beautiful." ”

"Of course, our class has the highest average appearance among the six classes in the art department!" The fat man was very proud: "It's just Miss Yinyin alone, and her appearance can beat the whole system." ”

Jiang Yang nodded, which was expected.

"But let me warn you first, don't hit the eldest lady's idea!" The fat man whispered.

"Oh? Do you like it? Jiang Yang looked the fat little fat man up and down, feeling a deep despair for the other party in his heart.

"How dare I fall in love with other people's ......" The fat man's face tightened: "But the top ten peerless murderers on the list of male gods of Linjiang University, let alone two or three staring at others, we are cannon fodder to keep up, I am afraid that we will die and I don't know how to die!" ”

Jiang Yang was shocked: "What the hell is the male god list?" It sounds awesome! ”

The fat man smiled: "Brother, I don't know the list of male gods and goddesses, you will have a hard time mixing in the future, but who made you meet me, a know-it-all brother?" ”

Jiang Yang's face did not change, but he said in his heart: I have never seen such a brazen person!

"Our Linjiang University is a semi-private university, and those who can come in are not good masters, if they are not invited by the school because of their brains, they are the second ancestors who have some skills at home." The fat man sneered: "So, our Linjiang University is a small society, and it has nothing to do with the academic atmosphere or anything, the rich and powerful one with a big fist is a male god, and the one with a good face and a good figure and a lot of gold is a goddess." ”

"On the list of male gods and goddesses, these indicators are arranged." The fat man showed a hint of envy on his face: "The top ten male gods are unattainable......"

"That'...... How much can Brother Tianhao line up here? Jiang Yang felt that Zhang Tianhao seemed to be very hanging.

"Ahem......" Zhang Tianhao has actually been eavesdropping in his ears, and when he heard Jiang Yang's question at this time, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood: "There is no one on the list of male gods in our art department, but on the goddess list, Miss Yin Yin ranks fourth." ”

"It's only the fourth?" Jiang Yang instantly felt that he was despicable, and the moment he saw Chu Yinyin, he was shocked, there were as many as ten such beauties in Linjiang University?

"Fourth, it's amazing!" The fat man complained: "Those goddesses exist on the list, just run to one, brother, you don't have to worry about the lower half of your body and the second half of your life." ”

Jiang Yang nodded, feeling that it made sense, and then thought of the miraculous medicine primer, and couldn't help but secretly speculate, I don't know what the expressions on the faces of those male god list brothers who regard Chu Yinyin as their true destiny know about this?