010-Smoke
Regarding Wang Xiaolai's rude behavior, the Eight Sages King just frowned, and didn't say much else, sat down on the edge of the bed, took out a book from the desk, and watched under the lamp.
Wang Xiaolai moved inside, habitually took out his mobile phone from his backpack, only a few bars of electricity, and there was no signal, so he opened the cached TV series to watch.
At the moment when the voice just sounded, the Eight Sages King next to him jumped up with a sigh of voice, lost the book, rubbed it suddenly, pulled out the sword on the table, turned around and shouted at the place where the voice started: "What person." โ
Wang Xiaolai was dumbfounded, still holding his mobile phone in his hand.
Facing Wang Xiaolai's stunned gaze, the Eight Sages King frowned, stepped on the bed, came to the front, tapped the mobile phone in Wang Xiaolai's hand with his sword, looked at the contents of the mobile phone again, screamed in fright, rolled off the bed, and smashed his head firmly on the ground, making a dull sound.
"I'll go, old man, are you alright?" Wang Xiaolai shouted when he lost his mobile phone.
The Eight Sages King struggled to get up and pointed his sword at Wang Xiaolai: "Don't come here." โ
Wang Xiaolai: "??? โ
The Eight Sages King held his forehead with his hand, and pointed at Wang Xiaolai with the tip of his sword: "Good boy, you really know the demon law, what kind of person are you." โ
Wang Xiaolai was quite puzzled: "I'm just an ordinary person." โ
"Then how did you use demon magic to lock people in that little box." The Eight Sages King Road.
Wang Xiaolai picked up the mobile phone from the bed, and the TV series was still playing.
"You mean that?" Wang Xiaolai asked tentatively.
The Eight Sages King nodded, and at the same time looked wary, as if he was afraid that he would also fall into the Tao.
Wang Xiaolai sighed: "I thought it was something, this thing is in our place, it's called a mobile phone." โ
The Eight Sages: "??? Cell phone? What's that? โ
Wang Xiaolai took a few steps closer to the Eight Sages King, and the Eight Sages King hurriedly retreated: "Demon, don't come here." โ
Wang Xiaolai: "ยทยทยท"
"It's a toy that can surf the Internet, make phone calls, watch TV, video chat, and watch small movies, understand?" Wang Xiaolai Balabala explained a lot, but when he saw the bewildered expression on the face of the Eight Sages King, he slapped his head at that time, and it was in vain.
Seeing that the Eight Sages King was still wary, Wang Xiaolai had no choice but to say: "Old man, you believe me, this is just an ordinary gadget, I don't believe you can try it." โ
As he spoke, he exited the player, turned on the camera function, and waved at the Eight Sages.
The Eight Sages King didn't agree, but in the end, he was dragged by Wang Xiaolai and sat next to him.
"Don't put on a Sima face, laugh one, by the way, come, scissorhands, shout eggplant."
Wang Xiaolai kept pointing, and the Eight Sages King made corresponding movements like a puppet, and asked, "Is that so?" โ
Wang Xiaolai picked a thumb brother: "Smart." โ
Click, the white light flashed, and the Eight Sages King sat directly in place as if he was stupid.
Wang Xiaolai still broke his mobile phone, lowered his head and smirked: "Perfect, I didn't expect you to be quite photogenic, old man, tsk, it would be better if your smile was more natural." โ
After talking for a long time, there was no response, and as soon as Wang Xiaolai turned around, the Eight Sages King lay down on the bed.
"Hey, old man, old man, don't scare me."
Wang Xiaolai panicked and hurriedly shouted.
"uh~~~~"
After a long time, the Eight Sages King woke up, his face was like ashes, and he kept muttering: "Demon, demon, my Sui Yang is unlucky, today I, Zhao Jue, with one death, will also do the right thing for the sky." โ
As he spoke, the Eight Sages King jumped up all of a sudden, drew his sword and was about to cut Wang Xiaolai.
"Bean sack !!"
Shouting to stop, Wang Xiaolai grabbed the arm of the Eight Sages King.
The Eight Sages King glared at Wang Xiaolai with a pair of bull's eyes: "Demon, what else do you have to say." โ
Wang Xiaolai took the mobile phone, opened the photo album and pointed at the Eight Sages King: "This is the camera function of the mobile phone, it was a flash just now, not a demon method, you see, this is a photo." โ
"Bah, this is obviously that you have detained people's souls, don't try to lie to me."
Wang Xiaolai was in a hurry, and pointed to the ground with his hand: "If I detain your soul, you should have no shadow." โ
As soon as these words came out, the Eight Sages King's movements stopped, turned his head to look at his shadow under the light, and was also stunned, pinching his chin and muttering to himself: "Yes, the shadow of this king is still there." โ
Wang Xiaolai breathed a sigh of relief.
But the Eight Sages King was obviously still not at ease, and asked Wang Xiaolai with his sword: "Are you really not a demon?" โ
Wang Xiaolai rolled his eyes directly: "Nonsense, what kind of demon can I be, just the mobile phone, we have one in our hands, even the children who can just talk, they play very well." โ
The Eight Sages King was taken aback: "Such a rare thing, even a child? โ
Wang Xiaolai couldn't help snickering when he heard this, but he still pretended to be calm on his face: "Ah, it's all rotten." โ
"I really can't imagine that there are such rich tribes among the barbarians." The Eight Sages King Road.
Wang Xiaolai: "ยทยทยท"
Returning the sword to the sheath, the Eight Sages King sat down from Wang Xiaolai far away, looking at him, obviously still a little afraid of the mobile phone.
Wang Xiaolai didn't speak, but took out half a pack of cigarettes from his backpack and smoked it, while smoking, while watching the TV.
As he was smoking, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and when he turned his head, he saw the Eight Sages King staring directly at him.
Wang Xiao looked at him and waved his hand.
"What, what's wrong?"
I didn't understand what the Eight Sages King meant, Wang Xiaolai couldn't help but ask.
"Boy, what do you say now, during the day, you used the demon method to make a fire, and now you dare to use it in front of this king, you really think that this king will not dare to kill you."
Seeing that the Eight Sages King was about to draw his sword, Wang Xiaolai hurriedly shouted: "Wait." โ
The Eight Sages King was really obedient: "What else do you want to say?" โ
Wang Xiaolai pointed to the lighter in his hand with his finger: "You said the demon method of making fire, do you mean this?" โ
The Eight Sages King nodded with an unusually serious face: "That's right." โ
"Hey, I thought you were talking about something."
As he spoke, Wang Xiaolai flicked the cigarette ash and said, "This is called a lighter, which is very common in our country, one for one dollar, not a demon method." โ
The Eight Sages King pointed to the cigarette roll on Wang Xiaolai's mouth again: "What is the smoke?" โ
Wang Xiaolai took the cigarette from his mouth: "You mean this?" It's called smoke. โ
The Eight Sages King looked confused: "What, what shell?" โ
"It's smoke." Wang Xiaolai said, seeing that the Eight Sages King still didn't understand, he added: "Tobacco, tobacco soil, understand?" โ
After explaining, he said to himself: "You don't know, how can there be such a thing in your world." โ
Who knows, the Eight Sages King looked distrustful: "Don't fool me, this king is also a well-informed person, tobacco is something this king has seen, and it doesn't look like this at all." โ
Wang Xiaolai: "??? If it doesn't look like this, what does it look like? โ
"Someone." The Eight Sages shouted.
A guard came in from outside the door: "Lord Wang." โ
The Eight Sages King stared at Wang Xiaolai and commanded, "Go and get some tobacco." โ
The guard didn't understand what was going on, but he went out honestly, and after a while, he came in with a pile of slightly blackened leaves.
The Eight Sages King took out a piece and aimed it at Wang Xiaolai: "This is tobacco." โ
Burst.
Wang Xiaolai's saliva is almost squirting out, good guy, this is obviously the original tobacco leaf.
"That, IMHO, how to eat this tobacco?" Wang Xiaolai asked with a smile.
The Eight Sages King sneered: "In the end, it is a barbarian, lonely and unheard, of course, thrown into the mouth and chewed." โ
When Wang Xiaolai heard this, he wanted to laugh even more, and at the same time, he finally understood that when he bumped into the patrol soldiers before, Bacheng was secretly chewing tobacco, and he was pierced with countless thorns and thorns on his body.
With a secret whisper in his heart, Wang Xiaolai took out the cigarette in his pocket, shook out two cigarettes, and threw them at the Eight Sages King and the guard respectively, saying, "Taste my Hibiscus King." โ
The two of them caught the cigarettes and looked at Wang Xiaolai blankly.
Wang Xiaolai smiled when he saw this, re-lit one, put it in his mouth, took a deep puff, spit out a burst of mist, and then looked at the two of them.
Seeing Wang Xiaolai like this, the two of them almost understood something, went to the oil lamp, pointed the cigarette at the flame, and leaned in.
"It's the other way around, it's the other way around." Wang Xiaolai reminded.
The Eight Sages King looked back: "It's the other way around? โ
As he spoke, he turned around and lit a cigarette.
Together with the guards, the two of them took a suffocation, their eyes couldn't wait to stare out, and from their noses, between the corners of their mouths and lips, a few wisps of green smoke slowly floated out.
Wang Xiaolai smiled: "How is it, it's okay?" โ
ยทยทยท