The problem with this product is that it likes to be nosy.

Now I guess I'm busy catching the murderer when Sherlock Holmes is, after all, what happened at the tattoo exhibition at that time was very evil, a group of buddies just met happily went to the big health care, when that happened, a group of brothers in the tattoo exhibition were panicked and couldn't sleep, especially in the bathhouse, Guan Gong opened his eyes on the corpse, the gloomy picture, infiltrating, uncomfortable.

No, Li Shan immediately stood up and said, "Brother, I still have something to do, so I'll leave first." ”

I couldn't cry or laugh, waved my hand and said, hurry up and get out, if you have something to say in the future, you can play with me as soon as you come up, as for it.

But as soon as he walked to the door, Li Shan turned his head and came back and said, "Brother, there is one more thing, it has always been like a thorn in my heart, can I ask you?" ”

I took two steps forward and kicked him in the ass!

He didn't hide, he jumped up with his butt covered, and screamed; "Brother You, tap it!" I saw that his attitude was okay, so I smiled and scolded and asked, "If you have a fart, let it go, do you want to trick me again?" ”

Speaking of routines, what does Li Shan, a bastard, do, it is necessary to say.

Immortal jumping, he and his girlfriend Xiao Hammer play this play to make money, these two are typical men and women in the new era, rent a single room rental house of one hundred and eighteen, no windows, the kind with old newspapers on the walls, and never cook themselves, just go to the restaurant, and the two of them spend all the money when they have it.

The philosophy of life of these two people is one word: mixing. Moonlight clan, say this youth, you have to go dashing and sprinkled once, have your own romance, obediently save money to work in the factory, 9 to 5, house slaves and car slaves, they are all big idiots!

The fairy jumped, and the two of them were familiar with the routine.

The routine is also old, several mobile phones, playing Momo, WeChat shake, willing to take the bait, chat, to trick to the hotel, he said, that is chivalrous righteousness! Robbing the rich and helping the poor, can a man who can shake his sister outside and make a date, can he be a good person?

Most of those groups who make appointments are those bad-hearted, well-dressed stinky white-collar workers, who generally go to the hotel, pull down the dignified black suit and tie, just like a small hammer for his beauty like a flower, move their hands and feet, thinking that they have picked up a big bargain, and rush in to slaughter him, increase his memory, and let him treat the mother-in-law at home well in the future.

To tell the truth, Li Shan's mouth is powerful, and it is the first time I have seen fraud and blackmail so fresh and refined.

After coming to my tattoo, his big mouth can speak, people are also bold and simple, boasting to each other, the two of us know each other, I don't think he is the kind of bad person, I persuaded him to take his girlfriend to live a good life, these days he is also a little conscious, saying that he is twenty-five, it should be a man's responsibility, and now the goal is also big, I feel that the transfer, but not the right business, want to climb Zhang Tianba's big tree.

I laughed and scolded, "You kid, are you tricking me again, don't count your immortal jumping paths, it's useless!" ”

"How can that? No one dares to trick you. ”

He whispered in a stingy voice, with a look of being beaten by the turtle grandson, and told me about what he had encountered, and his face became a little gloomy.

"Let's get down to business, after that incident happened in the tattoo exhibition, some people didn't believe in evil, saying that Guan Gong's murder in the bathhouse was bragging, and he must have drowned, so he was a purple-haired gangster, wearing a nose ring in a stream, and showed off a tattoo to me on the spot, Guan Gong riding a dragon, and it was still Guan Gong's eyes open, and he was very arrogant to say that this was all feudal superstition, and he had nothing to do, that is, he simply drowned."

I know he's muttering to himself.

Now many people are bold, but they don't believe in evil, and they also tattoo these taboos, some people have accidents, and some people have nothing at all, so he is naturally a little suspicious.

I smiled and said, "Those pictures that don't have an accident, it is very likely that their pictures are all imaginary, they don't really invite God to the body, they are tattooed by ordinary tattoo artists, just a figure, not our old tattoo masters, I don't know the rules and real tattoo techniques, I don't have real skills, I can't tattoo Shen Yun, I don't really invite God, how can there be reactions and taboos." ”

Li Shan understood in the blink of an eye.

Just like going to the temple to ask the monk for a talisman to open the light, you can also buy a talisman by setting up a street stall, but can the effect be the same? It's not the same.

If a person who is not in the industry and does not understand the yin and yang has an effect, then where do we put the faces of those of us who have studied for so many years? But I have to say that those who do yin are all evil, those gods and Taoist priests are uneven, some people only pretend to be gods and deceive people, and some people are really capable, mainly relying on word of mouth.

That's because of this, if it's really like I said, it's a tattoo artist's ghost, the person who opened the eyes of the tattoo Guan Gong is definitely not simple, the master of the tattoo line, open the eyes of the picture, let the picture change after a while, too much to test the skill of entering the ink and the depth of the needle.

I was talking seriously, an elegant and beautiful woman stepped on the sky, and walked in, "Cheng You, you kid is eloquent, as soon as you come in, I heard that you are engaged in pyramid schemes, who are you fooling?" ”

When I first entered the store, I was stunned, and Li Shan next to me was also dumbfounded.

This woman is so beautiful!

Like a big star entering the house, the whole tattoo parlor feels a lot brighter, carrying a crocodile leather bag, a gust of fragrant wind blowing, wearing red high heels with a height of nearly one meter and eight, the model figure, long legs and black stockings, sexy and pure, I still have to look up at her, and the return rate is absolutely 100% when I walk down the street.

In the past, Zhao Xiaoliu was beautiful and dressed up in high school, but she also had some rustic taste, but now, at first glance, she is an elegant lady of high society.

I stood up, hurriedly greeted me, and said with a smile, "Zhao Xiaoliu! Are you not? I can't recognize it after all these years, but now I have become like a big star, I am still in the city after so many years, and I don't contact a few old classmates in our city. ”

"Don't be close, who wants to contact you guys?"

Zhao Xiaoliu snorted.

She didn't speak with her bag on her shoulder, and after looking at the tattoo parlor, she looked at me with disgust and said, "I heard Qianqian talk about you, and at that time I thought you were doing a lot of business now?" It turns out that he opened this broken tattoo parlor and specialized in tattooing this kind of second-rate gangster? It's a miserable mix, isn't it? ”

When she said this, she glared at Li Shan in peculiarity.

Li Shan looked at her with a face, and immediately became unconvinced, and scolded, "What's the use of a woman no matter how beautiful she is, a stinky vase, dressed up in a famous brand, and it's not for people to ride, you don't know what kind of good goods it is, it turns out to be a periphery, right?" Accompanied by a large amount of money, it is up to you? It's a man who cheats me, if the business involves a woman, it's a naked loan, you are determined to take the bait, and you will have a good shot! ”

I hurriedly grabbed Li Shan.

Zhao Xiaoliu glanced at Li Shan with disdain, and said arrogantly, "Little yellow hair!" You are the one who does the periphery, the whole family is the one who does the periphery, even if it is a vase, my sister is a woman you can't afford to play, you know? Do you know who you can't mess with? Believe it or not, I'll kill you in minutes! ”

Li Shan was stunned all of a sudden, holding back his red face and not saying a word.

He is more or less a social person, he has been working for so many years, he knows that it is useless to have blood and energy, he is also particular about jumping immortals, if you want to see who starts, you will find middle-level white-collar workers in society with no background, who can't afford to provoke him understands, he understands these things better than ordinary people, what Zhao Xiaoliu said is afraid of the truth, and now Zhao Xiaoliu hasn't seen him for all these years, it's really awesome and coaxing.

I saw that the two of them were about to do it, and hurriedly said Li Shan, don't you have anything to do, hurry up and get busy.

Li Shan knew that I was helping him, so he hurriedly agreed, and didn't dare to brag anymore, so he hurriedly walked out of the tattoo parlor.

"Virtue!"

Zhao Xiaoliu scolded, sat down on the small bench with his bag proudly, and said in a weird manner, "Me and you, a whole bag, let's look at the face of the old classmate and give you a piece of advice, don't associate with this kind of indiscreet people all day long, people must have a social circle, deal with this kind of social garbage all day long, you will never be able to squeeze into the upper class." ”

As soon as she said this condescending sentence, I was angry.