Fang Ziyu used to be very homely, but he didn't see the world.

Women's clothing bosses, as early as ancient times, there were men dressed as women's anti-string plays, and it is not a new thing in today's prevalent women's style.

But!

But!!!

Jiang Lan is a big man who is close to thirty years old and about 1.75 meters tall, and it is not inconsistent to be able to dress up as a pink girl?

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Fang Ziyu would never have believed it.

At this time, witnessing the miracle with his own eyes, Fang Ziyu was even more difficult to accept.

There are many reasons why this setting is not acceptable, the first of which is the strange dream that woke Fang Ziyu up just now.

In the dream, Fang Ziyu was playing a game, and Jiang Lan was busy in a men's apron, just such a scene made Fang Ziyu uncomfortable, if you replace Jiang Lan in the dream picture with Jiang Lan in front of you......

Fang Ziyu shuddered.

The women's clothing boss is really a terrifying creature!

"Hehe, the contrast is too big to accept?" Jiang Lan teased, "Actually, as long as you accept this setting, you will find that you can also be cute." ”

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! ”

Fang Ziyu jumped like thunder, and even wanted to recite a tight spell - the "contract" implanted in Jiang Lan's ear canal, just like the tight spell used to bind Sun Wukong in "Journey to the West".

"You...... What the hell is going on? ”

After hesitating again and again, Fang Ziyu still didn't have the heart to teach Jiang Lan a lesson, because he wanted to win Jiang Lan's loyalty with interests and personality charm that he didn't know existed, rather than blindly threatening Jiang Lan with pain and death.

Fang Ziyu had seen how vicious Jiang Lan was to his enemies, and he had no doubt that if Jiang Lan's hatred for himself accumulated to the point that one day he could no longer bear it, Jiang Lan might choose to die together.

If there really is that day, Jiang Lan will most likely bring Shang Ziyu's family and friends to support him.

Therefore, if it is not necessary, it is better not to use contracts to torture Jiang Lan, after all, it is impossible for a tyrant to gain true loyalty.

"As you can see." Jiang Lan spread his hands, "After they fell asleep last night, I found an opportunity to sneak out of Ying's house, and then disguised myself to come to meet you." ”

Fang Ziyu frowned slightly, and said unhappily: "I remember I said that I can't let them connect your recovery with me. ”

"So I did some design, after watching the indoor and outdoor surveillance videos, Ying Wenlong would think that Aunt Cui forgot to lock the door, causing me to stumble and be unlucky all the way out of the door." Jiang Lan took a deep breath, and then sighed, "No way, it's not too difficult to play a fool, but if you want to live under the same roof with the Ying family, I can't stand it for one more day." ”

"It's fine." Fang Ziyu nodded and did not reprimand Jiang Lan.

The plan can never catch up with the changes, forcing Jiang Lan to stay in Ying's house and wait for the opportunity to break away may not be the wisest choice, and Fang Ziyu is also eager to rush back to Yinjiang, so he does not blame Jiang Lan for making his own decisions.

"Then you ...... What's going on with this outfit? Where is the time to get all these props ready? ”

After Fang Ziyu asked, he looked Jiang Lan up and down a few times, only to feel that the weirdness was even stronger, obviously subjectively it was the existence of spicy eyes, and the objective fact was that Jiang Lan, who did not speak, was very eye-catching and in line with the aesthetics of straight men, this contradiction was simply ......

I can't find an adjective.

"Of course, I got it from home." Jiang Lan opened the Poké Ball bag, which was filled with bottles and cans, and even Fang Ziyu, a straight man of steel, could see that they were worth a lot.

"At home?"

"Well, in my own house." A hint of playfulness flashed in Jiang Lan's eyes, "If it weren't for you, I would have traveled thousands of miles in women's clothes now." ”

Fang Ziyu suddenly realized that these cosmetics and cross-dressing props had been prepared by Jiang Lan a long time ago, thinking that if Fang Ziyu failed to stop him, he would change into women's clothes and leave Pingcheng in another capacity.

According to Jiang Lan, he hasn't had time to learn pseudophony, it seems that he hasn't been preparing for this for too long, and it can also be seen that Jiang Lan has a strong learning ability, and at the age of twenty-seven, he can learn and master makeup techniques that are not inferior to first-line Internet celebrities - unless he has the idea of becoming a women's clothing boss early on and puts it into action.

"Your own house, the key is still on you?"

"I don't need a key, I use a smart fingerprint lock for decoration."

"Why ...... Want to disguise yourself as a woman? If you are trying to avoid the missing person notice of Ying's family, then you can dress up as a middle-aged uncle. Fang Ziyu glanced at Jiang Lan again, this guy had no intention of taking off his wig and going to the bathroom to remove his makeup, which made Fang Ziyu cry and laugh, "Since your makeup skills are so skillful, it's not difficult to pretend to be a middle-aged uncle, right?" Do you want to put on women's clothes just to disgust me? ”

"Of course not." Jiang Lan's face turned pale, "I can see that you don't want anyone to associate me with you, if I'm not mistaken, in the future you will let me do something that you don't want to do or are inconvenient to do, such as stopping others from committing crimes in advance, like you stopped me." But no matter how elaborate the design is, it will inevitably leave traces, and you are worried that someone will catch the clue like me, first discover me, and then think of you, and then guess your secret, right? ”

Fang Ziyu's eyes narrowed into slits, hiding the fluctuations in his eyes, and for a moment, he even thought that Jiang Lan was a superpowered person with the ability to read minds.

"At the beginning, I never revealed my thoughts to anyone, nor did I show any intention of revenge in any form, neither on the Internet nor in reality, in this case, you will ask me why I killed Ying Chucheng and his sister, there is no other possibility except for supernatural abilities, and then think of the 310 bus spontaneous combustion case, the most likely guess is that you can predict the future. So, your fears are correct, there are too many geniuses in this world that I can guess and others may guess as well. In that case, of course I'm going to meet your needs......"

"Stop!" Fang Ziyu raised his hand and put on an expression called "Less come with me", "What do you mean to meet my needs?" Speak well, be serious, or I'll assume that you're going to need electroshock therapy. ”

"Well, so that you don't have to worry, I resolutely sacrifice my image and disguise myself as a woman to follow you." Jiang Lan made a movement that made the corners of Fang Ziyu's eyes jump wildly, he cocked his orchid fingers, pinched a strand of hair, and said softly, "Just ask, a middle-aged man and a woman of the same age, which character will suddenly appear next to you that will not be so abrupt?" Besides, you are cautious, I also try to protect myself, I create a very contrasting image of the opposite sex for myself, which is more beneficial to you and me, what do you say? ”

"Hmm......" Fang Ziyu pondered for a long time, his face uncertain.

Although I don't want to admit it.

But......

That seems to be the case!