"Manager Liu, we admit that we are not educated, but why do we need so much culture to do the rough work of serving tea and water? I think I still have the strength to shake 24 bottles of beer in one hand, and you will fire me! "I'm still not giving up.

"What is the rough work of serving tea and water? Do you know who the waiters in the water cloud room serve tea and water? How many rich people are in a hurry to spend millions of dollars just to be able to serve tea and water to these gold owners, but you don't have a chance, but you look down on this promising career. "Sister Liu launched a high-spirited offensive.

"Yes, sister, I know it's wrong, I'm not sensible, I talk nonsense, in fact, my dream since I was a child is when these rich uncles, you should be pitiful and take me in." I pleaded bitterly.

"Okay, I'll give you a chance, your resume doesn't say that you have 8 years of hard work in learning English, more than one-third of the guests in Shuiyunjian are foreign guests, if you can spell Budweiser's English with me, I will accept you exceptionally." Sister Liu clasped her hands in front of her chest and looked up at us.

I didn't write on my resume that I know English, Manager Liu read it was written by Li Dakui, this guy is really uneasy, I said before to be low-key, hide your identity, we are all college students, although the major is not a foreign language, but when the university entrance examination English scores will not be too low, I dare to say that although there are still some difficulties in communicating with real foreigners, but it is still a piece of cake to spell a Budweiser English.

However, this must not be known to Manager Liu, because then she will have doubts about the identity of our Lanxiang Technical School graduates.

Li Dakui was obviously carried away, and he immediately said: "This is easy, Budweiser's English is ,,,"

I kicked him at this time, Li Dakui looked at me suspiciously, but saw me frowning and staring at him, Li Dakui woke up like a dream, and hurriedly prevaricated: "Ah,,, I remember that B started the head,,, B,,, B,,, Musheng, what is under B!" ”

"B, your sister! Don't give me a blind BB here, get out of here! "Sister Liu is angry.

In this case, if it were an ordinary person who came to apply for a job, it would probably have run away with his tail between his legs, but Li Dakui and I are not idle people, we are the kind of people who will not give up until we achieve our goal.

"Wait! Now, I can only reveal my true identity! Thirteen took off his coat, rolled up his sleeves, revealing his strong muscular arms, his eyes as sharp as a knife, and his steps as steady as an old cow, and walked back to the chair he had just sat on, holding the corner of the back of the chair with one hand.

The innate power of Dantian luck and the palm of his hand were heavy, and then he shouted with lightning speed, "Uh-huh!" ”

The solid wood chair clicked and fell into a pile of debris and fell to the ground, and Manager Liu was stunned.

I calmly looked at Manager Liu and said: "Actually, our brothers are the twenty-fifth generation great-grandsons of Guo Jing and Huang Rong in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", our family tradition is "Nine Yin True Scripture" and "Eighteen Palms of Descending Dragon", I believe that relying on these two peerless martial arts will definitely make the heavens and the earth more brilliant, Manager Liu, you accept us, I guarantee that you will never be disappointed!" ”

Manager Liu immediately looked at us excitedly and was speechless for a long time, and after a while, he said with a trembling figure: "This chair is an antique of red sandalwood!" I bought it from Panjiayuan at a great price, and from today onwards, you will work for me as a waiter, cleaner, security guard, and handyman for three months to pay off my debts!!!! ”

In this way, Li Dakui and I successfully entered the coveted heaven and earth.

It's not a car show, but the parking lot is full of luxury cars every night. Incidents of Bentley scraping Rolls-Royce happen from time to time......

This is not a show, but the beautiful women gather in groups of laughter, and they are so confident and beautiful when they walk into the arena......

It's not the stock market, but the financial predators are lingering, coming in droves every day......

This place is called "Heaven and Earth", a place of pleasure that is drunk and shrouded in various temptations, which is the fundamental purpose of men's struggle, and the standard for successful people to show their success. Regardless of ethics, the water and clouds don't care about sorrow, just sell happiness, bury troubles, and only do the best gentle township.

The guests they receive are not rich or expensive, and the requirements for service are also perfect, not only the lady should be beautiful, but also need to have a temperament that is difficult to find elsewhere, you don't need to nod to the guest, but you must make the guest willing to pay for your arrogance.

Of course, the service is the overall concept, from the top Lafite wine to the toilet to wipe the butt paper in the bathroom.

If those beauties are compared to red wine, then Li Dakui and I are undoubtedly wiping paper.

As a four-time worker, Li Dakui and I went through the entry procedures in the personnel department, the monthly salary column was zero, and all kinds of benefits were all drawn on the cross, and we were fortunate to receive four kinds of eight sets of work clothes, and we could adjust the position at any time. Sister Liu explained to all departments, "Since these two people are here, let the mules, horses, cats, and dogs rest." They are all covered with dirty work, they are only allowed to eat one dinner, they don't starve to death, and if they dare to run, they will beat him so much that they don't even know his mother! ”

Even so, we still laugh like idiots, just because we finally stepped into a man's paradise, and we didn't have to spend a penny, and we were able to bravely enter the lady's dressing room, peep into the princess's bathhouse, and meet a row of dissatisfied mothers, San, with the electric motor tongue and the golden gun, we can soon turn this heaven and earth into our own harem paradise, calling for wind and rain!

However, the reality is ,,,

"Take these and wash them for me!" The fierce fat aunt threw me a pile of all kinds of stockings, the perfume mixed with the stinky sweat of men, and the sea of stockings with tadpole patches could be vaguely seen, which almost ruined my good hobby of infinite longing for stockings.

"Remember to wipe it well, you can't leave fingerprints, you know?" The foreman of the lame bomb asked Li Dakui to wipe the toilet bowl of the private room on the entire floor, and the most disgusting thing was not to clean up the vomit residue in the cracks on the ceramics, but to take out the used small raincoat from the bottom of the toilet tank, so that I don't understand why 10 used small raincoats can be taken out after a toilet tank of only 4 square meters? This is simply unscientific!

"Wipe the car, don't leave fingerprints, you know?" The security captain of the standard special forces body said coldly to me and Li Dakui, the dozen or so supercars in the parking lot are like driving all the way back from Shanxi Coal City, and the total we can use is only two faucets and two broken rags.