He knocked on the melon seeds, crossed Erlang's legs and talked to me.

"If you want to say that the group of people at the tattoo exhibition, we are all tattoo lovers, a buddy, the tattoo is Guan Gong's night reading military books, of course, Guan Gong with his eyes closed, after all, Guan Gong can't open his eyes, and he is also a character in his area, showing a big guy a casino, and getting forty or fifty thousand yuan a month."

I interjected, saying it was a good mix.

"We were also shocked at the time, and the brothers we met picked him up, saying that big brother, you have to take care of us, and they are also heroic, invite us to eat and drink well, go to Hainan health care, and say that they experience exotic customs, but when they went into the bathhouse with us, he drowned alive."

I asked, "The man drowned in your presence?" How deep is the bathhouse, and it can drown an adult?

He looked frightened, and said, "It's not that we drowned in front of us, at that time, we took a bath in it, went outside, and found a girl technician style massage, which is the kind that everyone understands, and when we came back, we found that we were drowned in the water, and then the whole bathhouse exploded, and everyone was scared away, and when the ambulance came, it was just to collect the body." ”

It sounds a little bizarre to me.

A big man drowned too fast, didn't he? Don't call people? Not to mention that the bathhouse pool is not a swimming pool, and even children can't drown, which is a bit strange.

"At that time, no one believed that he was drowned, a muscular man in his eights, one hand could beat me with two or three bean sprouts, no one believed that the bathhouse was drowned, and the club also got into trouble, and the people in the bureau asked at the time, is it your club gathering people to take drugs, or is it some erotic trade, and you die on the horse or something."

I listened to him describe it, and I could vaguely imagine the sensational scene, when there must have been a crowd of people crowded at the door of the clubhouse, watching the excitement.

"There was a lot of uproar, a few of our brothers were frightened, they were still bragging with us just now, how did they die in the blink of an eye, I saw the swollen corpse at that time, Guan Erye on his chest opened his eyes, it was weird and tight, red, everyone said that Guan Gong opened his eyes and killed people, and he was scared away, of course, some people said that it was a natural phenomenon, people drowned in hot water, their skin would be bloated, and the tattoos on it looked like they had opened their eyes, isn't that a matter of course?"

I nodded, saying that it was bizarre.

Li Shan shook off his permed yellow hair, and asked me cautiously, "Brother, what do you think?" Isn't that wicked? God has appeared and opened his eyes to kill people, hasn't he? ”

I slapped him in the head, laughed and scolded how can I see it, of course, I was lying on the window to watch, you are my god or how to drop? Listen to you casually talk about a mouthful or two, I haven't been to the scene to see a reason, so I'll tell you a cause and effect?

Seriously, Guan Gong's opening of his eyes has always been a strange thing in the tattoo circle.

I also said before that the evil dragon and Guan Gong are the worst tattoos, and ordinary people can't bear them, and I have said before: Men don't tattoo phoenixes, women don't tattoo dragons, evil dragons don't dot their eyes, and Guan Gong doesn't open his eyes.

"Men don't tattoo phoenixes, women don't tattoo dragons" This sentence is actually the same as "men wear Guanyin and women wear Buddha" in the jade ornament circle, after all, the principle is the same, they are all to ask God to bless the upper body, but only one is worn on the body, and one is tattooed on the body.

Besides, Guan Gong doesn't open his eyes, almost everyone in the industry knows that he can't tattoo this door god, and there is also a saying that Guanyin will not save the world if he closes his eyes, and Guan Yu will kill when he opens his eyes.

In front of me, this Li Shan looked at me dryly, just waiting for me to say a reason.

I thought about it seriously and said, "If you really want to see my opinion, according to me, the first is nothing more than drowning, an ordinary event." ”

"Second, it's the tattoo artist's handwriting, he's harming people, he wants to kill the tattooed person, there is a trick in the circle, which can make the tattooed picture change slightly after a period of time, Guan Gong didn't open his eyes when the picture was on it, and after a while, Guan Gong of that picture would open his eyes by himself."

Li Shan was anxious, his eyes widened and he said, "Is there such an evil method, why are you coming to Hainan, and the tattoo artist is looking for a remote control tattoo to open his eyes and kill people?" ”

Li Shan was in disbelief.

I said, don't believe it, this thing is true, and the feasibility is not impossible.

Li Shan pondered for a moment, slapped his palms, and shouted, "I really understand!" It's to do your hands and feet when you get a tattoo, is this special thing is that the ink is coated with some chronic poison, pierced into the bottom of the skin, and only reacted when encountering high temperature and hot water, so it drowned? ”

I think his thinking is good, and said, "Poisoning, it may only be one of the reasons, but besides, it is not impossible for Guan Gong to open his eyes in the bathhouse, in front of a professional tattoo artist, this is a very normal thing, not evil, I can explain the fact that Guan Gong opened his eyes in the bathhouse." ”

He couldn't understand it, and looked at me with a confused expression, saying that the tattoo can really open the eyes? Not alive?

I didn't tell him about Zhang Tianba.

The evil dragon picture of the people also has a pair of tiger teeth and a king character appeared on the forehead, stood up and came to the cash register, sorted out his thoughts, and said;

"Seriously, when we get a tattoo, the tattoo needle pierces the skin too deeply, and too much pigment is injected into the skin, which will cause a part of the pigment to accumulate under the skin, such a tattoo, after a period of time, the pigment will slowly spread under the skin, resulting in a blurred pattern, a small change in the pattern, if the tattoo artist is a master, the specific ink depth is different when injecting the tattoo, and after a period of time, the picture will spread out of shape, which is also the possibility of opening the eyes, that picture, did it become blurred at that time? Looks like you're open? ”

After listening to my popular science knowledge, Li Shan thought about it and said that it was really true, thinking that it was a blurred blister.

This is not harmful to mention first, just about the blurred tattoo, which is also the reason why I do not recommend finding an unprofessional tattoo artist, because the pattern is blurred, it will be ugly to death.

Nowadays, many people think that tattooing is as simple as piercing ears, just find a beauty shop and do it, just like finding a random beauty shop to get hyaluronic acid, it's really big, I can't understand it. Tattooing is a lifelong thing, and you have to follow your life totem for the rest of your life.

Whether you are tattooing traditional tattoos, planning to ask the gods and Buddhas to bless them, or modern fancy color patterns, I have to admit that there are uniqueness, and the snow-white skin of the girl's tattoos are very beautiful and amazing, but you are still looking for a regular, unprofessional may ruin your life.

Don't tell me, tattoos can be washed, if you are not satisfied, you can wash them off, and you can get a tattoo again, those who say that are outsiders who have been fooled, you must be clear, what laser tattoos are now, and the more popular A + B agent in Hong Kong and Taiwan will leave unsightly large scars on the body, which is no different from burns.

A word of advice for those who like or are planning to get a tattoo.

If you really want to get a tattoo, it is a lifelong thing, different from raising a kitten and a puppy, it is with yourself for a lifetime, choose your favorite pattern, ask about taboos, be cautious and cautious.

At this time, Li Shan clapped his palms after listening to my explanation and shouted loudly, "Damn! Brother You is awesome! If you say so, it may be the same thing, there is this possibility, I will make a phone call with the buddy at the tattoo exhibition, and tell the dead brother that he may have a grudge against the tattoo artist, or someone who wants to fix him, either Moli poisoned him, or did something special, so that Guan Gong opened his eyes, and if he couldn't bear it, he died on the spot, and drowned in the bathhouse, I have to talk to the brothers who are strong in Hainan and tell them the truth. ”

I was stunned all of a sudden, and this one?

"I said, you, why are you so crooked?" I glared at him with tears and laughter, it turned out that I met like-minded friends at a tattoo exhibition, and a group of people wanted to ask the truth, and as soon as they came back, they made a special routine for me.

"Brother You, how can we talk about routines, this is chivalrous righteousness! All brothers in the four seas! Li Shan was so happy that his teeth fell out of laughter.

I know what he means.

This situation, I'm afraid I really met a few buddies at the Hainan tattoo exhibition, his virtue is the kind of face, patted his chest and said, go back and ask someone to find out the reason or something, and now I have a guess clue, and immediately my ass can't sit steadily, I guess I want to show off with the other end of the phone.