For some reason, Su Jiu'er wanted to hit someone.

She's never been so chilled by a man, okay?

In the past, when I was in Longhu Mountain, whether it was a senior brother or a junior brother, I coaxed myself like a little princess, as long as I said a word, let alone a mobile phone, even if it was a supercar, it would be delivered to me in minutes.

Why!

Su Jiu'er became stubborn.

She took the broken phone and grabbed Wu Wei's arm: "Wu Wei, do you have a girlfriend?" ”

The voice is numb, so that any man who hears it has an urge to bow down directly.

"What?" Wu is vigilant.

As a senior boy chicken, Wu Wei likes beautiful women, but he is not so good that sperm worms are in the brain.

Moreover, I haven't known this heroine of Dragon and Tiger Mountain for less than a day.

When things go wrong, there must be demons.

"People ask if you have one."

"Good...... I don't think so. Wu Wei felt that he couldn't stand it anymore.

Su Jiu'er looks like a disaster for the country and the people, so coquettish, he can't stand it if he is a man.

"No?" Su Jiu'er was satisfied, let go of Wu Wei's arm, and grinned: "No wonder." ”

Difficult...... No wonder?

Wu Wei was stunned for more than ten seconds before he reacted.

Damn, what do you mean?

Lao Tzu is so handsome and dashing, shouldn't I have a girlfriend?

Seeing Wu Wei's face change, Su Jiu'er finally felt that she had pulled back a game, and she chuckled forward and backwards.

The owner of the mobile phone store was stunned: "The beauty is picturesque, the beauty is picturesque!" ”

Draw your sister!

Wu Wei lifted his feet and left the mobile phone store.

Su Jiu'er followed closely.

Grunt.

Su Jiu'er's stomach screamed happily again.

When Wu Wei heard this, he suddenly felt as if he had been stepped on his tail: "Jiu'er girl, if it's okay, I'll ...... first"

"Wow, old Wu, you are okay!" Thinking of Su Jiu'er's eating appearance, Wu Wei didn't finish his words of wanting to say goodbye quickly, and a big grinning voice sounded: "You usually don't show up or show water, no wonder you broke up with Zhao Ya, it turns out that you hooked up with such a beautiful beauty!" Tsk, I even came to buy a mobile phone for others, and I cried with Lao Tzu every day. ”

A chubby figure came to Wu Wei with the voice.

The Zhao Ya in his mouth is the girl Wu Wei chased before, but that girl is the same as the material girl who abandons the protagonist in all novels, very materialistic.

Wu Wei looked up, and couldn't help but smile embarrassedly on his face: "Eighth master, you are a police dog, how did you find me?" ”

The visitor was dressed in colorful clothes, looking like a street loafer, with a swimming ring on his belly, and he was chubby and cute.

This person is none other than Wu Wei's sworn friend, Hu Jing who called him before.

Hu Jing looked at Su Jiu'er exaggeratedly.

"Lao Wu, Lao Tzu happened to be walking around here, and I wanted to ask you about your specific location, but I didn't expect to be attracted by a beautiful figure all of a sudden. I'm still thinking, who is so blessed to walk with such a beautiful beauty, take a closer look, ouch I'll go, isn't this Lao Wu. ”

Hu Jing smiled at Su Jiu'er: "This beauty, when did you get better?" ”

"What's the matter?" Wu Wei is too familiar with Hu Jing, and he usually has almost no jokes or joy, but he didn't expect Su Jiu'er to pout, and his little face turned red, flushing with a touch of ruddy.

Hu Jing's eyes immediately straightened.

It's just beautiful.

Wu Wei glanced at Hu Jing: "What are you looking for me?" ”

"Yes, I have a good thing to do with you." Hu Jing seemed to suddenly remember his intention, and smiled humbly at Su Jiu'er: "Beauty, I'll borrow Lao Wu first." ”

Without waiting for Su Jiu'er to answer, Hu Jing pulled Wu Wei to the side, and then sneakily took out a piece of advertising paper from his pocket and unfolded it in front of Wu Wei: "Old Wu, take a look." ”

Wu Wei was strange and looked down.

At this look, his eyes almost fell out: "Damn, what do you want to do?" This is obviously an immortal jump. ”

That piece of paper turned out to be a small advertisement for a 'heavy money' on a telephone pole.

The conditions were very tempting, and the person who posted the advertisement said that she was married to a man who was infertile, and there was no one in the family to inherit the family property, so she wanted to find a man to borrow sperm to have a child.

The good pay is simply terrible.

As long as you apply for a job, give a deposit of 10,000 yuan first, and then do that kind of thing.

If you can get pregnant, you can directly give another 500,000 to the man.

I'll go, this kind of good thing is more pie than pie in the sky.

As long as you apply, you will have 10,000 yuan, and you can also engage women.

This kind of good thing, anyone with a little brain, knows that it is a scam.

However, Hu Jing was a thief and said: "Old Wu, it is precisely because this is very likely to be an immortal jump, so I am looking for you." ”

"I@#¥%......" Wu Wei wanted to swear very much, but a soft and weak voice suddenly sounded in his ears: "Heavy money and seeking children? Why doesn't she go to our Longhu Mountain, our Longhu Mountain has a kind of yin and yang acacia charm, as long as it is attached to each other's navels when doing that, it can not only promote blood circulation, increase each other's interest, but also control the birth of boys and girls. ”

Wu Wei stumbled, almost fell to the ground, turned his head, and saw Su Jiu'er's innocent eyes.

When Su Jiu'er said this, her face was not red and her heart was not beating, and she even said it in a high-sounding manner?

You Dragon Tiger Mountain don't really have this kind of talisman, right?

"Ahem." Hu Jing was obviously choked by Su Jiu'er's words, and glanced at Wu Weizhi, as if asking: Old Wu, where did you find such a girlfriend? Although she looks beautiful, how can she talk so secondary? Return to Longhu Mountain, why don't you say that the gods are descending to earth?

Wu Wei stared, diverted the topic and asked, "What are you looking for me for?" ”

Hu Jing smiled and said, "Hehe, Lao Wu, you also know, didn't I just register a live broadcast account recently?" Hey, the competition for live streaming is too fierce now, and today I stumbled upon this flyer. ”

While speaking, Hu Jing pointed to the beautiful woman's avatar on the small advertisement: "I want to broadcast this thing live, it's absolutely hot." ”

Wu Wei looked in the direction of his finger, and his eyes widened: "I'll go." ”

This shout startled Hu Jing: "Old Wu, what are you doing?" ”

Wu Wei pulled through the small advertisement, looked at it carefully for a while, and finally determined that the beauty on the small advertisement was the Ma Jinlian who almost climbed into his bed.

This woman, having such a good time?

"System, you said that this Ma Jinlian is similar to the demonic aura of the deceased in the 'Eat a Big Meal and Bathing Center', right?" Wu Wei hurriedly asked in his heart.

System: "That's right. ”

"In other words, this Ma Jinlian has something to do with that cat demon?"

"Ask the host to tell for themselves."

"Tell your sister!"

Wu Wei turned around and snatched back the broken mobile phone in Su Jiu'er's hand, and in the other party's stunned and regretful gaze, he replaced the mobile phone card, and then handed the new mobile phone to Su Jiu'er's hand.

"Beauty, I know you're not a vain girl, I've been sure from the first time I saw you! So, as a man, I decided to give you this new phone. ”

Su Jiu'er's eyes widened for a long time: "You want to soak me?" ”

"Poof!" Wu Wei almost sprayed.

It's so straightforward, it's okay for me to lose face.

And that's not what I meant.

I just want you to help me catch that cat demon who almost killed himself.