09 - Cut that is
Following Narcissus was pressed out of the tent, Wang Xiaolai followed behind in a daze, and when he thought of what would happen, Wang Xiaolai became more and more flustered.
Could it be that he was about to be killed as soon as he crossed over? What about the protagonist halo that is good? What about the good atmosphere of the body? God, you don't play according to the routine.
Thinking wildly in his heart, Wang Xiaolai didn't even know how to get into the account.
"Your Majesty, the people have been brought."
Hearing the sound of narcissus speaking in his ears, Wang Xiaolai reacted, and when he looked up, the empress was standing up straight in place, and next to him was the Eight Sages King, but the expressions of the two were a little subtle, and when they looked at themselves, it was as if they were looking at a corpse.
I won't be able to live now.
"Someone!" The empress shouted.
Wang Xiaolai sighed in his heart, alas, the one who should have come is still coming.
"Take a seat for the gentleman."
The empress's voice fell, Wang Xiaolai said in his heart, let's die, I am not a good man with one enemy and a hundred, it is impossible to escape, I can only let it be... Wait, the beautiful emperor just said that he was looking at the seats?
As soon as Wang Xiaolai raised his head, he saw Narcissus move a Hu bed.
The dramatic change made Wang Xiaolai's eyes widen, why, why was he suddenly so polite? Could it be that the aura of Lao Tzu's protagonist has finally opened? Haha, I'll just say, I'm the protagonist who crossed over, and I definitely won't be so easy to be a dog.
As soon as he thought of this, Wang Xiaolai also had a bottom in his heart, and suddenly came to confidence, sat down with a golden knife, and nagged at Narcissus: "Oh, I've worked hard for you." ”
Narcissus just glanced at Wang Xiaolai and didn't speak.
"If Mr. hadn't rescued me twice today, I'm afraid it would have been dangerous, and I would have to thank Mr. here."
The Empress walked down as she spoke.
Wang Xiaolai waved his hand indiscriminately: "You're welcome, this is what should be done, learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds, don't you leave a name." ”
The empress was confused in her heart: ??? Who is Lei Feng?
After all, it is the identity of the Son of Heaven, the empress was only slightly stunned, then came back to her senses, took a deep breath, and said: "I am a reasonable person, since Mr. saved me twice, I will definitely repay you." ”
As soon as he heard the reward, Wang Xiaolai was overjoyed.
"I don't know where Mr. is from, and what position do you have?" The Empress asked.
Wang Xiaolai suddenly sighed, could it be that I tell you that my family lives in the Heavenly Empire and Demon Capital? Sensei joked.
"That, Your Majesty, why are you suddenly asking this?"
The empress laughed: "Naturally, I will give Mr. an official title, so that Mr. can glorify his ancestors." ”
"What, the official will be exempted, Your Majesty, you can give me this." As he said this, Wang Xiaolai's thumb and index finger rubbed each other.
Who knows, but the empress didn't agree: "How can this be done, is it possible that in the eyes of Mr., my life refers to some money?" ”
Seeing that the empress was dissatisfied, Wang Xiaolai sighed in his heart, and hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no, I didn't mean that, Your Majesty, don't misunderstand." ”
The empress deliberately kept a straight face and pretended to be angry and said: "Since this is the case, then I am the master of my husband, I don't know if my husband is willing to agree?" ”
At this time, Wang Xiaolai was thinking about something completely unclear, and the whole person belonged to a feeling of being led by the empress: "Okay, good." ”
When the empress heard this, she laughed, and her smile was a little treacherous, and that smile made Wang Xiaolai shudder.
But seeing that the empress pinched her chin, she glanced at Wang Xiaolai's waist and abdomen, and then smiled: "I see that Mr. is also a clever person, and there is a lack of such people around me, I don't know if Mr. has any intention of doing things by my side?" ”
Wang Xiaolai: "Huh? What do you mean. ”
The empress giggled: "Sir, how can you pretend to be confused, you saved my life, I want to repay you, what could be more suitable than staying by my side?" ”
Wang Xiaolai didn't react when he heard this, and stayed by the empress's side, although it was good to have such a girl every day, but in his impression, it seemed that men were not allowed to serve in the palace, could it be? Impossible.
At that time, Wang Xiaolai's face was like a donkey, and the corners of his mouth twitched forcibly: "That, Your Majesty, let me ask more, you just said that I would stay by your side, right?" ”
The Empress nodded.
Goo-dong.
A mouthful of saliva fell into his stomach, and Wang Xiaolai's face turned pale: "But, but Your Majesty, is my identity a little inappropriate..."
The empress asked rhetorically: "Heh, how can it be inappropriate." ”
Wang Xiaolai's tone was full of crying: "I, I'm a man." ”
The empress looked indifferent: "It's cut." ”
"Why don't you cut it!" Wang Xiaolai roared in despair.
Brush it, and the empress's face is covered with frost.
Wang Xiaolai immediately covered his mouth: "It's not Your Majesty, I mean that I am old and young, I haven't married yet, and the family is counting on me to inherit the lineage alone, so it's a little inappropriate to do this." ”
On the side, the Eight Sages King forcibly covered his mouth and held back a smile.
At this time, an old eunuch standing at the head of the empress spoke: "Your Majesty, can you let the old slave say more?" ”
The empress turned her head: "Does Zhao Weng have any good proposals?" ”
The old eunuch, who was called Zhao Weng by the empress, stroked his beard and said: "Since Mr. is not happy to serve in the twelve prisons in the palace, it is better to change another vacant position to Mr., which can not only reflect Your Majesty's heavenly grace, but also satisfy Mr. ”
Wang Xiaolai couldn't help nodding, benefactor.
The empress pinched her chin and pondered: "Another one?" ”
Wang Xiaolai nodded like pounding garlic.
"Uncle Huang."
The Eight Sages King, who had been holding back his laughter, replied, "The minister is here." ”
The empress raised her head and glanced at Wang Xiaolai: "In the Imperial City Yulin Army, is there a vacancy?" ”
Being stared at by the empress, Wang Xiaolai always felt uncomfortable, as if he had become someone else's meal.
"There are a few vacancies for Yu Lin Lang." The Eight Sages King said truthfully.
Wang Xiaolai breathed a sigh of relief at that time.
"Well, that's it, by the way, I don't know what Mr. is called!"
Wang Xiaolai looked up blankly: "Ah, ask me!" ”
The empress nodded: "Of course." ”
Wang Xiaolai: "Wang, Wang Xiaolai." ”
The empress smiled treacherously: "Good name, I don't know if Mr. can intentionally enter the imperial city to be a Yulin Lang under my command." ”
Wang Xiaolai said in his heart that as long as I am not a eunuch, I am willing to do anything, and he immediately agreed: "Yes, willing." ”
The empress smiled: "In that case, Uncle Huang, the matter of Mr. joining the Yulin Army will be handed over to you." ”
The Eight Sages King immediately nodded: "Obey." ”
"It's not too early, Uncle Huang, you settle Mr. first, early tomorrow morning, we will go back to Daxing City, as for the entry matter, we will deal with it as soon as possible when we go back."
The Eight Sages King arched his hand: "Congratulations to Your Majesty." ”
Everyone in the tent bent down and bowed their hands, but Wang Xiaolai, who stood stupidly, looked straight at the empress, and the Eight Sages King tugged on his sleeve, and then he understood, and put his hands together according to the gourd painting.
The empress glanced at Wang Xiaolai, the corners of her mouth curved a little, supported by the maid Narcissus, and turned into the inner tent, that is, the inner tent where Wang Xiaolai peeked at the bathing process.
Wang Xiaolai finally breathed a sigh of relief, looked down at his waist, and a feeling of the rest of his life after the catastrophe came to his heart, and suddenly, a thought came to his heart, as if my original plan was to stay away from this girl and become a boss by myself, right, why did he come and go and be a Yulin Lang under her?
"Come with me."
The voice of the Eight Sages interrupted Wang Xiaolai's thoughts, and when he heard that Wang Xiaolai hurried to him, the two of them were about to come out.
But when he arrived at the door, the Eight Sages King seemed to remember something, turned around, and bowed deeply to the old eunuch who had not yet left the tent: "Zhao Weng, this king will retire first." ”
The old eunuch nodded, and the Eight Sages King went.
After the two of them got out of the big tent, Wang Xiaolai couldn't stop looking back and watched the old eunuch come out of it.
As if sensing that someone was looking at him, the old eunuch smiled at Wang Xiaolai.
"Boy, what do you see?"
The Eight Sages King asked in a word.
Wang Xiaolai hurriedly said: "No, it's nothing. ”
Wang Xiaolai quickened his pace to keep up with the pace of the Eight Sages King, and the two of them walked all the way, out of the imperial camp, to the camp of the Eight Sages King in Zuotun, the imperial camp.
"Tonight, you will make do with this king for one night, and tomorrow you will go back to Daxing City, and this king will settle you well."
Wang Xiaolai listened to the words of the Eight Sages King, what could he say, he was not familiar with the place, so he could only obey.
Anyway, the book says that the luck of the protagonist who has crossed over will not be too bad, and it is impossible to meet the villain boss as soon as he comes up.
Thinking so in his heart, Wang Xiaolai also had a bottom, entered the tent, rolled to the bed in the tent with a big grin, lay down with a big character, let out a long moan, and shouted: "I'm tired to death this day." ”