160. Brain teasers
"I don't know!" Ah Sheng gave up, unwilling to even say an answer.
"Tone down!" Sanshui earned back face and stood on the stool, enjoying the illusory applause.
"What's this?" Ah Sheng was helpless, he didn't understand this kind of evil crooked way at all.
"A sheep squatted wrong!" Sanshui didn't wipe the chair and sat back down, "So yes, it's a frustration!" ”
"This one, this one! Isn't that squatting? Ah Sheng imitated Fan Wei's voice in the sketch "Selling Abduction".
"Smack!" Sanshui posted it.
"What does the dentist rely on for food?"
"Technology!"
"Stupid, it's a mouth!" Sanshui knocked the rolled up book on Ah Sheng's head at once, reached out and grabbed one by one, and pasted it again, "Are you stupid, this is a brain teaser!" Chun Xia couldn't laugh on the side, these two guys talked about others as heads, and when they talked about themselves, they were all confused.
"I'm going to go to the toilet first!" Chunxia put his hand into his schoolbag, and Ge Ge shouted, "I'll take over, I'll take over, you go and go back quickly." ”
"Good!" Spring-summer went to the toilet.
Five minutes later, as soon as Chunxia returned to the classroom from the toilet, she heard the class bell ringing, and then looked at Sanshui and Ah Sheng, both of whom had seven notes on their faces.
"One game wins!" Sanshui is in high spirits.
"Whoever loses will put a note on the other party's face on their face, and they will have to stand in class!" Ah Sheng did not admit defeat either.
"I'll tell you one in the spring and summer, and you go and ask them." Ge Ge looked at Ah Sheng and Sanshui with a sinister expression, and said in Chun Xia's ear, "You just ask them, whether the dumplings are male or female." ”
"Are the dumplings male or female?" Spring and summer also wonder what this question means.
"Yes, you don't care about the answer, just ask." Ge Ge is naturally a scheming guy.
"Excuse me, are the dumplings male or female!" Chunxia didn't understand anything, so she naturally asked.
Sanshui and Ah Sheng glanced at each other.
At this time, Teacher Ta walked in outside the door and asked, "What about class, what are you doing?" ”
"We're betting!"
"Hurry up, what's the right bet?"
"Ahem!" Ge Ge coughed, deliberately attracting Sanshui's attention.
"By the way, I'm in class, I don't care what you gamble on." Teacher Ta put the book on the table seriously, leaving Sanshui and Ah Sheng each with seven or eight notes on their faces swaying in the wind, "Why don't you two hurry up and stand in front of me directly!" ”
"It's a man, because only men have it," Ah Sheng stammered when he said the key point, although Sanshui also knew the answer, but he still didn't want to say it, and he trembled and laughed on the side.
"Only men have men," Sanshui said these four words, and the other two words were expressed to everyone who looked at them with a lip shape, "foreskin." ”
"Huh!" Xiao Zhuge looked disgusted, Sanshui looked proud, and willingly tore off the note on Ah Sheng's face carefully, pasted it on his face, held an English textbook, and stood in the corner in front of him, bowing his head, overjoyed, as if he had won the game.
"Proves that I'm innocent." Sanshui was proud.
"Okay, go to class, don't make trouble!" Teacher Ta looked at the chaotic class, and didn't bother to care about Sanshui, so he let him stand there, not allowing him to move around, not allowing him to squeeze his eyebrows.
Ah Sheng looked at Sanshui in the corner, smiled happily, raised his middle finger at him, and gestured with his mouth, saying, "Spicy chicken."
Sanshui is more like the one who won, and he is also smiling happily, at least his mission has been completed.
Spring and summer glanced at Sanshui from time to time, Sanshui was blowing the note that covered her mouth to breathe, blowing up and falling, blowing up and falling again, she thought it was funny. Seeing that Chun Xia was looking at him, he immediately began to play with Baolai, blowing the piece of paper that blocked his mouth as high as his eyebrows.
"Why? How old are you? Teacher Ta squinted at Sanshui and questioned in a low voice.
Sanshui didn't move, flipping through the text until Teacher Ta's gaze shifted. Chunxia secretly glanced at herself, smiling sweetly, and Sanshui secretly winked at her, which can be regarded as flattering.
"Boy, how deep is your love?" When Ge Ge came home from school, he came up and laughed.
"What's wrong?"
"What's wrong, why did you suddenly play treasure today? Still trying to hide it from me? There must be demons for a reason, do you understand? Ge Ge wanted him to confess directly.
"Ah Sheng, if you kill someone in the future, remember to kill him too, after all, you know too much."
"Who else can not understand your mind?" Ah Sheng is also confident and too lazy to pierce it.
Sanshui naturally knew that his meaning was completely understood by his brothers, so he had to change the subject, "You say, what happiness can you get from girls?" ”
"Sexual pleasure!" When no one is around, Ah Sheng's words never restrain themselves.
"Vulgar!" Sanshui dislikes.
"Come on, come on, start your show!" Ge Ge wanted to hear what Sanshui could say.
"I feel the happiest thing about girls, is their laughter, you know, that kind of heartfelt laughter from the inside out, at that moment, in that way, I think it is the value of my existence, of course, for me girls are not a group of girls, or a person in spring and summer, for you Ah Sheng is up to seventy or eighty, down to seven years old." Sanshui didn't forget to spray Ah Sheng.
"I feel like your consciousness is very high, and how do you say that," Ge Ge scratched his head.
"He's a hanged ghost and a flower arrangement, and he's shameless to die." Ah Sheng said, before the words fell, he scuffled with Sanshui.
"Do you understand, hit me!" Ah Sheng begged for mercy.
"You don't care if I understand it or not, anyway, I know that if you say anything good about me!" Sanshui strangled his neck.
"I was wrong, I was wrong, I want to learn from you!" Ah Sheng rolled his eyes, this kind of scene has been thousands of times, and he still doesn't have a long memory, this is like a food chain, Wu Tong restrains Sanshui, Sanshui restrains Asheng, and Asheng is the person at the bottom of the food chain.
"I tell you, when you can feel this emotion of mine, you will find that life is still full of fun, and one of the purposes of human beings is not to seek happiness in all its forms. When I saw Spring and Summer laughing, tsk,"
"Just say it, can we not be a haha?" Ah Sheng was disdainful, Sanshui squinted again, Ah Sheng hurriedly changed his words, "You flow, you flow!" ”
"Looking back and smiling?"
"There is no color in the six palaces?"
"It feels good, that's what it means." Sanshui savored it, "Seeing a gentleman, don't you like it?" ”
"In love, one either becomes a poet or becomes a pervert in love."
"Obviously, he became the latter." Ah Sheng pulled his legs and ran.