Chapter 2: A robe soaked in shit
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Qiankun bag?
And it's also a monster hunting bag?
Could it be that there are really demons in this world?
Okay, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if there is really a demon, those demon hunters in the movie are either playing swords or chanting spells with talismans, handsome comparison, but it's their turn, a demon catcher took out a Qiankun bag, and shouted: "Look at the condom." β
Think about it, how do you feel like you're going to be beaten.
And if you run into a beautiful banshee, will it ......
Lean on, think about it.
Wu Wei pinched the slimy safety ...... Ahem, Qiankun bag, under the strong pressure of the urge to beat the system, gritted his teeth and said: "System, Lao Tzu wants to make money tonight, a full five hundred yuan, don't make trouble for me, wait for Lao Tzu to make money and then study you carefully." β
Wu Wei already felt that the system was unreliable, and it was still the reality of the five hundred yuan.
Quietly put the so-called Qiankun bag into his pocket, this thing will come back if he throws it away, and look back to see if he can return it to the system.
Wu Wei raised his head and saw the wild dog Taoist staring straight at him.
That look gave me goosebumps.
Wu Wei realized that he was talking to the system just now, and he was a little out of shape, and glared at the wild dog Taoist: "What do you look at?" β
The wild dog Taoist stroked his goatee: "Emptiness, your Yin Tang is black, are you possessed by a monster!" β
"Attach your head!" Wu Weixin said, it is true that Lao Tzu was possessed by a pit than the system.
Since he knew the wild dog Taoist, Wu Wei didn't even believe in his words, so he naturally couldn't raise the slightest respect.
In Wu Wei's opinion, a Taoist priest with a lot of certificates like a wild dog Taoist should have a little money.
Even if you don't have your own car, it's always okay to take a taxi, right?
However, Wu Wei was wrong, this wild dog Taoist seemed to be very poor.
Wu Wei, dressed in clothes that could smoke away everyone within a radius of five meters, sat on the bus with the wild dog Taoist, and tossed and turned for two hours under the disgusted eyes of all the passengers in the entire carriage, and finally came to a villa area in the suburbs.
This is a well-known wealthy district in Jiangzhou City, called Jiangjing No. 1, and the people who live here are either rich or expensive.
For Wu Wei, who lived in Jiangzhou as a child, he is no stranger to this villa area.
Because this villa area is close to the Qianjiang River, the scenery is pleasant, and the scenery is extremely beautiful, so when he is idle, Wu Wei will come to the villa area to wander.
Wu Wei also sent a grand plan every time, saying that he would make money to buy a big villa here.
Seeing the luxurious villa, Wu Wei felt a little more down-to-earth.
People who live in this kind of place, since they have invited a wild dog Taoist to do things, they must be able to afford 500 yuan, right?
At the door of the villa area, as soon as he heard that the wild dog Taoist was here to exorcise evil spirits, the security guard at the door not only did not stop him, but also called the employer, and then stared at the two with a strange face.
Looking at the eyes of the security guard, Wu Wei faintly felt that something was not right: "Wild dog Taoist, what evil are we going to exorcise?" β
"Hehe, it's nothing, it's just pretending." The wild dog Taoist smiled evilly, making Wu Wei feel inexplicably that this guy was going to pit himself.
"Dao Chief, you're finally here!"
A few minutes later, a middle-aged man with a big belly ran in the distance.
The middle-aged man was wearing a suit and a large gold chain around his neck, and he looked like a rich man at first glance, but his expression looked very tired.
His name is Tang Jinlong, and he is the employer this time.
On the way here, Wu Wei also listened to the wild dog Taoist talk about it again, this Tang Jinlong is very rich, if he does it well this time, he will definitely have a tip.
Finally ran closer, as if he smelled the sour smell on Wu Wei's body, Tang Jinlong couldn't help frowning, and wanted to pinch his nose, as if thinking of such impoliteness, he raised his hand and put it down.
The spirit of the wild dog Daoist immediately shook up, and he put on the appearance of a fairy wind Dao bone: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Boss Tang, this is my apprentice, empty." β
"Emptiness?" Hearing the introduction of the Wild Dog Daoist, Tang Jinlong's face froze, obviously shocked by Wu Wei's name.
Wu Wei also learned from the wild dog Taoist to take out the appearance of a master outside the world, held his head high, and nodded slightly at Tang Jinlong.
Tang Jinlong also nodded hurriedly in response, urging with a gloomy expression: "Dao Chief, I've been waiting for you for a long time, come with me quickly." β
Wild Dog Dao and Wu Wei followed Tang Jinlong around the villa area, and soon came to a three-story villa.
There were a lot of people gathered outside the villa to watch the excitement, and it was obvious that someone had come to exorcise evil spirits.
As soon as he saw Tang Jinlong with the Wild Dog Daoist and Wu Wei, whispers sounded around him.
"It's coming, it's coming, the Taoist priest is coming!"
"You say that girl can't really be evil, right?"
"Who knows, I think it's the girl who pretended to be it. Hey, that girl is also pitiful, although the family has money, but no one cares about it every day. β
"yes, yes, she wouldn't be like this to get Tang Jinlong's attention, right?"
From time to time, there were low cries and dogs barking from inside the villa.
However, listening to the dog's barking, Wu Wei was extremely strange.
How to hear the dog's bark, how it doesn't look like it comes from a dog, but it looks like it comes from a woman's mouth.
Hearing the discussions of the people around him, Wu Wei was even more puzzled.
"Woohoo!"
As soon as he pushed open the door of the villa, with a barking dog, a figure pounced towards Wu Wei.
Wu Wei didn't react at all, and was pounced on by the figure, and the person turned on his back at the moment.
Wu Wei subconsciously reached out to block it, but felt that his hand touched something soft.
When he looked up, Wu Weideng was stunned.
I saw that the one who knocked herself down was a girl who killed Matt.
The girl was wearing heavy makeup on her face and looked about the same age as herself.
The most critical thing is that Wu Wei found that his hand seemed to touch something that should not be touched.
Looking at it in his hand, Wu Wei gently pinched it twice, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
It's huge!
It's so soft!
Good bullet!
"Wow!"
Who knows, before Wu Wei could feel it any more, the girl lying on top of him opened her mouth and bit her, biting her nose at once.
"Ah......h
Wu Wei burst out with a heart-rending scream and pushed the girl away.
"Damn, you're a dog!"
After Wu Wei pushed the girl away, he jumped back quickly, covering his nose with one hand, and his legs and stomach trembled in pain.
"Quick...... Hold the young lady quickly, hold on! At this time, Tang Jinlong's voice sounded.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, demon, Hugh is arrogant!" The wild dog Taoist shouted, which was quite majestic.
Wu Wei was stunned, and secretly said in his heart: What's the situation, this wild dog Taoist has started to perform?
While rubbing his nose, which had been bitten out of a tooth mark, Wu Wei looked up at the villa.
The villa was decorated with splendor, which made Wu Wei feel dazzled by this kind of dirt bun that could only be seen outside before.
It's just that Wu Wei's attention was soon attracted by the girl who killed Matt who bit him before.
At this time, the girl was pulled by two men, her eyes were red, and she grinned at Wu Wei, she really looked like a dog.
But because of the girl's dress, she doesn't look like a mad dog, but like a little milk dog.
"Master, master, think of a way! What the hell is wrong with my daughter? Boss Tang didn't care about Wu Wei, and looked at the wild dog Taoist with a pleading face.
The wild dog Taoist half-squinted, touched two goatees, and looked at the girl: "Boss Tang, it's just a demon and a sneak." β
"Ding...... A first-grade spirit demon is detected, and the system task is triggered to capture this spirit demon. β
At this moment, the voice of the system sounded in Wu Wei's mind again.
Wu Weiyi was stunned: Demon?
System: That's right, the girl was possessed by a newly-conceived dog demon that could be captured with a Qiankun bag when the dog demon was weak.
Wu Wei's eyes widened suddenly, looking at the girl's arrogant appearance, and swallowed his saliva: There can't really be a demon, right?
The girl's behavior is so abnormal that it can't be explained if there is no evil.
System: Host, Ben Shuai has already told you that this world is more exciting than you imagined. However, although the spirit demon is very weak, it is still not something that the host can deal with, and it is best to let the wild dog Daoist fight for a while before the host pretends to be forced.
What a great idea!
Wu Wei's eyes lit up, and he realized that he liked the system a little.
"By the way, the host's robe has been soaked in dog shit, and it has a natural attraction to the dog demon, if the host doesn't want to be targeted, it's best to take it off quickly."
I wiped it, and sure enough, I was pitted by the wild dog Taoist!