Chapter 2 Grab a beauty and come back to be a daughter-in-law
The old demon of Montenegro was so angry that he wanted to laugh, you are stupid, you can't find a daughter-in-law, and you blame me for not teaching well. But he didn't say it, and he didn't dare to say it, he was afraid that after he said it, Ryuuji would immediately set fire to the mountain again. So he could only pretend to be smiling and asked Ryuuji:
"And what are you going to do?"
"I want a daughter-in-law." Ryuuji said with a frowning face, although he looked like a child, his expression was extremely serious.
"Change the requirements!" The old demon of Montenegro felt that this request was very difficult, and with Ryuuji's brain, he was afraid that if he taught him for another two hundred years, he would not be able to marry a daughter-in-law.
"Then don't get married." Ryuuji really changed his request.
"I'd better find you a daughter-in-law." The old demon of Montenegro smiled angrily, his daughter-in-law is the number one beauty in the Qin Kingdom! Don't let him get married? Joke!
The old demon of Montenegro took Ryuji down the mountain, and wanted to find a random woman, so he tied it back and married Ryuuji. Anyway, Long Er's brain is not good, so it's just a fool's errand.
Halfway through, Ryuuji asked the old demon of Montenegro how his daughter-in-law came from? The old demon of Montenegro said truthfully: "Robbed it." ”
Ryuuji frowned and looked at the old demon of Black Mountain, his face full of disgust.
Long Da once told him that marriage is based on love, can the snatched wife have love?
The old demon of Montenegro turned around twice with his eyes, and said to Ryuuji with a malicious smile: "Of course there is, have you forgotten those scripts I showed you?" ”
"Script?" Long Er thought about it in his mind, there was indeed a marriage robbery in those scripts, and after the marriage robbery, the two lived happily together. Then he asked half-incredulously:
"If you rob a marriage, you can really grab a daughter-in-law who really loves me and I really like it?"
"Of course!" The old demon of Montenegro swore and said: "But the premise is that if you like your daughter-in-law, your daughter-in-law will truly love you!" ”
"Good!" After saying that, Ryuuji turned into a black dragon and flew into the sky.
Looking at Long Er who flew away, the corners of the old demon of Montenegro twitched for a while, and said, "It's so easy to cheat away?" I didn't come in person if I knew about it. At the same time, he sighed that Ryuuji was really easy to deceive, so easy to believe the nonsense he made up! I don't want to think about it, the people who can rob each other in the book are the two who like each other, but they are forced to marry others, so there is a kiss.
Ryuji turned into a dragon and flew in the sky, looking around, he wanted to find a suitable target, and then snatched it back directly, got married, and went to the cave room!
Long Er flew for a long time, and finally found his target at the vegetable market entrance in the capital of Qin.
The man was tied to a wooden altar, and many people were kneeling in front of the altar around him, and there was a man dressed as a Taoist priest, wearing a yellow Taoist robe, and chanting words while doing so.
Long Er pricked up his ears and listened to the Taoist priest say in a strange manner: "The disaster that came from heaven is because this scourge has done something against the will of heaven, and the heavens are angry, so the plague is sent down as punishment. ”
"Today, if we burn this scourge to death, and Heaven will feel our sincerity, it will be relieved. Burn this scourge! ”
After the Taoist priest finished speaking, the kneeling people echoed one after another, raised their fists and shouted angrily: "Burn him!" Burn him! The hideous faces made Ryuuji feel that the altar on this altar didn't look like a scourge, but more like their father-killing enemy.
There were already three men dressed as officers and soldiers, carrying torches to the altar, apparently lighting a fire.
Ryuuji looked at the man on the altar, who was born white and beautiful, and looked extraordinarily beautiful, so he decided that it was him. I also heard the Taoist priest say that this beautiful man was used to sacrifice to the heavens, so he was full of joy and thought: "Sacrifice to the heavens is also for me."
It can be seen that the man who looks like an officer and soldier set the altar on fire, and shouted anxiously: "Don't burn it, I want her to be a daughter-in-law, if she is cooked, who will make me a daughter-in-law!" ”
But those people couldn't hear his words. Seeing that the fire on the altar was getting bigger and bigger, Ryuuji was in a hurry, took a deep breath, and when he exhaled again, it was a mouth full of water. As soon as Ryuuji shook his head, the water he spat turned into rain and extinguished the fire on the altar.
Ryuuji leaned down, grabbed the man on the altar, and flicked the dragon's tail again and flew away.
It was the first time for the people to see the scene of the real dragon descending to earth, and the people kneeling on the ground were all stunned, and even the rain forgot to hide.
Those sick people lying on the ground had a little more complexion after the rain! After a while, someone shouted, "I'm well!" I'm cured! ”
At this time, everyone reacted, this is the manifestation of the gods! Hurry up and take the bowl, take the bowl, and take the basin one after another, and receive this spiritual rain from God to eliminate all diseases.
In fact, it was not rain that fell on Long Er, but his saliva, commonly known as ambergris. Ambergris heals all diseases, so those who have the plague will recover.
The old demon of Montenegro waited for a long time, but he didn't see Ryuuji come back, so he planned to go back to the cave room first.
Just about to turn around, he saw Ryuuji holding a person in his arms, and Ryuuji himself had a happy expression on his face. couldn't help but be surprised: "Could it be that these two goods really grabbed their daughter-in-law?" ”
But when the old demon of Montenegro saw the person in Long Er's arms clearly, he was stunned at first, then slapped his legs and laughed wildly, laughing so much that his stomach was sore, and he pointed at Long Er and said, "Long Er, Long Er, you are really not an ordinary two." ”
Ryuuji was puzzled and asked the old demon of Montenegro, "What's wrong?" ”
The old demon of Montenegro was about to speak, but thinking that if it was exposed, Long Er would definitely disturb his good deeds again, so he put away his laughter, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said, "It's okay, it's okay, this is the daughter-in-law you snatched back?" ”
"Well, it's a beautiful daughter-in-law!" Ryuuji proudly showed off his victory.
The old demon of Montenegro looked at the sleeping person in Long Er's arms, nodded and agreed: "Well, it's beautiful, it's beautiful!" ”
The person in Ryuuji's arms is indeed very beautiful, and the old demon of Montenegro admits that so far, he has never seen such a beautiful beauty. patted Long Er on the shoulder and said, "Now, you have also found a daughter-in-law, so, can I continue to get married?" ”
Ryuuji said with joy in his heart: "Yes, yes! Thank you, I'm getting married, too. ”
Long Erhuan happily hugged his wife home, and the old demon of Montenegro also returned to the cave house with a relieved and spring face. He must be the first to share the funny things that happened today with his daughter-in-law who he snatched.
The old demon of Montenegro was in an extremely happy mood, and even the flowers and trees on his mountain felt it. Walking past the bald mountains that were burned by Ryuuji, with a slight turn of his finger, countless flowers and plants were reborn from the ashes. The small hill has become lush again.
After returning to the cave, the little demons gathered around one after another and shouted, "King and King, has Long Er on the next mountain been solved?" ”
The old demon of Montenegro knocked on the head of the little demon who asked questions, and his smile seemed to be coated with honey, so sweet that he was greasy, and said, "Complete solution!" Madame? Have you been treated? ”
"Don't worry, Madame is waiting for you in the wedding room." The little demon said happily.
The old demon of Montenegro was satisfied, and asked again: "Madame didn't cry or make trouble?" ”
The little demon hurriedly said: "No, Madam is obedient!" ”
"That's good! Wait for this king to be in the cave room tonight, and add a little king to you next year! The old demon of Montenegro put on a festive wedding dress, raised his legs and walked towards the wedding room.
The little demons gathered behind the buttocks of the old demon of Montenegro, and the mountain shouted: "The king rises!" The king is mighty! ”
Entering the wedding room, the bride who was snatched by the old demon of Montenegro was sitting on the marriage bed at the moment. Quiet and upright, a pair of white and slender jade hands were obediently stacked on their thighs, waiting for their husband to cover them in the palm of their hands.
With just his hands, the old demon of Montenegro couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and said quietly: "This is really a big beauty!" ”
Hungry, confused, and didn't look at the big feet that appeared and disappeared under the skirt, and answered shyly.
The old demon of Montenegro cleared his throat and pretended to be gentle: "There are some things to deal with for the husband, so Mrs. has been waiting for a long time." After speaking, he raised his eyes and quietly glanced towards the bride, wanting to see the bride's reaction.
The bride sat upright on the bed, not making a sound or making any movements. If it weren't for the heaving of his chest with his breathing, the old demon of Montenegro would really think that the person sitting on the bed was a wooden puppet.
"Since the lady doesn't speak, then the husband doesn't mind as the wife." The old demon of Montenegro still maintained an elegant demeanor, and walked to the bride after speaking.
With one hand, he picked up the scale pole next to him and picked it up towards the red hijab.
The hijab was lifted little by little, and the heart of the old demon of Montenegro was pounding!
The hijab was picked up to the bride's lips, and the heart of the old demon in Montenegro also jumped to his throat.
The hijab touched the tip of the bride's nose, and the heart of the old demon of Montenegro also jumped to the throat.
The hijab picked the bride's eyelashes, and the heart of the old demon of Montenegro also jumped into his mouth.
The hijab was picked up on the top of the bride's head, and the heart of the old demon of Montenegro was swallowed back into his chest with a mouthful of saliva, and he was fluttering wildly.
The little mountain is far away with affectionate eyebrows, butterflies flutter and tender eyelashes, a tall nose like a jade carving, and ruddy lips like the cherries that the old demon of Montenegro likes to eat.
"Hiss!" The old demon of Montenegro couldn't help but wipe his saliva, and said with a foolish smile on his face: "Daughter-in-law, you are so beautiful!" At this moment, he has completely left behind the image of gentleness that he desperately wants to maintain.
This daughter-in-law is really beautiful, dressed in wedding dresses, and delicate makeup, which makes her a little more delicate and charming than the daughter-in-law of Ryuji on the mountain next door!
The corners of the bride's mouth were slightly hooked, her eyelashes were gently raised, and a pair of beautiful Danfeng eyes looked at the handsome and fair face of the old demon of Montenegro, lightly opened her cherry lips, and said slowly: "Have you seen enough?" ”
However, because of this sound, immersed in the beauty of his daughter-in-law, the old demon of Montenegro, who couldn't extricate himself, had his brain as if he had been hit by five thunders, his fair face was even paler, and the whole person was completely lost! Hue! Finish!
"Husband...... Madam...... You...... Yours...... The voice ...... "The old demon of Montenegro organized his own language with difficulty.
But the bride raised her foot, stepped on the marriage bed, supported her knees with one hand, supported her chin with her fingers, raised her thin eyebrows lightly, showed a wicked and crazy smile, and said, "My voice is very normal." ”
This look, how can there be a little bit of everyone's beautiful appearance!? A completely cynical young master!
Only then did the old demon of Montenegro react, reflexively jumped back more than a foot, pointed at the bride, and trembled uncontrollably: "You...... You...... You...... You're a man! ”
Seeing the timid appearance of the old demon in Montenegro, the "bride" sneered and got up from the marriage bed. He didn't pay attention to the old demon of Montenegro, and he didn't run away, but walked straight to the table, poured himself a cup of tea, and moistened his throat.
When the tea was drunk, the "bride" said, "Yes, I'm a man." ”