Chapter Ninety-Six: Accompanying the Burial Ground Immortals
Ermaozi's father, basically crawled in, crawled in front of his grandfather's eyes, how long did snot and tears flow, begging grandpa to let his hometown go.
"Let's go back! If you can spare your little life, go back and steal the fun! Grandpa said coldly: "On the land of the Bai family, no one dares to wear the Bai family's blindfold openly, you are the first." ”
"I know it's wrong! I beg you, those two people are relatives of my hometown, this tiger died in my place, what kind of thing is this! Ermaozi's father cried.
"Humph! Relatives who can't be beaten by eight poles! Grandpa said, "Otherwise, you would be reluctant to let them die." ”
"Get out! I'm too lazy to ink with you, otherwise you'll stay here too, and I'll prepare one more coffin. ”
"That..." Ermaozi's father turned his head to look at the two coffins and said, "Then I'll come to fetch the coffin tonight." ”
"No, are you old and confused, go back and throw the trench in a slippery manner, the coffin of the Bai family is not prepared for them, get out!" Grandpa turned around and leaned against the door, smoking a dry cigarette and stopped talking.
"This far dead person can't be transported back, and the corpse can't stink!" Ermaozi's father knelt there dumbfounded!
After dinner, Wenbao lay on the windowsill and looked at the two coffins in a daze!
"You said that this person can't die, and he won't give people a coffin." Wen Bao said: "On this blockbuster, apart from the Bai family, where else can there be coffins sold. ”
"I heard that in the first ten years or so, a coffin maker came to the town and opened a shop, and within a few days he found that all the dead people who used his coffin had come alive and ran back."
"I heard that it was a stroll all over the street, and I was scared to death, and the next day the coffin shop ran away."
"Huh! Your wife is out. Wenbao shouted.
"What's the fried cat, what's strange about him going out." I lay in bed too lazy to move, muttering about the day.
"I mean, did your wife go out and drag those two dead people?" Wen Bao shouted: "Didn't the corpses of the dead people before be dragged back by your wife, what kind of corpse oil do you practice?" ”
As soon as I heard Wen Bao say this, I jumped up all of a sudden, and pulled Wen Bao out.
I trotted all the way to Ermaozi's house, I didn't see the ghost wife, but the yard of Ermaozi's house was in chaos!
The two of them lay side by side on the planks in the yard, and there were several yellow skins in front of and behind them.
"What's the show?" Wen Bao leaned up with a wicked smile and said, "Uncle Maozi, why did you let a few old yellow skins run all over the ground." ”
"You're blind! Yes with the Blind Pestle (a small creature that lives in the north and likes to burrow, so named because its eyes are as small as the eye of a needle). ”
I stepped forward and dragged Wen Bao over and scolded: "Those are all earth immortals who have become essences, what do you want to touch." ”
"Ancestor help! For the sake of you and Ermaozi playing a game, save my old bones! "Ermaozi's father ran with the top handle, and the beads of sweat jumped.
"Uncle Maozi, this incense brother died in your house, and you don't want people to make trouble in the hall." I shrugged my shoulders and said, "You keep playing, I'm leaving." ”
"You don't really care, do you?" Wen Bao asked: "This old person, look at it for a while, the card will be stuck in the head!" ”
"You know a yarn, don't knock cucumber seeds if you don't know it!" I scolded: "Those little yellow skins don't dare to hurt people's lives, let them play, and give the old man a little memory." ”
"Didn't I come back and go to see the corpse?" Wenbao muttered.
"Look a fart!" I said, "Just rely on the two of us to watch it!" I didn't even look at Guchan's ghostly shadow. ”
"Go back and guard the door of the ghost girl, you can block them accurately."
"Hey, a general is incompetent and tired to death!" Wen Bao said with emotion: "I followed your coffin young master to toss blindly. ”
"When I think about it this time, I haven't done anything to make people look good!"
"Get out! Look at your finch skeleton, it's not a good bird, and it's not all up to you to prevent me if I can't do it. As he spoke, a gust of wind blew by.
"Let's go, I should get it back!" I grabbed Wenbao and ran home.
ran to the house, there was no one in the yard, so I spread Wenbao and went directly to the ghost girl's house.
No, the ghost mother was lying quietly in the coffin, apparently asleep.
Since my father's death, I have been deliberately not meeting the ghost mother, and I feel very guilty, and I don't know what to say to the ghost mother.
Seeing that the ghost girl fell asleep, I didn't bother, and the bird came out quietly.
I waited until midnight, and I didn't see Guchan come back, and Wenbao and I couldn't stay up and fell asleep.
The next day, it didn't seem that anything had happened, so I sent Wenbao to secretly go to the courtyard of Ermaozi's house to take a look, the two dead people were still standing up, and they were probably waiting for their families to come.
I didn't see the shadow of Gu Chan, but the ghost and the yellow blind man were busy in the yard and were very happy.
It's killing chickens again, and it's a paper tie-up person, and it's all over the yard with chicken feather paper foam.
"Looks like we've got chicken again in the evening." Wenbao's face was full of greed.
"Humph! You will know how to eat. The ghost said, "I'm afraid you won't even smell like a fart when it's your turn to eat." ”
I was busy until the evening, and I counted seven chickens and forty-nine little yellow paper figures that I had killed, and I didn't have to think about it to know that it was for my father.
After dinner, the sky was numb and black, and Gu Chan's big body was sandwiched under one arm, "Plop plop!" Throw it on the ground, and the two of Ermaozi's family will die.
"Here we go!" The ghost girl pushed the door and walked out, this is the first time since the death of her father, the ghost girl has come out of the house.
Bent down and pressed her hand against the core of the two dead heads, the ghost girl frowned and said, "This cultivation is a bit shallow, I'm afraid that Qishan won't be seen." ”
"It's long enough, if it weren't for that Ermao Daddy, I wouldn't be able to stare at it!" Grandpa said: "There is a little urine in front of me, and I am running away, and I have no place to find it." ”
In front of the yin wooden coffin, the grandfather took the lead in kneeling down with incense.
Seven dead chickens were stripped of their hair and thrown into the wooden coffin, and after a while, they heard "fluttering and fluttering!" "It's snapping.
Hearing the sound, Gu Chan threw forty-nine yellow paper figures into it, and for a while it sounded like a pot was boiling, and it was so noisy!
"I sent seven yin chickens to Qishan, and forty-nine little boys, and I am getting him two big houses." Grandpa said: "One lives by himself, and the other lives for these yin servants, but it can also be comfortable." ”
"Hmm!" The ghost girl said: "This incense is not easy to find, when your eyes are numb, I will get you two firsts to use, and when you burn Sanqi, I will get you a few more and save them." ”
What? How many more do you want to save? Why don't you take the whole dead seriously!
"Chengzu, you don't have to think about it." Grandpa said: "One person died in our Bai family, and it was going to be buried with seven people." ”
"Even if you are willing to accompany the burial, it is not uncommon, if you can accompany my Bai family to the funeral, it must be a hall of incense and a place of immortals."
"Guchan, tell the ghosts to start!"
I saw the ghost and the yellow blind man one by one, dragging the dead man and woman in and throwing them on the ground.
"Gu Chan, send that woman over first." Grandpa said.
Gu Chan walked over, carried the body of the woman in the tank, rushed upside down and threw it into the wooden coffin.
The strange thing is that the woman's body did not fall into it, but rushed down with a big head and was suspended there.
A big hand stretched out from the coffin, grabbed the corpse's hair and slowly pulled it downward, seeing that the woman's brain was torn off, revealing a bloodstained skull, and the blood "Wow!" "All at once it poured out.
As the scalp was torn off, white shadows sprang out one by one on the top of the female corpse's head, twisted and grabbed by the big hand.
"Guchan is energetic!" The ghost lady said: "Look at such a hall, none of the earth immortals have run away. ”
Seeing that there was no longer a white shadow above the female corpse's head, Gu Chan directly dragged the female corpse out, "Bang!" "All at once he threw it into the yard.
Then he picked up the man's corpse again, rushed down with his big head, and went into the pestle again.
I couldn't take it anymore, so I stood up and shouted, "Next time you do such a disgusting thing, it's best not to pull me over." "Whoever turns is going to run out.
But before I could run out of two steps, I just felt that I was dragged by a cold big hand, and I fell directly to the ground...