Chapter 3 The third day of picking up the mermaid
Hanjia's non-cooperation made Qi Guanyu a little helpless, he understood that this little boy who picked up didn't have all the common sense of life, and he really didn't know how he lived before. It's okay for him to teach a child who is already sensible, but it's better to let him teach a fool who doesn't know anything, it's better to go out and run a marathon!
Anyway, Qi Guanyu can't do this by himself, so he can only go out to find the old man in the village, why don't you find the young woman?
This product is already very good-looking, and it is not an exaggeration to describe the country and the city, find a young one, in case you run away with this guy, this is not a sinner for the people in the village who don't find a daughter-in-law in the first place!
Qi Guanyu is a person who does what he says, and immediately found the village chief who had just finished eating and was lazily lying under the tree in front of the door smoking dry tobacco, Qi Guanyu said straight to the point: "Brother Shuisheng, there is something to trouble you." ”
"What's the matter?" The village chief took a leisurely puff of dry cigarettes, "Just say it, what's not troublesome!" We don't need to talk about that. ”
Hearing the village chief say this, Qi Guanyu was also polite: "Han Jia, who saved that person yesterday, doesn't even know common sense, you also know that I am a rough person, and I am afraid that I will not be able to teach him, so I am thinking of finding an old man to take him, at least I have learned some common sense and other things." ”
There is nothing wrong with what Qi Guanyu said, it is nothing more than hoping that someone can bring Hanjia, don't be so stupid that you don't even know how to use the tableware for eating, as for why you are looking for the old man to bring it, I also said it before, but it is this "old man with the three words" that makes people misunderstand.
The people in the village live a simple life, and they like to go straight when they speak. In their opinion, finding someone to take a young girl is a disguised statement, which means that I am optimistic about this child, or we are engaged, and I am afraid that she does not understand the situation in the village, or does not know how to cook, do housework, etc., find an old man to teach her well, and when it is almost time for us to get married.
To put it simply, finding an old man to take a young girl means that the bride is practicing, so Qi Guanyu, who had just returned to the village not long ago, was very happily recruited because he forgot the saying in the village.
After listening to Qi Guanyu's words, the village chief grinned his yellow teeth with a smile, "Zhongzhongzhong!" I'll let your sister-in-law go! You can rest assured! ”
Qi Guanyu looked at the suddenly grinning village chief's mouth, with a puzzled face, and before he could ask anything, he saw the village chief standing up from the recliner, holding his hand behind his back, and running home happily, and did not forget to say to Qi Guanyu: "I'll let your sister-in-law go this afternoon!" ”
Qi Guanyu: ...... Why did he have a sense of foreboding?
Qi Guanyu's words have already been spoken, and it can only be like this, thinking of the headache fool at home, sighing, there is no way to do it with a headache, I still have to go back, at least I have to eat in the afternoon to teach the child.
Lunch was quickly ready, and Hanjia sat on a stool and looked at Qi Guanyu.
Qi Guanyu sighed, feeling that he had almost finished sighing in this life in the past two days, but looking at Han Jia's look of curiosity, he could only teach him how to hold chopsticks and how to pick up vegetables, because yesterday Han Jia was super "disgusted" with fish, so today Qi Guanyu did not make fish, but made a meat and vegetarian dishes, including a cold kelp.
Hanjia is very smart, it didn't take long to learn to use chopsticks, the goal is cold kelp, the first bite of Hanjia only felt that there was a very strange taste in the mouth, numbness, but the kelp was super delicious! The delicious Hanka narrowed his eyes.
"What is this?" Han Jiaxing looked at Qi Guanyu.
"Cold kelp."
"Why do you feel numb?" Hanka continued to ask.
"Because of the chili peppers and garlic in it." Qi Guanyu replied very patiently.
"It's delicious!" Hanjia then had a chopstick, the chopsticks just now were okay, there was no garlic and chili, the chopsticks went down the red, white and green colors are very rich, of course, Hanjia's face is also very rich, especially the chili pepper of this dish is one of the hottest chili peppers in country Z, Chaotian pepper, there is no feeling when there is a small amount, such a big mouthful......
"Hiss" Hanjia only felt that his tongue was no longer his own, what a strange feeling, saliva kept flowing out, and his eyes were also stimulated red, as if he had been bullied.
When the village chief came in, he saw such a scene, "Oops", the village chief screamed.
Qi Guanyu silently covered his face in his heart, and was about to be misunderstood again.
Seeing Qi Guanyu's expressionless face, the village chief sighed twice and quipped: "Am I here at the wrong time!" ”
It was supposed to be a sentence in the form of a question, but it was said to be an affirmative sentence by the village chief. Hanjia doesn't understand this, but it doesn't mean that Qi Guanyu doesn't understand either, the explanation doesn't make sense, it's better not to explain, just do it.
So, Qi Guanyu gave Hanjia a glass of water very calmly, "Drink water to relieve spicy." ”
Hanjia hurriedly took the water and drank it in a big gulp, and the village chief also knew that he had misunderstood, and he was a little embarrassed, but this little embarrassment was solved by Qi Guanyu pulling him to sit down and ask questions.
"Brother Shuisheng, is there something wrong?"
Although the village chief is a very immodest village chief, he is also a very responsible village chief, and at noon Qi Guanyu went to find someone, and he didn't have much to eat, so he came over to talk back.
"Didn't you say this morning that I would help you find someone! The people have been selected, your sister-in-law and the eldest mother of your Changsheng brother's family are all knowledgeable, and the good daughter-in-law in the village is guaranteed to teach you well! You can rest assured. ”
Although Qi Guanyu had a "WTF" in his heart, he replied very calmly on the surface: "Well, it's good." ”
Hearing Qi Guanyu say that it was very good, the village chief was relieved, and he walked out happily, completely ignoring Qi Guanyu's statement of keeping food, saying that the mother-in-law at home stewed meat and went home to eat meat.
After sending off the village chief, Qi Guanyu came back and sat down to continue eating. It's just that no one can ignore that there is a person on the other side who looks at you with bright eyes during the meal, although this person is a man, he is still a good-looking man.
"If you have something, just say it." Qi Guanyu put down the dishes and chopsticks and took a sip of water.
"I want to eat meat (mussels) too." Hanjia's eyes were shining, and there was a slight redness around the eye sockets, and the reaction that had just been stimulated by the chili pepper had not subsided, and with that delicate little face, people couldn't help but agree with what he said.
It's just that Qi Guanyu is the other person who can't help but agree with what Han Jia said, "No." ”
When Hanjia heard this, he instantly felt like a wilted flower, and he had no spirit at all, and he realized in his heart that this human being was not only poor to death, but also couldn't even afford the cheapest and most mussel meat in the sea (in Hanjia's memory meat refers to mussel meat). Or be merciful and get him some meat to eat in the evening.
Qi Guanyu looked at Hanjia and lowered his head with a pitiful look a little helpless, he came back unfortunately, the village market just finished in time, the next time is five days later, the vegetables in the village are all grown at home, if there is no such family, other families just have some of their own vegetables to change some back, basically there is no need to buy vegetables, only occasionally need to buy some meat back.
Qijia Village is poor, very poor, very poor, even the market is willing to fall in Qijia Village, the market in this village refers to Gaojia Village, which is five kilometers away from the village, and it is still a very lively big market every five days, and more importantly, it is only five kilometers away, but Qijia Village and Gaojia Village are like the ground and the world.
The people of Gaojia Village are rich, very rich, and they are very disdainful of the poor and dying of Qijia Village, and the people of Qijia Village do not like to interact with the people of Gaojia Village, and rarely go to the market over there, unless it is necessary for guests to come to the house and need to make a good meal, they generally will not go to Gaojia Village to buy things.
Qi Guanyu also doesn't like to go to Gaojia Village to buy things, not for anything else, just because when he was a child, the children of Gaojia Village always bullied the children of Qijia Village, because they have a market over there, and people are richer than Qijia Village, they are very unfriendly to the children of Qijia Village, of course, if he is bullied and does not return it, it is not Qi Guanyu, don't look at him who doesn't like to talk, his heart is dark!
Let's still have time to go for it! Even if Hanjia doesn't eat meat, he himself is a bit hungry for meat. Qi Guanyu thought silently in his heart, by the way, he went to see the group of people he knew before, maybe......
The lunch break passed quickly, Qi Guanyu got up and sorted himself out to get ready to see the group of children, after all, it was a child who was still growing up, and the lunch break was still very important.
When I opened the door, I saw two middle-aged women standing at the door, with dark skin and some wrinkles on their faces, but from the still faces, it was not difficult to see that the two of them were not bad when they were young, and one of them raised her hand and knocked on the door.
When the visitor saw Qi Guanyu coming out, he immediately smiled, revealing his white teeth, a little honest, "Xiaoyu, you want to go to class?" ”
"Yes! It's time. Qi Guanyu also showed a shallow smile, there was no way he could only do this, and if he smiled again, his face should be distorted, it would scare people.
"Go ahead! We'll take care of you at home! ”
"Hey, thank you, sister-in-law, auntie."
"You're welcome! You're welcome! The people in the village are looking for the two of us! ”
Qi Guanyu has a question mark face, could it be that there was a fool like Hanjia in the village before?
"Alright! Go ahead! We'll take care of the rest! I promise to teach you a good girl! Saying that, the two of them worked together to push Qi Guanyu away from the door, closed the door slipperily, and locked the real owner out of the door.
Qi Guanyu: ...... Actually, I'd like to say it's not a girl!
For the complicated look outside, I don't say anything for the time being, just say that the two people who entered the room saw Han Jia sitting on the chair (Qi Guanyu requested), they were happy, in addition to Han Jia growing up and looking good, more importantly, the child was sitting on a straight board, and at first glance he was an obedient and good child, Xiao Yu was so blessed!
Han Jia curiously looked at the two people who came in, and said in a well-behaved voice: "Are you here to find Qi Guanyu?" He's not there, just went out. ”
Oops! The two middle-aged women only felt that their hearts were happy, how could their own little girl be so well-behaved, every day was like a loach, slippery, and then look at the good-looking and curious child in front of them, ah! The whole heart is about to be cute.
As everyone knows, this well-behaved child is talking in his heart, human women are not very good-looking, and they don't have beautiful fish tails, but they are still quite kind, not like some mermaid women, fierce and dare to fight sharks.
"No, no." One of them said, "We're here for you!" ”
"What are you looking for me?"
"Of course it's for you!" Teach you how to learn how to be a good bride, this sentence The middle-aged woman did not say it, it was all from that time, of course she knew that the little girl would be shy.
When Hanjia heard this, his eyes lit up instantly, and he was worried that he didn't know how to live among humans, so someone came to teach, and humans were really too amiable, so he hurriedly asked, "What to teach me?" ”
The two middle-aged women had positioned Han Jia as Qi Guanyu's future partner, thinking that Qi Guanyu had already told Han Jia what he was going to do, so they didn't talk nonsense and went directly to the theme - a compulsory course for brides - cooking.