"it!"

Fang Ziyu jumped up from the bed with too much movement, almost spraining his waist muscles.

He ignored the discomfort in his lower back, and shouted at the top of his voice.

"it!"

The strange dream just now is comparable to the nightmare that scared him into wetting the bed when he was a child. Even though the Chinese language is broad and profound, there is no suitable adjective, and only the word "wo" can express complex inner activities.

"My God, it's not a good thing to have too much imagination sometimes, and you can really scare yourself to death if you have this kind of dream." Fang Ziyu patted his cheek gently, and there was a pounding heartbeat from his left chest, like a drum, slow and deep at first, and only gradually accelerated after coming back to his senses, and finally gradually regained his calm.

After repeatedly recalling his psychology when facing male and female friends, Fang Ziyu finally became convinced that his sexual orientation was of the opposite sex and not the same sex.

The decisive evidence is that Fang Ziyu had a spring dream in his sophomore year of high school, and the lover in the dream was definitely a woman - although he couldn't remember his face, judging from his figure, he was indeed a woman.

It's so strange, how could you have such a dream? Fang Ziyu sat cross-legged on the bed with his chin in his hands, puzzled.

"Ding-dong-"

"Ding-dong-"

The doorbell dragged Fang Ziyu out of his contemplative state, and he shouted at the door: "No need to clean, thank you!" ”

"Ding-dong-"

"Ding-dong-"

The doorbell rang again, making Fang Ziyu slightly stunned.

If memory serves, last night he hung a sign with "Do Not Disturb" on the handle outside the door, and the hotel staff probably wouldn't ring the doorbell.

So, who else could be standing outside the door?

Or, someone outside is looking for the wrong door.

Or, the person standing outside is Jiang Lan, and only he knows that Fang Ziyu lives here.

Slipped out after a night of hard work? Well, Jiang Lan's work efficiency is commendable. Fang Ziyu shouted to come immediately, then quickly changed into his clothes and pants, walked barefoot to the door, carefully uncovered the tape and paper that blocked the cat's eye, and glanced out through the cat's eye.

Unexpectedly, the person standing outside the door was neither Jiang Lan nor the hotel cleaner, but a tall woman, with long hair and a shawl, a long-sleeved thin cotton sweatshirt on the upper body, a Pikachu pattern printed on the clothes, leggings and flat shoes on the lower body, and a spherical bag that looked like an oversized Poké Ball, coupled with a pair of cute earrings and a collar tied with a silver sun, the whole person seemed to exude a lovely pale pink light.

Fang Ziyu was deeply impressed by the collar she tied around her neck, which was the same collar as Matilda, the heroine of "This Killer Is Not Too Cold", which was once very popular on Taobao and became a hit.

Out of caution, Fang Ziyu did not open the door, but said to the door: "You have found the wrong person." ”

However, the beautiful woman outside the door, who was obviously taking the cute route, did not leave, and a sweet smile appeared on her face that did not show teeth, and she pressed the doorbell again.

"Tsk."

Fang Ziyu frowned slightly, but still didn't open the door.

When you go out, you have to be careful everywhere, who knows if there are other people standing by the wall outside the door?

The silver sun collar reminded Fang Ziyu of a scene in "This Killer Is Not Too Cold", where the young heroine stood outside the hotel door and knocked on the door, while the male protagonist who made a living from assassination stood aside, just waiting for the person inside the door to open the door, then used a vice to break the anti-theft chain and break the door.

After thinking about it, Fang Ziyu decided to call the hotel's main desk and ask the hotel staff to come up and persuade this strange beauty who was looking for the wrong door.

At this moment, the woman outside the door suddenly raised her arm and spread her palm in front of the cat's eyes, and there was a gadget that looked like a toy lying in the palm of her hand.

But that's not a mini drone model, it's a Youying number!

As if someone had been hammered on the skull of the head, Fang Ziyu only felt a buzz, his thoughts collapsed, and his mind was blank.

Is that the shadow number placed on Jiang Lan? How could it fall into someone else's hands?

Could it be ......

Before Lenovo unfolded, it was neatly cut in half by a "please open the door".

The man outside the door spoke, saying please open the door, but the voice sounded like a man, and it was familiar.

A thousand and one troughs rushed in Fang Ziyu's heart like a wave, as if a cavalry queue composed of ten thousand grass and mud horses trampled over his body, Fang Ziyu only felt that all the internal organs on his body were twisted into a ball, and then shattered, broken, broken......

"Click"

Fang Ziyu opened the door expressionlessly, took a step back and gave up his position with a calm face, and made a gesture representing "please" to the door.

There are women's clothing bosses invited.

"Thank you." Jiang Lan put away the You Ying number, strode in, and went straight to the seat after entering the door.

"Ahem."

No matter how you look at it, it is a woman, but the voice when she speaks is a male voice, and the extreme sense of disobedience makes Fang Ziyu's throat itch, and she can't help coughing.

"Excuse me, should I close the door?" Jiang Lan saw Fang Ziyu standing still, and prepared to get up and close the door.

"Don't talk!" Fang Ziyu blurted out the urgent need in his heart.

"Huh?"

"Don't talk yet!"

Really don't talk anymore!

Now it's not just an itchy throat, it's itchy all over the body! I'm getting goosebumps all over my body! It's more infiltrating than a marching ant crawling all over the body!

It took two minutes for Fang Ziyu to regain his strength, closed the door stiffly, and aimed his gaze at the head of his bed, trying not to touch Jiang Lan as much as possible.

"Didn't recognize me? Surprised? ”

Listening to the voice, Jiang Lan should be smiling evilly when he asked this question.

Fang Ziyu opened his mouth with difficulty: "Your hair? ”

"Fake."

"Your eyebrows?"

"Painted."

"Eyelashes?"

"Mascara."

"My eyelids and eyes have gotten bigger!"

"Double eyelid strips, eyeshadow, eyeliner and contact lenses."

"The shape of the lips has changed, too!"

"Two shades of lipstick will do the trick."

"Skin color?"

"Whitening spray."

"The shape of your face has changed!"

"Contour sticks, creams and foundations, give me a V-neck cut-neck and a little time so I can draw cleavage on my breasts."

"And what about your Adam's apple?!"

"The collar is covered."

"Men and women have different skeletal structures and body fat content! Even estrogen can't be effective overnight! ”

"So I need to put some thought into the choice of clothing, the loose and cute sweatshirt covers the hips and pelvic position, plus the bloated and round handbag as a contrast, just look at the lower body and you will find that my legs are thinner and longer than many young ladies' legs."

Jiang Lan smiled "charmingly" and said softly: "I haven't had time to learn only pseudophony, but theoretically my timbre is very suitable for the royal sister-type pseudophony, do you want me to learn it, master?" ”

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! ”