159. Special day

"Wu Tong, does spring and summer feel like it's a menstrual period, I feel like she's very uncomfortable, do you want to do something? Is it to alleviate the relief? Sanshui learned from Wu Tong.

"I don't think you cared about me." Wu Tong glanced at him, but he didn't continue to entangle, and said directly, "Actually, this is understandable, girls, there are a few days every month, and I will have it too." ”

"That's God punishing you for the evil you do."

"What did you say?" Wu Tong's voice rose suddenly.

The eldest brother continued.

"What do you need to do, generally, hot water bottles, warm treasures and the like, and then drink brown sugar water, it's best not to do homework, and you can eat all kinds of things to distract."

"You said most people, can you not talk about you?" Three water pierced.

"Hehe, you've seen through it," Wu Tong continued, "In fact, as a girl, you can't do anything yourself, what can you do?" You can just make a warm baby, pour some brown sugar water, and warm her up. Wu Tong said, "It's best to be distracted." ”

"Understood, thank you, big brother!" Sanshui wanted to bounce back in an instant and was pulled by Wu Tong, "Big brother, you have something to say, don't sell your body." ”

"I heard that Ah Sheng has found a girlfriend again?"

"Are girls so gossipy?"

"You me! Let's talk about it. ”

"The last time I went out, they bumped into each other, and then they met, Ge Ge and I went to the Internet, and the specific things are really unclear. Sanshui explained truthfully.

"Oh, that's it, it's okay, stand down!" Wu Tong waved his hand.

"Women are such gossip!" Sanshui muttered, and Wu Tong grabbed it again.

"Brother, can you finish it all at once? I only have two clothes, can you buy them for me if they are broken? ”

"Don't tell anyone what I asked you!" Wu Tong was cautious.

"Okay, it's like an agent joint." Sanshui looked disgusted, these two guys are always like this.

"Spring and summer, this is brown sugar water, this is warm baby, this is a hot water bottle, you take it, keep warm!" Sanshui packed everything and put it in front of Spring and Summer.

"Thank you," Chun Xia took the brown sugar water, but the warm baby and the hot water bottle didn't ask for it, "That's enough, I have the warm baby, the hot water bottle, I was seen by the teacher, and I was going to scold again." ”

"It's okay, you see how cute this is, it's Doraemon's, take it, it's okay." Sanshui stuffed into Chun Xia's hands, like that kind of cute cat, "You send me home first, and the rest depends on me." ”

"Thank you then!" Spring and summer put his hand on the hot water bottle and continued to do his homework, but he was still a little worried.

Sanshui patted Ah Sheng in front of him and shouted, "Let's have a game?" ”

"Than what?"

"Brain teaser race."

"Pig brains don't turn." Ah Sheng didn't look back, and it took ten seconds to understand that this was an ambiguous sentence, adding, "I'm talking about yours," Ah Sheng thought about it but it wasn't right, and added, "The mentally handicapped game, I don't play, and it won't be good for you to win." ”

"Let's bet bigger!" Sanshui pondered, "In this way, if you lose, you will stick a piece of paper on your face, and you can't take it off during class, how about it, let's compete for the strongest brain?" ”

"You are killing yourself, when the time comes, when Mr. Tower makes trouble for you, we can make it clear that you are looking for trouble!" Ah Sheng closed the book and was interested, Ge Ge heard the voice, turned around, and lay on the table to watch the show.

"When you read a book in spring and summer, be a referee by the way, this is a collection of brain teasers!" There are so many treasures in the Sanshui drawer that you may not be able to find the little yellow book, which is why you may not dare to search the Sanshui drawer in spring and summer.

"Can we start?" Ah Sheng sat back.

"That's it!" Sanshui is serious.

"How do you calm down a sparrow?" Spring and summer reading questions.

"Sparrows? Quiet down? "Sanshui repeats.

"Slaughtered," Ah Sheng realized it was a brain teaser, "that would be cruel." ”

"Press!" Sanshui shouted.

"That's right!"

"What's the reasoning?"

"Silence!" Sanshui slapped excitedly and embedded the tape-covered note on Ah Sheng's head.

"You tap, I'm a face, not a pot lid." Ah Sheng gave him a blank look.

"Where does the water from the Yellow River come from?" Chun Xia asked again.

"The Yellow River? I know! I know, high school geography! Ah Sheng shouted, "Let me think about it, is it there on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!" ”

Ah Sheng slapped his head.

"You don't have a brain? It's a brain teaser, you think intelligence test? Ah Sheng emphasized.

"I'm talking about the approximate location, not the specific location!" Ah Sheng didn't understand what Ah Sheng was talking about at all.

"It's almost time!"

"I see!" Ah Sheng had a flash of inspiration, "From the sky." ”

"I'm still off the ground." Sanshui disdainful.

"That's right!"

"Look at more books, haven't you heard Li Bai's poems? The water of the Yellow River comes from the sky, so the sky is the source! Ah Sheng said that it was too late and that it was fast, and before Sanshui opened his eyes, Ah Sheng picked up a note and put it on Sanshui's face plate, and the slap shook the sky.

"I said you don't want to declare your personal vendetta, okay? I'm the face, what do you think, drum kit? Sanshui rubbed it.

"Next!" Chun Xia looked at these two living treasures and continued, "This is funny," and before he could say it, he saw Sanshui laughing, "You stand with a pig and fight an animal." ”

"Standing together?" Sanshui tries to find a relationship.

"You and the pig?" Ah Sheng also began to scratch his head.

"Dogs?" Sanshui looked puzzled, put his hand on Ah Sheng's head, and shouted, "Pig," and then touched the pencil case and said, "Pig and dog are not as good?" This should be a curse word, who answers the opposite bad luck. ”

"Bullshit, yes, elephant, elephant elephant, because you're like a pig!" Ah Sheng has the upper hand.

"The pigs of the whole world are dead, and a song name is played."

"At least you!" Sanshui and Ah Sheng spoke in unison, excitedly causing Ge Ge to laugh.

"If you answer at the same time, this question will be invalid!" As soon as Chunxia's voice fell, Ah Sheng just clasped it up one by one, and stuck it in the middle of Sanshui's people, and at the same time added, "This is the previous question, the previous question!" ”

Sanshui had no choice but to swallow his anger.

"Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold, one squatting in the pigsty, playing an idiom."

"I know this, let it go in "Wulin Gaiden"!" Sanshui knew that this was indeed difficult, because it was completely dependent on homophony, and it had nothing to do with it, so he generously gave Ah Sheng the right to answer first.

Ah Sheng rolled his eyes, there is indeed no explanation of such a word in his memory, and the idiom related to sheep is nothing more than "Sanyang Kaitai, make up for the dead, take the sheep by hand, sheep intestines nine songs, sheep into the tiger's mouth, sheep head dog meat", but these have nothing to do with the number 1, 9.