Chapter 1 Ryuji is going to get married
Ryuji wanted to get married, so he went to his eldest brother Long Da and said, "Brother, I want to get married and have a daughter-in-law." ”
Long Dayi, who was looking down at the book, heard his younger brother say this, and immediately raised his head, looked at Long Er with surprise in his eyes, his eyes shone with joy, and nodded: "Okay!" Brother, I'm going to arrange it for you! After speaking, he ran out like a gust of wind, as if he wanted to give Long Er a blind date, marry a wife, have children, and serve home in one stop.
The reason why Long Da is so happy is because their family has a total of nine brothers. And although these nine dragons are beautiful and the best in the world, they ...... It's all singles.
There is no other reason, just because the brothers Jiujo have read too much of the world's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law's ethical words, and they are a little resistant to marriage, so no one dares to take the lead in tasting the ointment.
Now this Long Er can't bear the loneliness and wants to marry a daughter-in-law as his companion, Long Nature is willing to use him as a guinea pig.
Long Da has big hands and eyes, and soon arranged many marriageable and beautiful girls for Long Er to choose from. Of course, he is not like the emperor in the world who chooses a concubine and stands for Ryuji to see, and whether it is suitable or not depends on his eyes.
Long Da feels that two people live a life, and feelings are a necessary foundation. So, let Ryuuji spend some time with those girls, and then make his own decisions.
However, a few days later, Long Er, with a face of lip prints, found Long Da aggrievedly, and said with a sad face: "Brother, those girls are so terrible, they, they despise me!" ”
Long Er's appearance, Long Da was dumbfounded, and hurriedly asked Long Er what was going on? Wasn't it nice when we first met?
It turns out that Ryuuji doesn't know how to get along with girls, so for convenience, he brings all the girls together at once. Then, in order to show themselves in front of Ryuuji, the girls tried their best one by one to win the favor of this handsome guy.
As the saying goes, three women in one play, not to mention that Long Er gathered no less than thirty women at one time, this good show is naturally extremely exciting!
Even Ryuuji didn't know what was going on, so those girls made a noise, and then kissed and gnawed around him. This posture can scare Ryuuji, who has never been through a man or woman, and he ran to Ryuda for help with a roll.
After listening to Long Da, it was also the first two big. Not to mention Ryuuji, even he himself has never experienced anything between men and women, and there are even a pitiful female mosquitoes around him, how can he understand a girl's heart?
Long Er cried and chirped, and seeing that his eldest brother had no choice, he sniffed, flicked his sleeves, and secretly made up his mind, and said, "Brother, I want to find my daughter-in-law by myself, I want to find someone who can communicate with me and truly love me." ”
Is this saying that his own arrangement is unreliable? Long Da said depressed in his heart, but looking at his younger brother's little appearance of being greatly wronged, Long Da didn't think that his arrangement was really reliable. He nodded his head and said in a tone of encouragement:
"Okay, brother promises you, you will go to find your own heart-to-heart and love you, brother is optimistic about you! However, my brother will only give you five years, and if you can't find the person you like within five years, you must choose one of those women to be your daughter-in-law! ”
Long Da said this, Long Er was very unhappy, with a bitter face, his mouth was full, his eyes were full of grievances, and he said faintly: "Brother, if you can't find a daughter-in-law, is it okay not to choose among them?" ”
Long Da shook his head and said, "No." ”
"Why?" Ryuuji's eyebrows were furrowed into a pimple, obviously dissatisfied with Ryuda's categorical refusal.
"Because you said that you wanted a daughter-in-law, my brother's words were released, saying that my second brother wanted to marry a daughter-in-law. If you don't marry, won't your brother and I become empty talkers who talk about others? Long Da raised his eyebrows.
Long Er snorted out of his nose in a huff, Long Da thought that his younger brother would say something grandiose, but he saw Long Er raise his head, with a proud appearance, and said: "Five years is too little, I want ten years!" ”
The corners of Long Da's mouth twitched, and his brows trembled slightly, this younger brother really didn't disappoint him, and he never said anything serious! I forced two words out of my teeth: "Do!" Dream! ”
In this way, Long Er took the agreement with Long Da, and what Long Er didn't know, Long Da and Long 3456789 looked at the guinea pig, went to the human world, and began a journey to find his daughter-in-law.
In a blink of an eye, it has been two years since Ryuuji came to the human world, and his daughter-in-law has not even had a hair, but she has become a demon king in the mountains. Of course, it only occupies one mountain.
There is also a demon king living on the mountain next to Ryuuji, called the old demon of Black Mountain, who moved in shortly after Ryuji came to the human world.
Ryuuji knew that the body of the old demon of Montenegro was a tree, and before it became a sperm, it was regarded as a marriage tree by infatuated men and women, and hung his good wishes for love on the body of the old demon of Montenegro, in order to pray for a happy love. Therefore, no one knows more about this kind of thing than the old demon of Montenegro.
Therefore, Ryuuji often goes to the mountain of the old demon of Montenegro to ask for advice from the old demon of Montenegro what pure love is and how to pursue love.
The old demon of Montenegro is very annoying to Long Er, because Long Er Lao calls him Heiwa, and he obviously has a very nice name, called Yushu Linfeng! Reluctantly warned Long Er many times, although Long Er praised his name for being good, he still called him Heiwa in the end.
The old demon of Montenegro swore that if he hadn't been able to defeat Ryuuji, he would definitely not tolerate Ryuuji insulting him like this! But there is no way, who let Long Er be a dragon, the old demon of Montenegro is a tree, Long Er spits out a mouthful of fire, and the old demon of Montenegro is going to slap his ass and scream.
Unable to withstand Ryuuji's soft grinding and hard bubble coercion and temptation, the old demon of Montenegro told Ryuji a lot of love stories he knew, and even analyzed the story of what he thought was true love to Ryuuji.
Speaking of example, the old demon of Montenegro didn't want to sacrifice himself to this idiot Long Er who lacked a string in his brain, so he wanted to take Long Er down the mountain to find true love in the brothel of the Qinglou in the world.
The old demon of Montenegro said that a lot of poignant love is born here.
Ryuuji believed the nonsense of the old demon of Black Mountain.
However, as soon as he saw those women scratching their heads and squeezing their eyebrows and making their eyes, they were extremely kitsch, which made the unpleasant pictures that Ryuuji had experienced instantly fill his mind. Since then, Ryuuji has rejected such a place, and it has also made the old demon of Montenegro disappointed.
The old demon of Montenegro laughed at Ryuuji, "Just like you, still looking for a daughter-in-law?" Hehe! ”
Ryuuji wanted to fight the old demon of Montenegro, but he felt that if he beat the old demon of Montenegro, no one would teach him how to pursue love, so he sprayed fire on the ass of the old demon of Montenegro as punishment.
The old demon of Montenegro jumped to his feet again and again, slapped his buttocks, and scolded Long Er for unloading and killing the donkey.
On this day, Long Er was lying on the bed arguing with Zhou Gong. A burst of extremely cheerful and festive music drifted from the next hill, so noisy that he had to send away Zhou Gong, who was blowing in the sky, sat up from the bed with a confused face, and looked in the direction from which the sound came.
That's the mountain of the old demon of Montenegro.
Ryuuji frowned with a pair of thin eyebrows, and his head was still a little unable to turn. It wasn't until the music stopped that Ryuuji reacted, it was the joy of marriage! Ryuuji suddenly came to his senses, and after putting on his clothes indiscriminately, he ran to the top of the old demon of Black Mountain.
The mountain of the old demon of Montenegro is not as deserted as the mountain of Ryuji, and there are many beautiful and beautiful little girls on the mountain of the old demon of Montenegro, but they are all kinds of flower spirits and grass spirits, or lonely souls and wild ghosts, and there is no human being anyway.
The mountain of the old demon of Montenegro from the foot of the mountain to the cave of the old demon of Montenegro is a joyful red, which makes Ryuuji more and more puzzled the more he looks. On the way, I asked Miss Mountain Spirit, and I found out that it was the old demon of Montenegro who got married!
As soon as Long Er heard this, he immediately exploded, and he was very angry! "Heiwa, you didn't even tell me when you got married!" said that good friends will go together for a lifetime, whoever gets off the list first is a dog, this old demon of Montenegro is so unrighteous! actually left him to get married first!
Ryuuji was so angry that he breathed fire and burned a small piece of wood at the head of the old demon mountain in Montenegro, scaring away a group of little demons.
The old demon of Montenegro, who was happy on the day of the big day, heard the little demon under his command report in a panic, saying that his own forest was burned by the dragon who was hit by a thousand knives, and he was so angry that he scolded: "Dog day and dragon two." "It's even the tongue that comes out!
Fortunately, after worshipping the church, the daughter-in-law couldn't run. The old demon of Montenegro asked his little demon to take the bride to the wedding room, and when he cleaned up the bad guy and good deeds, he would go to the cave room with the bride.
When the old demon of Montenegro arrived, Ryuuji was still breathing fire, and two more groves were scolded. The old demon of Montenegro was angry, and secretly scolded in his heart: What kind of evil did Lao Tzu create, why did he provoke their dragon clan!
One hand turned into a tree vine and wrapped Ryuuji's fire-breathing mouth around it.
The fire couldn't erupt, and Ryuuji's mouth was swollen, so he had to turn into a human form, pouting and looking at the old demon of the Black Mountain aggrievedly, and two wisps of black smoke came out of Ryuuji's mouth.
Looking at the ruined mountain, the old demon of Montenegro was so angry that he slammed his fist on Long Er's head and scolded: "Lao Tzu got married, how did you celebrate Lao Tzu?" Don't say that you want to bless Lao Tzu's life to be prosperous! Shandu has burned you bald! ”
With tears in his eyes, Long Er covered his head that had been knocked out of a big bag, completely ignoring the top of the mountain that he burned to the ground, and opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Not bald!" ”
Long Er still dared to stiffen his mouth, the old demon of Montenegro was even more angry, raised his fist and was about to fight again, Long Er hurriedly hugged his head and accused the old demon of Montenegro aggrievedly:
"You are not righteous, you didn't teach me to marry a daughter-in-law, but you got married first, liar! Bastard! Blind the name of your marriage tree! "After that, I want to breathe fire again.
Seeing that Long Er was about to breathe fire, the old demon of Montenegro hurriedly hugged Long Er and shouted: "Brother, don't spray it again, if you spray it again, my house will burn you!" ”
Ryuji said angrily: "Call grandpa!" ”
The old demon of Montenegro obediently shouted: "Grandpa." ”
Long Er said angrily again: "Call the ancestor!" ”
The old demon of Montenegro still shouted obediently: "Ancestor! Don't talk about ancestors, you can be my old man, as long as you don't breathe fire, okay? ”
Long Er puffed out his mouth, held a mouthful of fire in his mouth, and said vaguely: "No, it's all because you don't teach well, I can't find a daughter-in-law, I'm angry!" Spitfire! ”