Chapter 4 The fourth day of picking up the mermaid
Not to mention the results of Hanjia, who was taught to cook, just saying that the word "teaching" is thought-provoking.
It is said to be teaching, but in fact, to put it bluntly, it is to teach the bride how to do things at home in the future, such as housework, dealing with the relationship with the people in the village, etc., to put it elegantly, it is the so-called bride practice.
Whether it's sophistication or how to behave in the world, there will be some more or less, these should have been taught by my mother-in-law, but you want to! Originally, it was already unhappy for a woman to snatch her son from herself, and she had to teach that woman how to rob her son with herself, could her mother-in-law be happy?
Therefore, people in the village generally do not teach their daughters-in-law by themselves, and more importantly, they are afraid that their daughters-in-law will have opinions about themselves in the future, so most of them will invite other family members to teach, and these two are often invited.
Qi Guanyu had just come back, and he was very clear about whether he knew that what should be taught had been taught, and the two of them had retired, leaving Qi Guanyu helpless to his "little daughter-in-law".
Of course, that's a story for later.
Therefore, when Qi Guanyu finished teaching the little girls and boys, he smelled the smell of food when he returned home.
Han Jia, who was sitting at the dining table, looked at Qi Guanyu with a small expression of "come and praise me".
Qi Guanyu somehow rose a sense of pride that his cabbage had suddenly grown up, full of fatherly feelings, the devil knows that he is only 26 this year, and he doesn't even have a sense of fatherly affection for an object.
Qi Guanyu didn't speak, washed his hands, sat down and greeted Han Jia to eat, and began to eat, Han Jia looked at Qi Guanyu sadly, as if condemning Qi Guanyu's inaction.
I don't know if it's because Han Jia's little eyes are too powerful, or because Qi Guanyu has a "big conscience", and finally after eating a bite of the dish, he praised it for being delicious.
A delicious sentence instantly opened Hanjia's chatterbox, "Yes! Right! I think it's delicious too! I'll do it once! Am I super powerful! ”
The arrogant little appearance made Qi Guanyu a little funny, as if he sulked with himself yesterday, and today's unreasonable person is not him, like a child.
However, Qi Guanyu looked at Han Jia with another little expression of "Come and praise me" and smiled, isn't he just a child?!
So he followed Hanjia's words and said, "It's amazing." ”
Hanjia's eyes brightened, and began to talk about how he heroically made such a difficult dish as tomato scrambled eggs, and he didn't cry when he was splashed with oil, and he learned to make a fire, the fire was so warm, he really wanted to touch it, but he was pulled by the aquatic sister-in-law, saying that it would be burned, it would be big bubbles, it hurt very much, and said that he would cook rice, and tomorrow Aunt Changsheng would come to teach him how to make noodles, although he didn't know what noodles were, but Aunt Changsheng said it was delicious......
A meal was spent in Hanjia's nagging, Qi Guanyu hasn't felt this atmosphere for a long time, when I was a child, my parents were old, I didn't have much energy, most of the time the family was very quiet, and then I went to the army, although there were comrades-in-arms, but it was always different, and now there is a fresh person at home......
In fact, this kind of life is also good, Qi Guanyu thought silently in his heart.
Qi Guanyu hasn't been home for a long time, the dilapidated TV at home has long been unusable, coupled with the habits he developed in the army, Qi Guanyu rested early, but Hanjia went out for a trip, and when he came back, he had a faint smell of seafood, and Qi Guanyu only pretended not to know.
It didn't take long for Hanjia to fall asleep, and the moon outside was round, illuminating those who missed their hometown.
Early in the morning, Qi Guanyu got up with a frown, with a faint dark circle under his eyes, looking at Han Jia, who was lying on the bed, frowning tightly, and retracting the preface, he didn't want this kind of life at all now, this person had better hurry up!
As long as Qi Guanyu thought that Hanjia slept like a snake last night and wrapped around him, he was uncomfortable, even when he slept in the army before, there was no comrade-in-arms who wrapped around people like him! (Actually, I want to entangle, but I don't dare)
As soon as he is healed, drive him away! Qi Guanyu was silently ruthless in his heart, but he didn't know that Han Jia's injury was not as serious as it seemed on the surface, to be exact, the more serious one was just a broken foot, and the remaining small abrasions had already been healed under the mermaid's super healing ability.
Because Han Jia attaches great importance to his face (mermaids value his face very much), and the protection of his face is particularly good, so there is no injury on his face, and it is impossible for Qi Guanyu to lift Han Jia's clothes to see if the injury is healed, so he can only judge according to the degree of recovery of human beings and Han Jia's feet.
But who is Hanka?! This is a "little villain" who has been "abducted and deceived and done all kinds of evil" in the mermaid country since he was a child! How could you easily give up this opportunity to enjoy! Of course, keep pretending!
So it was such a mistake, and when Qi Guanyu found out that Hanjia's injury had already healed, he was pretending, and he had no heart to drive away the child.
Breakfast was very light, and after eating, Qi Guanyu went out to take the little beans as usual, and only Hanjia was left alone at home, quietly.
After Hanjia finished breakfast, he washed the dishes as he saw Qi Guanyu washing the dishes yesterday.
When Hanjia finished cleaning up, yesterday's two middle-aged women, the aquatic sister-in-law and the immortal aunt, went online again.
Today they are going to take Hanjia to watch TV, remembering the conversation between the three of them yesterday, the two middle-aged women feel that this child named Hanjia is pitiful, pitiful, Hanjia doesn't even know what a TV is (after all, it's a mermaid, there is no such thing as a TV), and this child didn't know how much he suffered before.
Han Jia saw the two of them and shouted very affectionately, he was really interested in the small box that the humans said would appear people, but they tried the small box of Qi Guanyu's house yesterday, the small box was broken, and he couldn't release people, he was still strange and sad, but fortunately, these two said that they would take themselves to see it today, which was great!
On the way to see the small box with the aquatic sister-in-law and the elder-in-law, Hanjia was very excited, and it seemed that his ankles were all right. But where did the two middle-aged women have time to care about Hanjia's ankles, just looking at Hanjia's happy energy, they also followed the fun, and when they finished watching TV, Hanjia's feet returned to their original state again, and the two of them didn't pay attention to anything.
In the evening, Qi Guanyu, who had been busy all day, returned home, smelled the familiar aroma of food again and looked at Qi Guanyu with a bright face, and always felt that today was a little unusual.
"It's delicious." Qi Guanyu tasted it and said again.
Hanjia nodded "En'en", still looking at Qi Guanyu with bright eyes, and did not keep chattering like yesterday.
A trace of chill flashed on Qi Guanyu's body for no reason, and he always felt that today's Hanjia was holding back his big move.
Hanka remembered that the human women she had seen on TV today were also cooking at home and waiting for the men to come back, and when they came back, the men were eating, and the women looked at the men like that, and then the men would say things like hard work, and then they would buy the women what they wanted the most.
Hanjia silently recalled how women behaved, and then smiled at Qi Guanyu, blinking, but his eyes were about to cramp, why didn't Qi Guanyu say that he wanted to buy him a "small box (TV)"!
Qi Guanyu saw such a performance of Han Jia, and the chill in his heart became heavier, could it be that this child was evil?
Qi Guanyu used to be a soldier, a special soldier with a lot of military achievements, he has seen a lot of incredible things, although on the surface he does not believe in these things that the gods are talking about, in fact, he has also seen a sick person with his own eyes, the hospital has no way, but a big god has been cured.
This world is amazing, there are too many problems that human beings can't solve, and sometimes science is not omnipotent, at least in the face of too many unsolvable problems for human beings today, there are some things handed down by our ancestors, which are indeed useful.
If the West uses science to make progress, then the East relies on not only science, but also the mysterious and mysterious things handed down by the ancestors, which is the foundation of the East and the foundation of Z country, which can not be ignored by everyone, even Qi Guanyu.
So seeing Hanjia's performance, Qi Guanyu's first reaction was that Hanjia was evil.
It's just that after thinking about it, I feel that something is not right, after all, he is also a person who has seen the world, and the evil is not like this!
Could it be ...... Is there something you want? I remember that his former class leader said that once his children have something they want, they will be very funny, first clean the house, and then sit, wait for his mother to come back and massage his mother, take things, like a diligent little bee, and when his mother asks him, he first shirks it, and then cautiously says that what other children are playing, he also wants. It's so pitiful, so I bought it for him with a soft heart.
When he heard this at the time, Qi Guanyu only felt a little funny, and he didn't take it seriously, but now he really met it and understood a little.
Qi Guanyu looked at Han Jia blinking desperately, constantly "throwing flattering eyes" at himself, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that Han Jia was asking for something.
"What's wrong with you? Eyes twitched? "Originally, I wanted to ask Hanjia if he had anything he wanted, but Qi Guanyu changed his taste as soon as he said it.
Here Qi Guanyu is a little annoyed that he said the wrong thing in his heart, and Han Jia over there is also aggrieved in his heart, obviously the human woman in the "little box" is doing this to the human man, ah! By the way, he almost forgot that the human woman also called "husband", this husband must be human magic, and the wish can be fulfilled when called.
So Han Jia didn't think about it, and continued to shout to Qi Guanyu: "Husband." ”