When I got home for dinner, I fell asleep, and when I woke up, it was already noon the next day, and I had another meal at my godfather's house at noon, and my parents came in a tricycle in the afternoon.

Said that school would start in a few days, and let me go back and get ready.

I cleaned up briefly, and when I left, Lin Jiuxiang looked at me and said: "I went to school to study hard, learn what kind of chicken, it's best not to do this in the future, Old Man Zhou's family gave three thousand eight, you take it, these are the chickens that the godfather sponsored you to make." ”

"What chicken?" I looked at him a little speechless, I went to school, and I didn't work as a chicken, my parents hurriedly excused themselves, saying that this is not good, and the family has money to pay for my tuition.

"Don't persuade you husband and wife, this is what I gave to my son." Lin Jiuxiang stuffed the money into my hand and said in a deep voice: "Study hard, remember, when you go out, don't show off what you know, there are countless people in this world." ”

I took the money and felt for the first time that he was so nice to me, and my eyes were a little red.

My parents are both croppers and don't know anything about computers, so my dad patted me on the shoulder and shouted; "Quick, kowtow to your godfather and tell him that you will definitely take that chicken seriously."

It was originally very sad, but as soon as these words came out, I almost laughed out loud, knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times, raised my head to look at him and said, "I must learn computer science well and get ahead in the future." ”

In fact, I really fantasized about my future at that time, although I was a junior college, but the computer industry was very hot at that time, and I also thought that one day I would hold a computer, wear a suit, and go in and out of a high-end office building.

But then fate told me that I had been entangled with all this mess for the rest of my life, and then I went to school for a few years and began to understand that they were right, I was a chicken, never a phoenix.

When I got home, I packed my things and packed my luggage, and I didn't sleep the first night before I left, I had been to Datong the farthest away in my eighteen-year-old years, and I didn't know anything about the outside world.

When I stepped on the train and looked at my parents on the platform, I had an indescribable feeling in my heart, the most important thing for people to experience in this life is parting, from tears to smiling and waving, many people wave their hands to say goodbye.

I was crying on the train that day, and when I arrived at Taiyuan South Railway Station, I saw the metropolis for the first time, and I thought I would be greeted by the luxurious school gates, a place full of academic atmosphere and full of pretensions.

But when I stood at the gate of Taiyuan Vocational School, I was dumbfounded, the building in the 90s was washed by the wind and rain like an illegal building, four or five mottled buildings, the telescopic door at the door had long been rusted, and there were small carts outside, yo pancakes and fruits.

A buddy with a pimple-covered face next to me glanced at me and asked quietly, "Friend, are you a student here?" ”

"That's right!" I looked at him, his face full of purity.

"Do you want a plate?"

"What?"

I'm blinded, what is the plate?

He flew a glance at me, and you pretended to be innocent with me, didn't you? Picking up my clothes, there were all kinds of hot discs in it, squeezing his eyebrows at me and saying: "Authentic martial arts films, real knives and real guns, every hair can be seen clearly." ”

"You..." I blushed and exclaimed, "I'm a student here." ”

"I know you're a student here, so I sold it to you."

I was speechless, I finally knew what pheasant university was, picked up my luggage and walked inside, paid the tuition at the registration office, handled everything, and entered the dormitory, the others were already there, basically all of them were from Shanxi, and there was a big man with a height of one meter and eight, named Zhang Weitu, who was from Shandong.

I met the counselor in the afternoon, but I was dumbfounded when I saw the counselor, isn't this the guy who sold my plate at the door? How could he be a counselor?

The classmates at the scene were a little embarrassed, obviously many people bought his plate, and their faces were a little embarrassed, I also learned that this guy's name is Song Jianguo, and he is a student who graduated from a third-rate university for a year, not a few years older than us.

Later, we gave him a nickname, called 'Sao Stick', because of this goods, on the first day, he took us to the computer room, and taught us to make web crawlers and find 'martial arts films', but fortunately there were few girls, and those girls were uglier than the other.

According to the popular saying at the time, it was really a turn around, scared a cow to death, two times around, the Yellow River flowed backwards, three times around, the comet hit the earth, maybe the also felt that if this continued, all the people in the class would not want to find those girls, so they would find a friendship in the art department.

In the evening, I waited at the school gate with Song Jianguo and a few guys, and the place we set for today was Xiaochuan, when a girl's voice suddenly sounded behind me: "You are from the computer class, right?" ”

I turned around and saw two pretty people, about 1.65 meters tall, one with long hair and makeup, giving people a gentle feeling, while the other had short hair, like a tomboy.

It's just that the makeup on her face is very exquisite, and the ability of the short hair and the charm of the woman collide together, which makes me in a trance for a moment, wearing a dress, she is like an alien, giving people a different kind of attraction.

At that moment, my face was as red as Feixia, and my eyes were all her that day, and I watched quietly, and the deer in my heart that was strangled to death by Ye Beibei was instantly resurrected with full blood.

I learned that her name is Wang Xinyi, and she is also a first-year freshman like me, from that day on, I washed clothes every day, and even began to dress up for the first time, as long as she asked me for help, I would never refuse.

It can be said that as long as I can do it, from that day on, I decided to forget the eighty-nine in front of me, and she would be my only one.

The long-haired girl is called Sun Xiaoxiao, the two are best friends, basically inseparable, I became the nanny of the two, one day two months later, Wang Xinyi came to me in a panic and asked me to do a favor.

"What's the busy?" I looked at her and wondered, she wasn't like that before.

"You... Do you catch ghosts? ”

"What?" I froze.

During this time, life returned to normal, and I almost forgot that I was still a Mr. Yin and Yang.

"There's a ghost in your dorm?" I stared at her with wide eyes, I couldn't see anything on my body except beauty, and she didn't panic, I had seen too many people looking for me, trembling with fear, and even having three souls and seven unstable spirits.

But she didn't panic a little, looking at me with a shy look, I nodded and said, "Yes, you have found the right person, I am a little expert at catching ghosts in our village." ”

"Really!" She nodded and said, "Then you come to our dormitory at night, and I'll keep the door for you." ”

"How many people are in your dormitory?"

"It's just me and Xiaoxiao."

I nodded indifferently, why did I stand dumbfounded after she left, just the two of them in the dormitory?

I'm going to catch ghosts at night?

I couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, according to my eight years of ghost hunting, there is absolutely no possibility of ghosts in their dormitory, so there is only one possibility left, she just wants me to go to her dormitory at night.

I'm very obscene, in fact, Sun Xiaoxiao's girl is also very cute, Wang Xinyi belongs to the kind of domineering and capable girl, and Sun Xiaoxiao is gentle and lovely.

It seems that I have to prepare well, but I am not going to catch ghosts, and I went to the family planning supply store at the door, which is right in front of the school, and there are even a lot of shy little toys.

I went into the store and was a little embarrassed to tell the owner that I was going to buy something for a date.

The boss, who is also a man of God, put condoms, Indian divine oil, and some sex toys there, winked at me and said, "Which one do you want?" ”

I took the condom and went out, a little distressed, eight yuan a condom, too expensive, but the mood was still very good, raised my head and looked at the sky, and secretly screamed in my heart: Fly, my children and grandchildren.

I went back to the dormitory and started to prepare, put on a new dress, I looked at my watch all evening, she told me, let me go at ten o'clock, and at ten o'clock I stepped downstairs, quietly entered the girls' building, stood at the door of 403 and knocked on the door a little nervously.

After a while, the door opened, Wang Xinyi stood at the door, wearing a pair of pajamas, her chest was a little full, and the skin on her neckline was very full when exposed to the air. ”

I couldn't wait to get into the dorm!