Chapter 2 The second day of picking up the mermaid
Hanjia lay on the bed with a ashamed face, looking loveless. Qi Guanyu looked at Hanjia expressionlessly, and was once again convinced that he had just picked up a fool and came back, or a fool who didn't even know how to eat.
Han Jia looked at Qi Guanyu's expressionless appearance and became angry, he had never seen this way of eating! They all eat seaweed and mussel meat, okay? They never eat fish! After all, their lower body is a fish tail, so eating fish is very stressful, okay? And according to the seniors who used to eat fish a long time ago, the fish is not delicious at all!! Humans are a bunch of fools, and even the fish that are not tasty can be eaten! Moreover, Hanjia didn't know what to think, and his face turned even redder, hum! Anyway, it's all his fault for blaming Guan Yu! Hum!
"I've never eaten like this before!" Han Jia said confidently, "No one is allowed yet... People eat differently than you people, you people! ”
"Well, at least in country Z, everyone eats about the same." Qi Guanyu replied calmly.
That is, the whole country Z eats fish! Hanjia became even more angry when he heard this, and turned his head to ignore Qi Guanyu.
"Not hungry?"
Listening to Qi Guanyu's question, Hanjia felt even more aggrieved, he was full of anger, where did he get hungry!
"Not hungry!"
As Hanka's words fell, her gurgling stomach screamed, and Hanjia felt her face redder. whispered, "You're so angry." ”
Qi Guanyu heard this, and Qi Guanyu wanted to laugh, but for the sake of the "dignity" of the young man, he still swallowed it. However, the young man's words made Qi Guanyu even more puzzled, fish has always been very popular in country Z, but this person still thinks that fish is cute, and said that people there don't eat fish, and the fish is not delicious? Qi Guanyu narrowed his eyes and looked at Han Jia hidden in the quilt, this person ...... It's not simple.
"Really, don't eat it?" Qi Guanyu asked again.
"Don't eat it!" Hanjia seemed to be even more angry, even if he waited for himself to go to the sea to find fresh mussel meat and kelp to eat, he would not be able to eat this bad fellow's food.
"Really don't eat? Delicious! Qi Guanyu spit on himself a little in his heart, how could this tone be so much like a bad guy who abducted a child!
Han Jiake didn't understand this, he only knew that Qi Guanyu's heart was very bad, and he didn't reply to a word, turned around and pretended to sleep.
Qi Guanyu had no choice but to pack up his things first, and there were still a bunch of small beans waiting for him to teach outside! I don't have time to be like such a fool.
It's night
Hanjia glanced at Qi Guanyu, listened to his gentle breathing, and was sure that Qi Guanyu had fallen asleep, so he secretly got up from this strange bed (kang).
Hanjia's leg was injured, and it hurt a little badly, causing Hanjia to limp now. Although Hanjia had tried his best to make the sound he made very soft, he was still discovered by Qi Guanyu.
Qi Guanyu didn't make a sound, let Hanjia limp out, and when he heard the sound of the door opening, he also got off the kang and followed behind Hanjia.
Although Han Jia couldn't walk smoothly because of his legs, he also arrived at the beach very quickly, Qi Guanyu fell far behind, only to see Han Jia enter the sea, and then a burst of light, Qi Guanyu closed his eyes, and when he opened it again, Han Jia was gone.
Qi Guanyu walked out of the darkness and frowned at the uninhabited sea, "Was it discovered?" ”
Qi Guanyu looked around again, but did not find a human figure, and finally had no choice but to go back.
When Han Jia saw Qi Guanyu leaving, he cautiously showed his head and muttered: "I'm scared to death!" I'm almost going to be made into one of those eye-rolling fish. However," the corners of Hanjia's mouth rose, revealing his tiger teeth, "I'm still powerful, stupid humans still want to follow me, hum!" Hon-sama is going to dinner! ”
After saying that, Hanjia jumped into the water, and the leg that had turned into a fishtail flashed a bright light, and it happened to be seen by Qi Guanyu who turned back, but at this time Qi Guanyu had already walked away, and he thought that the fish in the sea were jumping.
early morning
Qi Guanyu looked at the person in front of him who ran out in the middle of the night and didn't see anyone, and after coming back, he practiced his fists and feet on the kang, and now he was occupying most of the big kang on all fours, and his hands clenched his fists loosened and clenched, and finally decided to call this person up.
"Get up!" Qi Guanyu said as he took Hanjia's leg off from under him.
Hanka turned around and went back to sleep.
Qi Guanyu went over and grabbed Hanjia's arm and tried to pull Hanjia up, but Hanjia was still asleep after being dragged by it. even pounced on Qi Guanyu's leg while being dragged up by Qi Guanyu, and the position of his head was a little awkward, impartial.
"Xiao Yu!" At that moment, the elusive voice of the village chief came in, and before Qi Guanyu could do anything, the village chief had already come in.
The scene fell into embarrassment again, and the village chief turned his head and coughed dryly, "Ahem, young people are just open!" ”
After speaking, he left, completely forgetting that he was here to ask Qi Guanyu to discuss things.
Qi Guanyu watched the village chief come, and then left, so he could only sigh helplessly in his heart, just be happy with him. I didn't have the heart to wake Hanjia up.
Let him sleep! Qi Guanyu looked at Han Jia, who was holding his leg and changing positions, and whispered: "The pig god is reincarnated." ”
Qi Guanyu broke free from Hanjia's embrace, cleaned himself up, made a poached egg, and walked out of the village after eating.
When Qi Guanyu came, the little beans were already standing neatly, and some people who had been soldiers next to them were watching them, and when they saw Qi Guanyu coming, they handed over the little beans to Qi Guanyu, and the rest of the people spontaneously stood behind the little beans, just waiting for Qi Guanyu to take the lead and start a new day's morning exercise.
Hanjia was woken up by hunger, called his brother with his eyes closed, no one responded for a long time, and when he opened his eyes, he found that he was still living in this dilapidated house, thinking that his brother and his father gently woke him up every morning, and the table was already full of fresh mussel meat, and Hanjia wanted to cry inexplicably.
"Not only did the damn humans not prepare fresh mussels and kelp for my lord, they didn't even wake me up! It's so rude! Hanjia said while aggrieved.
At this time, Qi Guanyu, who was teaching Xiaodouding military physical boxing, sneezed, it seems that the intensity of the recent exercise has come down, and the physical fitness has followed, and it is necessary to strengthen it when you go back.
Hanjia got up from the kang and walked cautiously, when he saw something on the table in the hall, something strange that Hanjia had never seen before.
So Hanjia curiously stepped forward and touched those strange things (dishes and chopsticks), the thing (spoon) that was recessed in the circle and carried a handle (spoon) was so fun, anything could be scooped up, but he had also seen this thing at the bottom of the sea, but the material was different, and some of them had been broken, but he didn't expect that it could not be used in the sea, but it could be used on the shore.
Immediately after that, Hanjia picked up the bowl with a curious face, they also have this thing at the bottom of the sea, but it is much more delicate than this. Hanjia carefully poked the white porridge in the bowl with a spoon, and it was so soft and fun. Hanjia slammed hard, and the spoon poked the bottom of the bowl, and the ceramics collided with each other and made a crisp sound, startling Hanjia.
Hanjia was a little angry, and threw the bowl aside, and the bowl touched the small plate on the table, and the pickles in the plate were touched and scattered on the table, and the bowl shattered, and the white porridge in the bowl scattered all over the ground.
Hanjia intuitively felt that he had done something wrong, and returned to the kang with a weak heart, pretending that he had not come down.
As soon as Qi Guanyu came back, he found that his home was in a mess, the good white porridge was spilled on the ground, the chopsticks had also fallen, and the table floor was in a mess. When I entered the house, Hanjia was lying on the bed pretending to be asleep.
Qi Guanyu looked at Han Jia, who was pretending to be asleep, and suppressed the anger in his heart, "Wake up." ”
Hanjia opened his eyes as if he had just woken up, and the corners of his mouth muttered, "What are you doing! I still want to sleep! ”
Qi Guanyu was instantly laughed angrily, fortunately he had been trained in this area, so he couldn't really be deceived by this little liar, "Has anyone been here at home?" What's the mess? ”
"No, no, I don't know! I was sleeping all the time. ”
"Really?!" Qi Guanyu looked at the weak-hearted Hanjia, and then said, "That's probably done by a wild cat who doesn't know where it came from." ”
"Yes, yes, yes! It was the wild cat who did it! Although Hanjia didn't know what the night cat was talking about, in order to get rid of his suspicion, he agreed with Qi Guanyu's statement without hesitation.
Qi Guanyu was amused in his heart, and made a puzzled expression, "Or where did the tiger do it?!" ”
Hanjia, who didn't even know what a wild cat was, couldn't even know what a tiger was, and some echoed: "It's also possible." ”
Qi Guanyu raised his eyebrows, he really picked up a fool! I don't even know common sense.
"You don't mean you sleep! Don't you know anything? ”
When Han Jia saw Qi Guanyu say this, he instantly understood that Qi Guanyu was bluffing him, lifted the quilt and got up and glared at Qi Guanyu, "That's what I did!" You take those things and put them there, I'm looking at that fun, what's wrong with it?! I didn't mean to! ”
Qi Guanyu is helpless, where did he pick up such a living treasure? Is it too late to send it back now? I don't even know a little basic common sense of life! Could it be that in addition to teaching those little beans, he also needs to add an older child? So he said with a headache: "Okay, okay, you're right." But those things aren't for play, that's rice! Haven't you eaten?! ”
Hearing Qi Guanyu say this, Han Jia was a little aggrieved, "We all eat mussel meat and kelp, I don't know those are rice." ”
Qi Guanyu was helpless again, where did this fool come from Looking at the young man's grievances, Qi Guanyu had a headache: "Count me unlucky, I don't care where you are, go back to me as soon as your leg is healed!" Don't come here! ”
Han Jia pursed his lips, turned his head and pretended not to hear, Qi Guanyu looked at the little boy with a headache, and deeply felt that he had seen a trouble coming back, and it was a good-looking big trouble! At this time, Qi Guanyu never imagined that this was originally just a good-looking big trouble, but one day it would escalate into a big trouble, but at that time, he was willing to be in this big trouble.