Chapter 34: Don't Dirty the Immortal Territory

Tang chattered and threw dog shit at the disciples of the Shaohua Mountain Preparatory Class, and those disciples, the internal force was injected into the weapon, and the shit was knocked down.

This time, although none of the shit was touched, for the first time, a disciple had been "shot" and was covered with shit.

If you don't have dog poop on your body, your weapons are also on your weapons.

So the disciples chattered to Tang, saying that he was too disgusting, and actually threw dog shit around.

Tang nagged and ignored the protests of the disciples, and said to the disciples with a smile: "Go and wash it, oops, it really stinks......

The disciples scattered, went back to their respective places to get a change of clothes, and then went to the mountain stream to wash their bodies, laundry, and weapons.

The Moya Immortals, the Qingchen Immortals, the Xuanming Immortals, and the Zhuanqian Immortals were walking on the mountain road, and saw Nan Xiaofan and a few other disciples, carrying weapons, running in front angrily. Then, the smell of dog poop came out.

When Xuan Ming Shangxian smelled the smell of dog shit, he understood what was going on.

"Hey, this Tang is also chattering, why do disciples in every realm have to be teased by him like this?" Xuan Ming Shangxian said.

Zhuan Qian Shangxian couldn't help but laugh when he heard Xuanming Shangxian say this.

Mo Ya didn't laugh, but in his heart, he felt funny. Thinking of Nan Xiaofan, a rich lady, she finally suffered here in Shaohua Mountain.

Mo Ya happily looked at the clouds and mist of Shaohua Mountain and said, "Today's clouds and mist are so beautiful!" ”

"Senior Brother Moya, look, the pear blossoms over there are blooming so well!" Zhuan Qianshang Xianmei said to Moya with a smile.

"Well, the pear blossoms over there are indeed blooming well!" Moya nodded.

Qingchen Shangxian secretly glared at Zhuan Qianshangxian, she was very uncomfortable Zhuan Qianshangxian, because she didn't want Zhuan Qianshangxian and Moya to become a couple.

Mo Ya was walking, and suddenly stopped.

"What's wrong?" The senior brothers and sisters asked Moya.

Mo Ya said hatefully: "Nan Xiaofan, this stinky girl, has dog feces on her body and sword, if you litter the clothes stained with dog feces in my Frost Cloud Palace, won't it stink my Frost Cloud Palace?" ”

When Xuan Ming Shangxian heard his junior brother say this, he smiled and said, "Yes! ”

"No, I want to go back to the Frost Cloud Palace, intercept that girl, and throw her into the waterfall to wash it up, so that she can enter my Frost Cloud Palace!" Mo Ya stepped on the auspicious clouds as he spoke, and flew to the top of Shaoxu Mountain.

Xuan Ming Shangxian laughed, but after he stopped laughing, he saw that Qingchen Shangxian and Zhuan Qianshang Immortal were looking at him, and the two female immortals did not laugh.

Qingchen Shangxian didn't smile, she hoped that when Nan Xiaofan was taking a bath, Mo Ya would just bump into it, and then the two of them would do ugly things, making the people, ghosts, and immortals of the Three Realms laugh.

Zhuan Qianshangxian didn't think about it, but was worried that when Nan Xiaofan was taking a bath, he would laugh with Moya like a mandarin duck playing in the water, and then fall in love.

The two immortals had their own things on their minds because of this, so they didn't laugh.

Xuan Ming's personality is straightforward, and when he saw that the two female immortals didn't laugh, he laughed for a while before stopping.

Nan Xiaofan panted and climbed up the hill and saw Moya standing on the platform.

"Hey, Shangxian, I seem to have seen you walking at the bottom of the mountain just now, walking with a few Shangxian, it can't be that I was mistaken, right?"

Mo Ya asked Nan Xiaofan coldly: "Do you have dog shit on your body?" ”

Nan Xiaofan listened to Mo Ya's question, and said with a blushing face: "Yes...... There is dog shit sticking to my body, but it was all given by that Tang Na master. Your master here, it's really disgusting, you actually threw shit and spread it, it's really a shame for Shaohuashan! ”

Mo Ya said coldly: "What I care about is not throwing shit, what I care about is that you will dirty my territory!" You'd better go to the waterfall and wash yourself before you can enter my territory. ”

Nan Xiaofan said, "I should at least go back to the room to get my clothes." ”

Mo Ya's hand pointed in the direction of the room where Nan Xiaofan lived, and then a large pile of clothes flew out of the room, red, white, pink, blue and purple......

Mo Ya said to Nan Xiaofan: "Which one do you want, pick it yourself!" “

"You're really, you made my clothes out like this, I was neatly folded!" Nan Xiaofan muttered in his mouth, so he had to pull two clothes.

Mo Ya was behind Nan Xiaofan, and said coldly: "You'd better wash it clean, don't let the shit stick...... Also, rest assured, these clothes will be back in place and won't be rearranged. ”

Nan Xiaofan took her clothes and went to the waterfall to take a bath, and washed her light sword clean by the way.

Nan Xiaofan took a bath and said, "Fortunately, there is a waterfall here, otherwise I don't know how long the smell of dog shit on my body will last." But it doesn't matter, I made a lot of perfume, and I went back to rub some after taking a shower, and it made it fragrant! ”

Mo Ya sat in the study, heard Nan Xiaofan's footsteps, and knew that she had come back from taking a bath.

Mo Ya secretly snickered, he recalled the embarrassment he saw Nan Xiaofan just now, it was really funny.

Mo Ya has lived alone here in the Frost Cloud Hall for 100,000 years, and sometimes he also wants to accept a disciple. With disciples by your side, life is not so lonely. But he is afraid that the disciples he accepts will quarrel, if he is the same as this rich and noble lady Nan Xiaofan, in addition to annoyance or annoyance, it is better not to accept disciples.

After a while, a strong aroma wafted over.

Mo Ya didn't need to calculate, he knew that Nan Xiaofan was sprinkling perfume on his body at this time. And the perfume sprinkled is not ordinary, but extraordinary.

"Really, is it necessary to sprinkle so much perfume on your body? The smoke makes my head dizzy, hey, I'm so dizzy! Mo Ya couldn't help it, and with a wave of his hand, he pushed the surging aroma out of the study, and then closed the door of the study.

After Nan Xiaofan took a bath, he sat in the house and sprinkled perfume on his body, only then did he feel calmer.

Nan Xiaofan remembered the disgusting thing just now, so he shouted: "It's so disgusting, how can you throw shit around?" Isn't there anyone in charge? ”

Mo Ya heard Nan Xiaofan's yelling and tried his best to hold back laughter. He wanted to talk about the shit of the disciples in the preparatory class, which was indeed a little disgusting. But for those naughty and abnormal disciples, this trick is quite useful. Perhaps, next time there will be no careless or lazy disciples.

Mo Ya rarely laughed, because he wanted to follow the instructions of his master Qingfeng Shangxian to be a famous god of war in the Three Realms. He was in Shaohua Mountain, except for learning spells or learning spells, he didn't think of anything else. Now, during his recuperation, he met Nan Xiaofan, a rich and rich woman, and he thought it was very interesting, and he always wanted to tease this rich girl. He wants this rich and rich woman to make funny things again and again, and he doesn't know what this rich and rich woman will do next time to make him feel funny?

"Hehehe, it's also a pleasure to have such a funny mortal stay by your side and watch by yourself!" Mo Ya thought so.