Chapter 321: Applying for a waiter
"Oh yes!" Hua Jiuxiao turned her head and stopped talking, it seems that she knows that she can't ask anything from me, just waiting for Gao Han's side to have a result!
I secretly said in my heart that it was not good, these three women used the typical 'split plum blossom plan' to put it bluntly, that is, let's separate, each of them is broken, and this trick is often used by the police when interrogating criminal gangs, although it is not necessarily very clever, but it is effective when used on someone.
I can only pray now that Li Dakui's will will be firmer and not be fascinated by beauty.
As soon as I thought of this, I heard Gao Han's loud exclamation from the bathroom: "What, you are going to the Tianshan world!" ”
I'm dizzy, Li Dakui, Li Dakui, you are really a dead person!
This heaven and earth can be said to be a household name in Kyoto, and women and children are well known, so the three women are no exception, Hua Jiuxiao and Ah Xiu's eyes immediately changed when they looked at me.
Then I saw Gao Han immediately come out of the bathroom in a huff, still holding Li Dakui's fat ears in his hand, Li Dakui could only follow out with his teeth bared.
Hua Jiuxiao hugged his shoulders and looked at me with a sneer and said, "Wang Yixuan, Wang Yixuan, you still have a long ability, and you have even learned to prostitute!" ”
I frowned and said, "Don't say it so ugly, okay, let me tell you the truth, there has been a series of murders in heaven and earth recently, and they suspect that there is something dirty, so they invite us to take a look, after a preliminary investigation, it was found that it was indeed a supernatural event, so we discussed going undercover inside,,,
"No, no, I don't agree with you to investigate!" Before I could finish speaking, Hua Jiuxiao immediately expressed strong opposition.
Ah Xiu also said: "That kind of Fengyue place is the most unsuitable for cultivators, I'm afraid that it will be unfavorable to you if you stay there for a long time!" ”
Hua Jiuxiao sneered and said: "Ah Xiu said too subtlely, what kind of cultivation, I think these two guys are where to hunt for beauty!" ”
I immediately retorted: "Hey, you first find out if the situation is good, there are monsters there, if you don't get rid of them as soon as possible, more people will die." ”
"That's right! That's it! We, the cultivators, take it as our duty to eliminate violence and protect the lives and property of the people. If you don't stop the crime in time, you will be condemned by your conscience and scolded by the world! Li Dakui also said righteously.
Hua Jiuxiao said angrily: "There are so many people in this world who need protection, but you are protecting a group of young ladies!" ”
I said, "Isn't Miss human?" Isn't their life their life? Others bring their own production equipment, never endanger social order, effectively alleviate social pressure, reduce the occurrence of urban crimes, and save countless premeditated criminals from the edge of morality, which can be described as a bodhisattva's heart. ”
Hua Jiuxiao rolled his eyes angrily: "Actually, that young lady is compared with the Bodhisattva, and you are not afraid of thunder and killing you!" ”
I didn't want to continue to debate on this matter, so I threw out a killer idea: "I'll tell you the truth, this time we have already taken their deposit, if you regret it, you will pay a lot of liquidated damages, it's okay not to go, you take out the five million bank card we received yesterday, and we will pay back the liquidated damages immediately!" ”
As soon as I said this, the three women immediately closed their mouths at the same time, and these three women have a common characteristic, that is, they are particularly important to taking money, and let them take out the money they get, hum, grandma!
Sure enough, seeing that the three women immediately changed their tone, Hua Jiuxiao said: "This, it's not that we don't let you go to work, but we're a little angry that you are hiding it from us, since you have signed the contract, then you can go to work!" ”
Li Dakui and I were like being amnesty, and immediately walked out of the door.
What we didn't know was that after we left, the three girls in the room changed their expressions, and Ah Xiu said: "I don't believe that they go to that kind of place and don't do anything except honestly investigate the incident!" ”
Hua Jiuxiao asked Ah Jiu: "What do you think!" ”
Ah Xiu sighed and said, "My mother said that men are all flowery, so you must watch carefully!" ”
Hua Jiuxiao nodded and said, "That's what I mean, I have a plan, which can not only prevent the two guys from doing too much, but also teach them a lesson,,,"
Then the three of them began to plot and study something!
Li Dakui and I came to the recruitment office in heaven and earth with great interest, but the scene in front of us suddenly made us dumbfounded, it turned out that there was already a long queue of men queuing up to apply here.
Li Dakui said in surprise: "Damn, I didn't expect that there are so many people who yearn to serve those dignitaries, it's really people's hearts are not ancient and the world is declining!" ”
The two of us stood at the end of the line with emotion.
We waited about two hours for our turn to interview, and we were the last two, so we were allowed to go in together.
The interviewer was a female manager, surnamed Liu, who was in her forties, but her skin was well maintained, with the intellectual beauty of a mature woman, and as soon as I saw what this woman was wearing, I immediately remembered a nightclub word: Mommy!
Manager Liu immediately frowned when he saw me and Li Dakui: "You are here to apply for male public relations?" ”
"What, male publicist?" Li Dakui and I were immediately dumbfounded, and hurriedly said, "Yo, I'm sorry that we are here to apply for a waiter, maybe we went to the wrong room,,,
Manager Liu said lightly: "You are not wrong, the interviews are here, but the quota of waiters was full as early as yesterday, and now only male public relations are left, but we have requirements for the appearance of male public relations, and your conditions are not up to standard, so please do it!" ”
It is best that the standards of male public relations are not enough, but even if there are no requirements, Li Dakui and I will definitely not be able to accept this profession. But it's our style to just leave.
I immediately smiled at Manager Liu and said, "Manager Liu, the two of us may usually dry up and don't eat much, so you can be accommodating!" ”
Manager Liu looked at our resumes and said, "That's it, you leave the phone, you go back first, there is news we are informing you!" ”
"Don't, don't wait for notice! It's not my first day of interview, and everyone waiting for the notice is starving, okay? I know my resume is not good-looking, and my education is a little low, but why don't I just apply for a waiter? Is it necessary to be so picky? Li Dakui immediately became excited when he heard this.
"A little bit of education? Do you have the face to say it's lower? How are you going to get a secondary school diploma? What kind of Lanxiang technical school to study, but also choose a walk-behind tractor major, this is obviously not your family reasons, typical you have a problem with your brain, do you know? "Sister Liu has never seen a person who dares to call herself out for a job as a waiter.
Of course, we didn't reveal our true identities when we infiltrated here, so we faked one.