Chapter Ninety-Five: The Great God of the Northeast
"Not to mention, this drum is beating strangely." Wen Bao whispered: "This woman seems to have smoked the sheep pole wind, epilepsy!" ā
"Don't bumble, just stop watching." I whispered: "Look at this posture, Ermao's father is here for our old Bai family." ā
"If they really make up something, grandpa won't let them out of the village."
The woman's body trembled even more, and the bell in her waist writhed with the woman's writhing. The direct sound.
When the male helper saw it, he opened his mouth and sang, "The sun is setting and the sky is dark, every household closes the door, only one door is not closed, and the gongs and drums are invited to the gods..."
"Holy! This is also sung. Wen Bao muttered: "If you don't run away, you won't be able to find the tune when you cry for a while!" ā
"Holy! Why is this still a pig calling? ā
The woman's mouth "Whoop!" It sounded like a shell wolf pig called for food.
The man stopped singing and shouted to Ermaozi's father: "The Black God is here, and the owner is invited to add belly to Tim." ā
When Ermaozi's father heard this, he ran to the ground of the outhouse, scooped a piece of water from the pig food pot and scooped up the swill, with a sour smell, and handed it over.
The woman took the water scoop and said, "Boom!" I drank it in one gulp, and my mouth kept clicking.
"This woman is really eating, no wonder she is so fat!" Wenbao said.
After a shake, the black god was gone, and the woman gradually stopped.
It made her panic, and before she could breathe evenly, the woman began to throb again.
This time it's amazing, the head is shaking, and the hair is shaking "pop!" The whole body followed the straight beating, with the chair under the buttocks all over the room in a circle.
Wen Bao stared at the little eyes and stood up with a wicked smile on his face: "Damn!" Not to mention that there are really two brushes, which are as if they have been flushed. ā
"Young Master Coffin, tell me why her neck is so long and strong, and she keeps shaking like this."
I didn't take care of him, looking at the woman possessed by the gods, she was really a dignified person, but it was a pity that she was about to fold on the Bai family's land!
Suddenly, the woman didn't move, her mouth open, and she didn't speak.
"Hurry up and bring the fried rolls, Huang Xian is here, I want to serve the fried rolls!" The male helper greeted Ermaozi's father.
Ermaozi's father took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket and handed it over with a smile on his face.
No way! This cigarette was smoked one after another, and after a while, a box of cigarettes puffed in, and the smoke in the room was choking!
"It's a bit of a slanting tingle." Wen Bao shouted: "It's all caught up with the old smoking guns of the Republic of China." ā
After the woman finished puffing up her cigarette, she calmed down, opened her eyes and asked, "I am a tabloid horse in the hall, why am I inviting God today?" ā
"For my son!" Ermaozi's father glanced at me and said, "My son has been dead for almost a year, but two days ago I saw him wandering around the village." ā
"I just want to ask the great god, how did my son die, do you want to say anything?"
The goddess glanced at the money under the fragrant rice bowl, and opened her mouth to sing, "The flat dan is long and the flat dan is wide, and it is bent at both ends on the shoulder, if you want to know about the underworld, the silver is not enough to pass the pass..."
When the father heard this, he hurriedly pulled out a few 100-yuan tickets from his pocket and pressed them under the fragrant rice bowl.
"Holy! Da Se will make so much money in this meeting, this goddess deserves to be Ao! Wen Bao shouted with small eyes.
"Why don't you go and try jumping and see if someone gives you money?" I glared at Wen Bao fiercely.
As soon as I saw that the owner had added money, the goddess became energetic, and began to tremble again, this time it was even hairier, and the whole chair was staggered!
Suddenly, he stopped chattering, "Whew! The mouth panted.
The soldiers said again, the goddess fox fairy upper body, hurry up to the whole (ha, it's liquor) to moisten the throat!
This Ermaozi and his father ran to the windowsill of the outhouse to get a bottle of Lao Baigan, this goddess is "Goo Dong Goo Dong!" "Tilt your neck and slam your head.
"Holy! This drinking posture is the same as that of a yellow blind man! Wen Bao muttered: "What a god, this yellow soup can still be drunk like this!" ā
After a breath, the goddess threw the wine bottle on the ground with a raised hand, yawned a few times and sang: "There is a saline-alkali land in front of the house, and a big flat river behind the house.
When the father heard this, he hurriedly stepped forward and reported the eight characters of Ermaozi's birthday.
When the goddess heard this, she shook her head and shook her head, and was about to speak with her mouth open, when suddenly her eyes widened as if she had pricked her ass with a needle, "Wow! With a bang, he rushed out of the door!
Before everyone could grind back, they heard "Bang Dang!" Suddenly, the goddess's head slammed against the doorframe, and she fell to the door.
The male helper hurriedly went up to Zhou, and saw the goddess "Whoa!" There is foam in the mouth, and there is only gas!
"Not good!" I stepped forward and grabbed the man, dragged him and ran out.
The woman died, and the man was about to look, and I hurried to send him out.
Who knew that the man didn't appreciate it, so he desperately shook off my pull and threw himself on the goddess with a fierce scream.
I was so anxious that I stomped my foot and shouted at Ermaozi's father: "You hurt someone, where did you get it and send it?" ā
Ermao's father was also frightened, and the old man "plopped!" "All at once he knelt down for me.
"Young Master of the Bai family, I beg you to let them go, this is the person I invited back from the pimple in my hometown!"
The old man shouted, "If something happens to me, the people of the old family will have to eat me!" ā
"Well deserved!" Wen Bao shouted: "Dare to fight against the Bai family, I think you are old and confused!" ā
"That's it!" I interrupted Wenbao and said, "Send them away in a slippery way, maybe you can live like that." ā
Before the words fell, the tall and thin man "Ah! With a bang, I lay on the body of the goddess and didn't move!
No way! Dute was deflated, stretched out her hand to push away Ermaozi's father, and turned around and walked back.
"No, let's go?" Wen Bao chased after him and asked, "Then you have to see how lively it will be!" ā
"Heartless thing, two big living people are under their noses, if you say no, it's gone, do you still have the leisure to watch the excitement?"
I scolded: "I like to watch the excitement of the dead, go to the crematorium to live, and see the dead to play." ā
Running back home, my grandfather glanced at me, pointed to the two white stubble coffins in the yard and said, "It's just right to come back, color the coffins." ā
After speaking, he squinted with his hands behind his back and raised his neck to look at the sky, looking leisurely.
"Iā" was about to ask what was going on with those two people, when Grandpa waved his hand and turned around and went back to the house.
With a wistful sigh, he and Wenbao began to tinker with paint and color the coffin.
"You said that this man just died, and the coffin here was prepared!" Wen Bao said: "It's crazy to think about it! ā
"Think about Ermaozi and his father, what are you doing with all that uselessness, don't you add to the tiger's mouth to fix these two people!"
"Humph! It's good not to get him in on his own. "I" boom! He threw away the paint box in his hand, and he was upset.
"No, I have to ask grandpa, this tiger will kill people if he doesn't look good, it's not a problem!" After saying that, he turned around and ran to his grandfather's room.
When I entered the house, before I could speak, my grandfather waved his hand and asked me, "Which eye did you see that I killed someone?" ā
"You think the coffin was for him? They don't deserve it yet. ā
Hearing my grandfather say that, I had a bad taste, yes! These two people are not our pimples at all, and the coffin outside is really not prepared for them.
"That'sā" I pointed to the coffin in the courtyard, meaning why there was another dead man?
"No one is dead, it's for your father." Grandpa said.
"What?" Grandpa's words had no beginning or end, and I was confused when I heard it.
"Send two of them to him, then you can't prepare a guy to pretend?" Grandpa said, "Tomorrow night, I'll burn it for your father."
"No, that's to say, these two people are still killed by our Bai family!" I shouted, "I don't understand, can our Bai family not harm people?" ā
"Humph! Those who died in the hands of the Bai family deserve to die! Look, this damn thing is coming. After that, I pushed it away, turned around and walked towards the yard...