Back in the village, although it was midnight, Old Man Zhou's house was as bright as day, and the wails rose to the sky, and a cannon shot sounded to tell the whole village that he was gone.

There is still yin qi in the courtyard, obviously we are a step late, things have already happened, no one has the power to return to the sky, can only handle the funeral.

We are familiar with this kind of thing, to bury the old man Zhou, I looked at that hideous face, and I had an indescribable feeling in my heart, Lin Jiuxiang told me that he was siphoned off by the evil ghost.

The ever-bright lantern beats, burns the paper for the first time, we call it inverted paper here, and as soon as it is dark, we will notify relatives and friends to come to the funeral.

I sat by the coffin, looking at the beating ever-bright lantern, if the twisted spoon on the coal mine entered the palace because the Yang family father and son were insatiable, then why is this scene?

I couldn't figure it out, so I just didn't think about it.

As soon as the day dawned, the main family began to get busy, and I was responsible for making the paper tie people, telling the main family when to burn the paper on the first day, what to pay attention to, and then went back to sleep.

After tossing all night, I can't be sleepy, this line of work is no less than a programmer, and it is more difficult to find a partner than a programmer.

When I woke up, the sky outside was already dark, my godmother was waiting for me, Lin Jiuxiang came over with sleepy eyes, sat on the kang to eat, I still wondered in my heart, I wrote on my notice when school would start, I couldn't sleep tonight, I was afraid that I would stare all night, but I didn't expect Lin Jiuxiang to say to me: "Hurry up and eat, I have to go to the mass grave in a while." ”

"What?" I almost dropped the bowl and cried out, "Why are you going to the mass grave again?" Isn't the body sealed? It stands to reason that the demon can't turn back, and this game is broken. ”

"The deceased is the biggest, and Old Man Zhou hasn't been buried yet." Lin Jiuxiang said to me: "Besides, you can't grab the seal and get rid of it, you have to fill the hole, and you must have a beginning and an end to everything." ”

"Wouldn't it be okay to go during the day?"

"We are Mr. Yin and Yang, we don't meet our identity during the day, in the eyes of others, we are all walking in the dark night, hunting those evil ghosts and ghosts, and removing the price during the day!"

I looked at the indescribable expression on his face, and I pretended to be too coercive, right? Formalism kills people!

But the family is the boss, let alone going to the mass grave, even if I am asked to sleep in the coffin, I have to listen, I can only eat with my head bored, my godmother does not persuade me, so I have to pack up my things after eating and get into the van.

Every day digging and filling holes, I feel like I am doing coolies.

The car sped all the way to the mass grave, and I saw a large flock of crows rising into the sky, quacking and quacking, our place is not a place for crows to live, one or two are normal, but it is a little weird to be in a flock.

Lin Jiuxiang got out of the car, his face was ugly, I hurriedly jumped out of the car, grabbed the package and followed behind me, a large group of crows were around, quacking, I rushed forward to take a look, the corpse had begun to appear, the black cat's eyes emitted a ghostly light, I stared at it, there was an illusion, it was a pair of eyes.

It gnawed on the snare rope, and the rope had been bitten by it and there was only a trace left, Lin Jiuxiang shouted when he saw this: "Quick! Kill it!! ”

I hurriedly reached out to grab it, but the black cat suddenly bit off the rope and rushed out, extremely fast, definitely not the speed of an ordinary cat, and disappeared in front of me in the blink of an eye!

Lin Jiuxiang's face was extremely ugly, stared at the corpse in the coffin for a long time, sighed, and said to me, "Burn this!" ”

Picked up a lot of wood from all around, a fire, there was nothing left, the moonlight above his head looked extraordinarily bright, Lin Jiuxiang smoked one cigarette after another, sighed for a long time and said, "Staring at Old Man Zhou these days." ”

I felt it, the evil ghost was attached to the black cat, and from Lin Jiuxiang's expression, I had an intuition that I wanted to cheat the corpse!

When I returned to the village, I went directly to Old Man Zhou's house, and the mourning hall had been built, and when I went, there were still people squatting there crying, the coffin lid was not nailed, and Old Man Zhou was still the same, with a hideous face.

Lin Jiuxiang circled around the coffin, sprinkled a handful of glutinous rice in the coffin, and said to me: "You just stare here, ask you something, don't be shy." ”

"Huh?" I looked at him a little overwhelmed, why don't be shy.

"Are you a virgin?" He stared at me with a serious expression.

"I ........" I looked embarrassed, and asked what I was doing, what are you doing so loudly, and the few people who were crying looked up at me, with tears in their eyes, but their expressions were full of curiosity.

"I am!"

"Then the next question must not be hidden, whether you jerked off to the sky one day, or, in a midnight dream, shed remorseful yogurt."

Remorseful yogurt?

What the heck?

A few of the mourners stopped crying and stared at me with wide eyes.

The atmosphere here is breathtaking!

"I.... There were. I whispered, "What's wrong?" Isn't it a virgin? ”

"It's nothing, I'm just asking." Lin Jiuxiang patted me on the shoulder and said, "As long as there is no yin and yang, even if you are a virgin, take this bowl and pee!" ”

I'm Nima!

Just ask?

A few crying mourners couldn't hold back their laughter, tomorrow it is estimated that the whole village will know that I often have spring dreams, and I have remorseful yogurt.

Looking at him, the hatred in my heart, I thought it was such a mysterious thing, but I was tricked.

"Hurry up and pee!" Lin Jiuxiang said to me: "Enliven and enliven the atmosphere!" ”

I haven't seen anyone who has an active atmosphere in the mourning hall, although I know that he is quite unmusical over the years, but I didn't expect it to be so unscored, I walked out with a bowl, found a place where no one urinated on a bowl of yellowed urine, and brought it back.

"Put it here." Lin Jiuxiang said to me, "You find a virgin dog!" ”

"What?" I'm on fire in my heart, aren't virgins considered human beings in this era?

"Find a dog that doesn't have any holes!"

Where the fuck did I know if the dog was broken, and I didn't know how to talk to dogs, so I asked him if he had left any remorseful yogurt one night.

Lin Jiuxiang found a little black dog, tossed for a long time, and finally urinated out, my urine and its urine were mixed together, a whole big bowl, put it there, Lin Jiuxiang arranged all the paper piercing people and rune paper, and also used an ink fountain to dip chicken blood, cinnabar, and ink, and then bounced all the lines on the coffin, just like sealing the coffin in Mr. Zombie.

After tossing, it was already two o'clock in the middle of the night, Lin Jiuxiang yawned a long time, and said to me: "You take a good look here, if there is any movement, just splash him with urine, tomorrow will be three days, not seven days, four days will be buried." ”

I had a bad premonition that he was going to run.

Sure enough, Lin Jiuxiang yawned and walked outside, and I hurriedly shouted, "Why are you going?" ”

"Go back to sleep!" He looked at me and said with a natural expression: "I'll stay up all night with you, and no one will be watching here tomorrow, besides, it's not a big deal, it's a corpse or something." ”

It was nothing, but when he said this, I was so scared that I almost peed out again, brother, I've seen a ghost, but I've never seen a corpse, not to mention that I'm not good at learning, so I will have a few runes, in case I can't beat it, it's not a death.

Lin Jiuxiang ignored me, left by himself, and said to me when he was leaving, if you are afraid, sing "Always Go Home to See", "I Really Want to Live Another 500 Years", "Come Back" or something.

I sat there, looking around at the indescribable pain in my heart at this moment, Lingtang K song, I really didn't dare.

At that time, the mobile phone was not a smartphone, there was nothing to play, so I could only stare at Old Man Zhou with wide eyes, and it was about four o'clock in the morning, and the room began to become dark.

At this time, people are most likely to be sleepy, belonging to the stage of alternating yin and yang, I yawned and tightened the clothes on my body, and the whole person was lying on the paper money in a daze and wanted to squint for a while.

But I found that it was getting colder and colder, and the coolness that penetrated into the bone marrow made people shiver.

I struggled to sit up, took out a cigarette from my body, ran to the lantern and lit it, took a puff, choked and coughed, muttering to myself, I haven't heard of cooling tonight.

He sat down and looked up at the coffin, and inadvertently saw the beams.

The coffin is always parked in the middle of the beam, some people say that the beam has the righteousness of heaven and earth, which can suppress the evil spirit, and the coffin cannot fall to the ground, otherwise it is easy to provoke the earth and cause the corpse.

However, at this moment, the beams of the house were covered with frost, which looked wet, and little by little they gathered, condensing a small droplet, swaying, as if it was about to fall in the next second.

"Frost on the beams?"

I'm screaming no, this isn't trying to cheat corpses, it's going to be zombies!

The drop of water dripped down from the beam, and I reached out to pick it up, but it was too late, and the drop of water dripped directly on Old Man Zhou's forehead!

The next second.

The corpse opened its eyes!