Chapter 33: Weapons hit shit
Master Tang taught the disciples of the Shaohua Mountain preparatory class to choose the weapons that suited them.
Tang's weapon is to chase fans, and when fighting, the cloudy wind, hot wind, and bloody wind and rain blow towards the opponent, blowing the opponent on his back.
The disciples of the preparatory class opened their eyes in surprise when they saw the chasing fan started by Tang Nag, after all, the power was too great. Originally, they were very annoyed by Tang chattering about this nagging master, but after seeing that his magic weapon was very powerful, their impression of him changed greatly.
"Do you know who has the most powerful weapon in Shaohua Mountain?"
"Is it the head of the family? I heard she wielded a wave sword! Lu Ruiqi asked.
"No, ......" Tang Na raised his head, as if he had been enchanted, his eyes lit up, and said, "The most powerful thing in Shaohua Mountain is the seven-star sword of the immortal on the ink cliff!" ”
"Seven Star Sword?" The disciples looked at each other, because they had never heard of the weapons of the immortals on the Ink Cliff.
Tang chattered and told the disciples: "Qingfeng Shangxian looked for the gravel left by Nuwa Niangniang to mend the sky back then, equipped it with Jin Dan, and specially refined a seven-star sword for the closed disciple Moya. This seven-star sword is extremely sharp, holding the sword and looking down at the sword body, it is like climbing a high mountain and looking down at the abyss. ”
Chen Shaoxuan asked Nan Xiaofan: "Nan Xiaofan, do you live in Yuxu Mountain and watch the fairy pass the seven-star sword of the immortal on the ink cliff?" ”
"No, this cold immortal, I see that he has nothing to do to draw a picture and practice a word or something, like those boring and weak readers, not like the god of war at all!" Nan Xiaofan.
Tang chattered and said: "The seven-star sword of the immortal on the ink cliff, can you take it out at will and show it off?" He has been cultivated as a god of war since he was a child, and now he is a famous god of war in the Three Realms, and as soon as the seven-star sword comes out, he will see blood! ”
"Wow, that's an exaggeration!" The disciples of the preparatory class all shouted.
The disciples of the preparatory class, because they don't have any mana, can make their own weapons, buy them, or find them by themselves.
The weapon that Lu Ruiqi decided to use was the Tianluo Net Umbrella, the tip of this umbrella is a sharp weapon, and when walking, it can also shelter from the wind and rain.
Chen Shaoqi's weapon is a white paper plum fan, he said that he holds a white paper plum fan as a weapon, which can be used when he is fighting, and can be used to flirt with his sister when he is free.
Bai Yingluo pulled out the Xuanmu dagger from behind his waist, saying that he already had a weapon for self-defense.
Lu Ruiqi snatched the Xuanmu dagger and looked at it, and said, "It's very ordinary, you picked it up?" ”
Bai Yingluo took back the Xuanmu dagger and smirked.
Chen Shaoxuan gave Bai Yingluo a "hook neck kill", and after letting go of him, he gently patted Bai Yingluo's shoulder, as if he was a little sympathetic to his brain.
Nan Xiaofan was silent, and took out a wave light sword, which she bought with a lot of money.
"Ah, what a weapon!" All the disciples gathered around and boasted.
Tang chattered and looked at Nan Xiaofan's wave light sword, as if he was disdainful, and said, "Good looks may not be useful!" ”
When the disciples heard Tang chattering this, they scattered and walked away.
Nan Xiaofan was very unconvinced, looked at the wave light sword he bought, and said depressedly: "This sword, I heard that it is made of ice and iron in the sky, how can it be said that it is useless?" ”
Tang chattered and heard Nan Xiaofan's words, but he didn't make a sound. Because he felt that Nan Xiaofan would not pass the exam, he paid little attention to her and taught her preliminary spells, which was also a good deal.
Nan Xiaofan returned to the Frost Cloud Hall and looked around for the place where the Immortal placed the Seven Star Sword on the Ink Cliff.
However, Nan Xiaofan searched every room, but there was no trace of the Seven Star Sword.
After Nan Xiaofan returned to the Frost Cloud Hall on the Ink Cliff, he pretended to take out his wave light sword and asked the Ink Cliff Immortal: "Shang Xian, this wave light sword is my weapon...... I want to ask you, how do you collect weapons, it's inconvenient to bring them with you......"
Nan Xiaofan's words were obviously to ask the Immortal on the Ink Cliff for advice on how to store weapons, but in fact, he wanted to take a look at the seven-star sword of the Immortal on the Ink Cliff.
The immortal on the ink cliff looked at Nan Xiaofan's wave sword, and saw that the sword was good, but it was a little incompatible for Nan Xiaofan, a little girl with low mana. He then said, "Let my weapon wander around when you don't need it, and when you need it, when you need it, recite the incantation, and it will come back to me!" ”
"How did you do it with such obedience?"
"This has to be trained, practiced to the realm of the unity of man and sword! If I practice for more than 50,000 years, I can achieve the unity of man and sword! ”
Nan Xiaofan sat down on the ground and sighed in frustration. She wanted to take 50,000 years to practice human sword unity, wasn't this a joke with her, a mortal?
However, Nan Xiaofan thought to himself that this practice could not be a human sword, and it was also a beautiful thing to be able to take a look at the legendary seven-star sword! She then begged the immortal on the ink cliff to recite a spell to let the seven-star sword come back, and give her that appreciation for a while.
Seeing Nan Xiaofan begging him, the immortal on the ink cliff said angrily: "My seven-star sword, now I have gone to the East China Sea to take a bath, and I am taking a bath comfortably, so it is inconvenient to call it back!" ”
Nan Xiaofan heard the Ink Cliff Immortal say this, and knew that Gao Leng Shangxian ignored his request, so he had to walk away with the Wave Light Sword.
The disciples of the Shaohua Mountain Preparatory Class, under the leadership of Master Tang Na, injected their weak internal force into their weapons, and then dedicated them to the dry forest.
"One, two, three......"
There were some disciples who were lazy, and he was a little unhappy when he was found out by Tang Nagging.
Tang chattered and said to the disciples: "After a while, I will throw things at you, and you will pour your internal force into your weapons and open them at the things I throw!" ”
"Good!" Some disciples agreed loudly, but some disciples agreed weakly.
Tang chattered and began to throw things, he threw fresh shit.
When the disciples saw something yellow coming down from the sky, they each carried their weapons and tried to shoot down the yellow thing.
The weapon was injected with internal force, and the weapon was in the center of the, and the exploded into countless pieces and fell.
The disciple who injected internal force into the weapon successfully knocked the yellow thing away. However, if the weapon was not injected with internal force, the yellow thing was stained with the human body because of the great impact force.
"What is this? Yellow, is it? Nan Xiaofan was lazy, and didn't inject internal force into the wave light sword in his hand, those yellow things fell on her, and even the hilt of the wave light sword was stained with yellow things, and she couldn't help but ask suspiciously.
"Oh, what!" Lu Ruiqi saw that she was covered with feces, she screamed, and her face turned blue.
Then Nan Xiaofan realized that he was really covered with, and he also screamed.
Tang chattered happily and said: "I told you to inject internal force into the weapon, but you didn't listen, 'shot'!" ”
"Is it?" Lu Ruiqi didn't dare to touch the yellow thing, and asked with a bitter face.
"It's shit, I finally collected it!" Tang chattered and said proudly.
The disciples who were "shot" on their bodies scolded, and even the disciples whose weapons were stained with dog shit also scolded, saying that Tang Nag had gone too far.
Tang chattered and said: "If you were officially against the enemy, if you were so absent-minded, you would have become a dead soul under the sword a long time ago!" ”
Bai Yingluo didn't have any shit, but he looked at the shit pieces all over the ground and touched the back of his head in wonder.
"Watch out again, shit is coming!" Tang chattered and yelled again, throwing shit at the disciples.
This time, the disciples of the Shaohua Mountain Preparatory Class, as soon as Tang's words fell, they all poured their internal forces into their weapons and hit the that fell from the sky......