Chapter 18 Eternal Happiness, Eternal Happiness

Bang.

A brick is being smashed on a thug's head.

The thug threw himself into the street and fainted.

"Damn! Above! Wang Da Snake was in a hurry, and with a wave of his big hand, he was about to pounce up.

Sou!

The bricks in Su Jiu'er's hand also flew out.

Another thug slammed into the streets.

Whoosh!

The alley was not wide, and the two of them flew bricks and bricks, and after a while, they were so stunned that they didn't dare to move forward.

Wu was overjoyed and shouted arrogantly: "Haha, Lao Tzu is going to beat you a hundred today, how about it, who dares to come up?" ”

Bending down to touch it, he didn't grasp the bricks, but grabbed a pair of tender little hands.

looked down, but found that it was grabbed by Su Jiu'er's hand.

Su Jiu'er took her hand back like lightning, a trace of shyness and panic flashed in her eyes, and she looked around: "Oh no, there are no bricks." ”

"Damn, there's no more bricks."

"Haha, throw it! I'll see what else you can throw away! ”

"Brothers, now they have no bricks, kill these two sluts."

Oh, my temper is so violent that I dare to curse.

Wu Wei's heart moved: "Give me twenty bricks first." ”

"Ding...... Buy 20 bricks, consume 20 experience points, and have 29,995 remaining. ”

took out a brick from his arms, and Wu Wei held it in his hand and shook it: "There are no bricks?" What do you guys look at here? ”

The gangsters who were about to rush forward looked at each other and did not dare to move forward.

In this way, there is a kind of frame style that is not open for a long time.

"Snake ...... Brother Snake, what should I do? One of the thugs asked in a whisper.

Wang Da Snake's face was gloomy.

The power of that brick is too strong for Nima.

Maybe it's going to hit the streets.

"Brother Snake, why don't we scold him?" Another thug whispered an immature suggestion.

Wang Dasnake turned his head to look at the gangster, his eyes lit up, and he was extremely approving: "Good boy." ”

"Hehe, thank you Brother Snake for the compliment." The bastard was full of smiles, I don't know why Brother Snake suddenly praised himself.

Wang Da Snake asked loudly: "Brothers, what is the slogan of our Yongle Gang?" ”

"Forever happy, always happy!"

"That's right! Forever happy! Wang Dasnake waved his fist: "But, are you happy today?" ”

The gangsters shook their heads and shouted in unison: "Not happy! ”

"Okay, then I'll make you happy!" Wang Da Snake pointed at Wu Wei and Su Jiu'er: "Scold these two sluts to death, there are so many of us, one person can drown them with a mouthful of spit!" Scolding! ”

Wang Da Snake waved his hand and was arrogant: "Xiaobi thing, you have the ability to throw the bricks!" Bah! ”

"That's it, what kind of hero is a brick, throw it away! Bah! ”

"Aren't you one beating us a hundred? You're fighting us now! Bah! ”

"Two little sluts, let's see if we don't scold you to death today! Bah! ”

Foul language gushed out.

Even they spit on it.

Wu Wei was stunned.

When did these gangsters become so civilized?

Do you want to be a gentleman who doesn't use his words?

Moreover, this snake brother was born in a mixed pyramid scheme, right?

Wu Wei was thick-skinned, but he didn't take their scolding to heart.

But Su Jiu'er couldn't do it, she scolded so badly that she couldn't hold it on her face.

"Wu Wei, what are you waiting for, throw them to death!" Su Jiu'er's face was ruddy, just like a blooming water lotus.

It's so beautiful to even be angry.

In addition to being too edible.

"Howler!" sighed in his heart, Wu Wei didn't stop.

Sou!

Another brick was thrown out, smashing right in the face of one of the thugs.

The thug's voice stopped abruptly.

Whoosh!

Twenty bricks were used up in the blink of an eye.

The thugs were stunned.

What the situation.

Is that kid a treasure chest in his pocket, how can there be so many bricks?

was greeted by Wu for this brick, and those gangsters had already withdrawn a hundred meters away.

"Come on! Come on! Wu Wei bought another brick and shouted arrogantly at the group of thugs.

"Ding...... You loaded a shock force that awarded 1 experience point. ”

Those thugs were really scared.

Damn, this is more than a hundred meters away, and that kid can easily throw it over.

"Boy, the green mountains don't change, the green water flows forever, you wait and see!" Brother Snake put down his cruel words and shouted loudly: "There was a beautiful verbal battle today, this kid didn't even dare to return his mouth, we won!" ”

"Yes, we won!" The gangsters were in high spirits.

Damn, these guys are really going to find themselves under the stairs.

Wang Da Snake: "In that case, we are very happy!" ”

Gangsters: "Yes, we're happy!" ”

"Since everyone is happy, then withdraw!" With Wang Dasnake's order, all the gangsters ran away in peace.

"Awesome!" Wu Wei sighed from the bottom of his heart.

This should be the so-called Spiritual Victory Method, right?

He threw the bricks in his hand again.

Two hundred meters away, it was right on the back of the king snake.

Thump!

The king snake fell down and roared: "Revenge! Pure revenge, just do it when you see us win the battle, it's really not a good man! ”

Supporting each other, a group of thugs fled with high spirits.

The corners of Wu Wei's mouth twitched.

After a long time, I realized that I had won, but I always felt that I had won awkwardly.

Ma Dan, did their Spiritual Victory Law really win the battle against me?

No, I'll run into you again when I come back, and see if I don't scold you to death!

Wu Wei secretly made up his mind in his heart.

Suddenly, Wu Wei felt a figure rushing over.

"Hey, beauty, what are you doing? It's broad daylight here, what are you pulling my clothes for? To do that, we'll have to go to the hotel! ”

Su Jiu'er stretched out her hand and was pulling Wu Wei's clothes, and when she heard the words, her head was full of black lines: "I just want to see how you hide so many bricks in your clothes." ”

"Magic, hey, magic." Wu Wei naturally can't tell that this is a system production.

"Rub, rub, the devil's pace ......" Suddenly, a crisp and pleasant mobile phone ringtone rang.

Wu Wei picked it up: "Eighth master, what are you doing?" ”

"Old Wu, where are you? It's good to look for you. An obscene voice came from the other end of the line.

"A good thing? What's the good thing? ”

"Where is so much nonsense, hehe, where are you, I'll look for you."

"Forehead......," Wu Wei thought for a moment, "Bibo Street near the school." ”

"Cheng, I'll go find you."

Wu Wei's school is Jiangzhou University, and he usually lives on campus.

The caller's name is Hu Jing, nicknamed Hu Baye, who is his roommate and a rare friend.

It's just that these two days are weekends, and there are no classes in the school, so it's relatively idle.

After hanging up the phone, Wu Wei asked Su Jiu'er with a smile again: "Miss Jiu'er, you said that we have also eaten, and we have suffered, I don't even have your mobile phone number." ”

Su Jiu'er pouted: "I don't have a mobile phone." ”

"Uh......" Wu Wei forgot that this girl escaped from Longhu Mountain: "Then what are you going to do?" ”

"It's okay." Su Jiu'er quickly laughed: "The dean of Jiangzhou University is my uncle, I told him before I came, and he had already arranged me in the school. By the way, aren't you also from Jiangzhou University? Then we're still alumni. ”

"What a coincidence?"

"yes, it's fate." Su Jiu'er hugged Wu Wei's arm all of a sudden: "Since you are so fateful, I also want to leave a phone number for you, in this way, can you help me buy a mobile phone?" ”

"What?" Wu Wei was stunned.

What kind of logic is this?

"Wu Wei, at first glance, you are a good person among good people, don't worry, I will help you catch that cat demon and avenge you when I go back. Well, besides, if you win tens of thousands of jackpots, a mobile phone will cost thousands of dollars. ”

Su Jiu'er began to rub the peaks on her chest again.

After contact, Wu Wei found that this girl was a rectum.

He could also see that Su Jiu'er didn't want to covet anything, but really didn't have any money.

"That...... Since your uncle is the dean of academic affairs, why don't you ask him for help? ”

"Hmph, I want to work and study, and I resolutely don't rely on this relationship."

Ouch, I'll go, it's so good.

Wu Wei suddenly found that he had no immunity to this self-cooked girl at all.

However, when I think of going back to catch the cat demon, I'm afraid I have to count on someone to help, and it's really hard to contact if you don't have a phone.

Gritted his teeth: "Okay." ”

found a nearby mobile phone store, and Wu Wei ruthlessly bought a mobile phone for more than 2,000 yuan.

Compared with his mobile phone of several hundred yuan, Wu Wei suddenly felt that his mobile phone was cheap.

Su Jiu'er stared at the new mobile phone in Wu Wei's hand, and directly sent a good person card: "Wu Wei, I really read it right, you are really a good person." ”

"Well, I also got you a calling card, and I will contact you often in the future." Wu Weiqi handed the broken mobile phone in his hand to Su Jiu'er's hand, and touched the new mobile phone: "Hehe, I was reluctant to buy such an expensive one before, but today I finally have the opportunity to change my mobile phone." Miss Jiu'er, I'll give you my mobile phone, don't thank me! ”

Su Jiu'er's face was sluggish.

The good guy cards have been issued, and you actually broke my phone?

"By the way, I've been using that phone for three years, and it's very emotional, so you must take good care of it for me." Wu Wei shook the new mobile phone in his hand, and he was extremely frightened.