Chapter 3 Good King, No Problem King
The old demon of Montenegro was greatly stimulated at this time, and the whole demon collapsed and squatted on the ground, grabbing his hair with both heads, and muttered in his mouth: "What's the matter?" What's going on? I obviously robbed the marriage of the first beauty in the Qin Kingdom! I confirmed it again and again before the marriage robbery, that's right! Could it be that beautiful women will not be transgendered!? Or, am I mistaken? ”
The old demon of Montenegro is beginning to doubt the world! He looked at the "bride" with disbelief in his eyes, but he couldn't figure out how the number one beauty in the Qin Kingdom could become a man!
The "bride" put down the teacup, looked at the old demon of Montenegro, and said leisurely: "You did rob the marriage of the first beauty of the Qin Kingdom, that's right." ”
"That'...... That...... That...... You ......" The old demon of Montenegro walked up to the "bride" and stretched out his hand to point at the "bride", and he couldn't say a word.
"Tsk!" The "bride" impatiently brushed away the hand that the old demon of Montenegro pointed to him, and said, "However, you are unlucky to rob the marriage." I was stunned by my stepmother, stuffed into this sedan chair, and became the surrogate marriage of the first beauty in Qin. ”
The old demon of Montenegro felt that his world had collapsed and asked, "What...... What's going on? ”
It turned out that this "bride" was named Li Yuebai, and she was the half-brother of the first beauty in the Qin Kingdom. When she was young, her mother died in an accident, and later her father continued to marry her current stepmother. The stepmother gave birth to a daughter, who is now the first beauty in the Qin Kingdom.
People say that a mother is more expensive than a son, but this stepmother is a mother and a daughter. Because of her daughter who is the first beauty of the Qin country, she is very attentive to the sons of various clans, and they all want to marry the first beauty of the Qin country into their own mansion.
Later, the first beauty of Qin was taken by a son of the royal family of Qin, so she was forced to marry her as a concubine. This was a good thing for a day, but unfortunately this son was the first gentleman in the Qin Kingdom, and he was not dedicated to his feelings, and he often sank into the land of fireworks and willows.
Although Li Yuebai's stepmother was unwilling to marry her daughter to him, she had no choice but that the sons of other clans did not dare to provoke the gentleman, so no one dared to come out to fight for this first beauty.
Seeing that the wedding date was approaching, the mother thought about it and finally thought of this immoral method. Li Yuebai was stunned with medicine, then changed into a wedding dress, and sent it into a sedan chair to replace the first beauty of the Qin State to marry the first gentleman of the Qin State.
After listening to Li Yuebai's story, the old demon of Montenegro came to his senses and exclaimed: "Damn!" The green tendons on his forehead burst out, and he pulled up Li Yuebai's arm and said angrily: "In this case, Lao Tzu will send you back and exchange the first beauty of the Qin State back." ”
Li Yuebai looked at the angry old demon of Montenegro like an idiot, pulled out his arm, sneered with a little disdain, and said: "Don't dream, they don't know where to flee now, and you are looking for it in vain." ”
"That's not going to work!" The old demon of Montenegro said angrily: "Lao Tzu must not suffer this loss!" ”
Li Yuebai only cared about drinking tea by herself, and didn't look at the old demon of the Black Mountain who was already smoking.
The old demon of Montenegro was really angry.
He was originally a dryad, and at the moment he was full of energy, and it was a torch that curled up from his head with puffs of white smoke.
Li Yuebai smelled a smell of burnt wood, and thought something was burning. was about to ask the old demon of Montenegro, but when he turned around, he saw the head of the old demon of Montenegro with smoke, and he couldn't help but widen his eyes, pointed to the head of the old demon of Montenegro, and wondered: "What's the matter with your head?" ”
The old demon of Montenegro didn't care too much, and what made Li Yuebai even more unexpected was that he only used his sleeve to fan casually, and the cigarette above his head was fanned.
Li Yuebai was so impressed that she couldn't help but give a thumbs up, admiring the heat resistance of the old demon of Montenegro. The old demon of Montenegro pulled Li Yuebai up and said that he would take him away if he said anything.
"I advise you not to waste your efforts." Li Yuebai said without being salty, but he didn't get up either, because he didn't want to leave here.
The old demon of Montenegro didn't follow, dragged Li Yuebai, and said: "You get up for me, Lao Tzu doesn't raise idlers here!" Lao Tzu must exchange your sister back! ”
Li Yuebai sneered again, pulled away the arm of the old demon of the Black Mountain, and said, "Don't you know that we humans have a saying that it is easy to invite God and difficult to send God?" ”
"What do you mean?" The old demon of Montenegro sank his face and felt that something was wrong with this matter.
Li Yuebai glanced at the old demon of the Black Mountain, and sat back in Fang Cai's position, although he was elegant and upright, he had a rogue smell. The corners of his mouth were hooked, and he said leisurely: "I was going to marry into the royal family, but I was intercepted by you halfway." Those royal relatives who want to save face must think that at this moment, even if I go back, I will be beaten to death by them. ”
"What about my family, my stepmother and the first beauty of the Qin Kingdom are afraid that there is no trace of them now, and that kind of home, I have long been inappropriate to be a family, if it weren't for my father's fertility, I would have cut off contact with my family a long time ago." Speaking of this, he couldn't help but sigh faintly, and continued:
"But it's okay now, my stepmother will stun me and marry on my behalf, and my father doesn't care about it, helping to abuse me. As for me, I will take this generation as a repayment for his nurturing grace in the past 20 years. ”
Speaking of this, Li Yuebai looked at the old demon of Montenegro: "So ......"
"So?" The old demon of Montenegro repeated Li Yuebai's words blankly.
Li Yuebai raised her thin eyebrows, with a smile full of calculation, and said, "So, I found that you are not bad here, so I decided to live here." ”
"Heh, are you trying to occupy the magpie's nest? Aren't you afraid that I will kill you? The old demon of Montenegro pretended to threaten fiercely.
was threatened by the old demon of Montenegro, but Li Yuebai was not scared like ordinary people. While tapping his fingers rhythmically on the table, he said calmly: "If you dare to decide to live here, will you be afraid that you will not succeed?" The voice was very lazy, and he didn't put the old demon of Montenegro, who was still a bit famous, in his eyes.
"You!" The old demon of Montenegro was angry, and he just had a murderous intention, and he wanted to kill this little white face who didn't know what to do, but he was shocked to find that he actually had an extra Taoist demon suppression talisman on his body!!
only heard Li Yuebai snap his fingers lightly, and the demon talisman exploded on the old demon of Black Mountain.
The old demon of Montenegro was so frightened that he immediately withdrew his hand, covered his chest with both hands, and took a few steps back, like a little daughter-in-law who had been bullied, with a frightened look on his face: "How can you do this?" ”
Li Yuebai still said in that unusually lazy and charming voice: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, I once studied art in a famous immortal family, but I was kicked out because of some bad habits." Although he is not a celebrity, it is more than enough to deal with you, a little tree demon. ”
"So, you should know how to do it?"
Looking at Li Yuebai's evil smile on his face, the old demon of Montenegro really dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak! I couldn't help beating my chest, looking up at the sky, my face was full of grief and indignation, and I almost looked up to the sky and roared.
But I can only cry in my heart: I laughed at Long Er's blindness a moment ago, and brought a man back to be my daughter-in-law. Now I not only robbed the man, but also the ancestor of the Xianmen! Oh my God, your retribution is coming too fast! Long Da, take me away!
Li Yuebai was on the side, watching the exaggerated one-man show of the old demon of Montenegro with relish. After a while, he joked: "Are you unconvinced?" ”
The old demon of Montenegro immediately retracted his sad and indignant expression, and said with a forced smile: "Obey, not only the heart, but also the mouth!" ”
Li Yuebai chuckled lightly, smiling very evilly, "But I can't see that you are convinced." ”
The old demon of Montenegro smiled and said, "Then what do you want me to say?" ”
Li Yue's white eyes were like Su, her voice was full of charm, and she hooked her fingers and said, "Come here, please me!" ”
The old demon of Montenegro just showed a trace of reluctance, but saw another demon suppression talisman that appeared in Li Yuebai's hand, which was formed by spiritual power and was bubbling with blue flames. Under coercion, he had to abandon all his pride, his legs were weak, he knelt on the ground, showed a flattering dog-legged smile, and said with tears in his laughter:
"Okay King, no problem King!"
Therefore, what happened to the old demon of Montenegro tells us a very simple truth: if you don't die, you won't die.
On Ryuuji's side, the man he brought back was still unconscious.
Although Ryuuji said that his brain was a little short-circuited, he really didn't have anything to say to his daughter-in-law.
I was worried that the little daughter-in-law who had been found with great difficulty was injured in any way, so I examined his whole body.
Nothing is wrong with it!
I was afraid that this little daughter-in-law would have suffered any internal injuries, so I took the pulse of his anger.
It's okay too!
I was afraid that this little daughter-in-law would be in some evil, so I measured it with my spirit.
Still fine!
"My daughter-in-law has been asleep for most of the day, why haven't I woken up yet!" Ryuuji couldn't help it, his silky hair was scratched like a chicken nest, and he still didn't understand why his daughter-in-law didn't wake up.
Ryuuji, who really had nothing to do, suddenly remembered the old demon of the Black Mountain on the mountain next door. Suddenly, he patted his head, like an initiation, and said to himself: "Yes, Heiwa is proficient in medical science, he will definitely be able to find out what is wrong with his daughter-in-law." ”
Finding a clue, Ryuuji is no longer nervous. He didn't even have time to fix his hair, so he turned into a dragon and flew to the top of the old demon of Montenegro. As soon as he saw the cave of the old demon of Montenegro, he couldn't wait to shout:
"Black baby, black baby! Come out quickly, I have something important to look for you! Black baby! ”
At this moment, in the cave of the old demon of Montenegro, Li Yuebai was half-lying on the bed, looking at the old demon of Montenegro kneeling on top of him with a pair of charming eyes. When the two were about to take the next step, they heard Ryuuji's shouts outside, and Li Yuebai suddenly broke his skills and laughed out loud without any image.
"Hahahaha...... Black Baby...... Hahahaha...... Is he calling you? ”
was laughed at by Li Yuebai like this, although the atmosphere that was finally created was suddenly gone, but the old demon of Montenegro did not get angry because of this, but as if he had come to a savior, he quickly got up from Li Yuebai. While putting on his shoes, he said:
"That's a little ancestor outside, I have to hurry up to see him, or the little ancestor will burn down the forest on my mountain!"
"Oh~ really?" Li Yuebai is the kind of charming voice again, and she also stretches the tail note extremely long.
The old demon of Montenegro keenly sniffed out the danger, quickly turned his head, and saw Li Yuebai holding his cheek with one hand at the moment, raising his thin eyebrows slightly, and looking like he was hiding a knife in his smile, so he immediately flattered him and said, "My lord, may I ask, can I go out?" ”
When he was in the church, Li Yuebai listened to the old demon of Black Mountain scolding Long Er of the dog day, and also heard the little demon say that Long Er burned his own forest. Now that I think about it, it should be the one outside.
The corners of Li Yuebai's lips twitched, and she said, "Since you are a little ancestor who can't be provoked, you should deal with it first." ”
With the grace of the "king", after the old demon of Montenegro bowed three times and knocked nine times, he hurriedly dressed up and ran out, for fear that if he neglected the little ancestor, his own forest would suffer again.
Out of the door, the old demon of Montenegro cried with joy, hugged Ryuuji, and shouted: "Ryuuji, you are my life-saving benefactor!" As soon as the words came out, he immediately covered his mouth and looked behind him cautiously, for fear that the living king of the cave would hear this. Then he lowered his voice and said:
"Ryuuji, do you have any extra houses on that hill? I want to move to your place! ”
Long Er looked at the two lines of tears of the old demon of Montenegro, and smiled stupidly: "Heiwa, I haven't seen you for a while, why are you crying like this?" Is your daughter-in-law not good-looking? ”
The voice was not deliberately concealed at all, so frightened that the old demon of Montenegro covered Long Er's mouth, and hurriedly made a silent gesture, and said with a crying voice: "Ancestor, grandpa, your voice is quieter, there is a yaksha in there, I can't afford to offend!" It doesn't matter what you're looking for me for now, let's go to your mountain first. ”
Although Ryuuji didn't know why, he quickly nodded when he thought that his daughter-in-law was still asleep. Before the old demon of Montenegro could react, Long Er turned into a dragon form, picked up the old demon of Montenegro in one mouthful, and flew towards his own mountain.
To be honest, Ryuuji is used to flying clouds and fog, but he has never tried manned flight. In this short distance, the old demon of Montenegro was made dizzy by him, and he vomited nonstop, just like airsickness.
When he arrived at the destination, the old demon of Montenegro hurriedly got off the dragon and held on to a big stone and vomited incessantly.