"Ah Si, you are handsome and honest, and now in this society, there are not many good young people like you."

"Don't spend it here, Lao Zhang can stay alone, let's disperse!" Shi Mochi dragged He Chunchun out, he really couldn't listen to her hypocritical remarks.

"Hey, you don't care about your big brother?"

"Big brother is in charge, come home with me."

When I passed through the corridor, there were a few handsome men wearing black sunglasses passing by.

"Wow! Are all of your guys so cool? Like the underworld, what about your grandfather? Does it have the demeanor of a king? The kind of big brother? Wearing a Chinese-style robe, wearing Buddhist beads around his neck, and shaved his head, he wears a pair of sunglasses everywhere he goes, and he is accompanied by many younger brothers wearing big gold chains. ”

“…… My grandfather was a retired soldier, not a triad, and not a big drug lord. ”

"Haha, I thought the big guys were like this, just like in the TV series."

After that, Shi Mochi didn't answer her words, it was really spicy.

When I got home, as soon as I opened the door, a bald chicken flew out of my face.

"Cluck! Giggle! ”

Shi Mochi thought that after this period of time, his psychological endurance was enough, but he didn't expect He Chunchun to limit his imagination.

It's really a chicken feather everywhere you go.

In just half a day, the house seemed to be invaded by creatures, and the air was mixed with a suffocating gas mixed with chicken feces and fish, and the ground was full of bald chickens.

From the door to the living room, birds and beasts, sand and rocks are everywhere along the way.

In the kitchen, the fish that jumped over the gantry had tumbled and was motionless.

Shi Mochi's face was unusually pale, but his heart was surging with qi and blood, if there was a blood pressure monitor now, he would definitely blow it up.

"Yu Chunchun, you really can! If there's anything else to do, come along! ”

She laughed awkwardly, "That, you definitely don't look like you when you drink, look at this little face." ”

She reached out to touch it, but was hit in mid-air by Shi Mochi.

"Oh, don't be angry! My hands are red from you. ”

"Isn't that chicken cute? The fat ones must be very nutritious, or I'll stew you chicken soup to drink! ”

"Giggle--" The bald chicken suddenly flew into the middle of the two, startling He Chunchun, and when he closed his eyes, he was beaten indiscriminately, "Don't come here, I'm afraid of chickens, I'm afraid of chickens, save me!" ”

However, the chicken was frightened by He Chunchun, and directly sprayed Shi Mochi's face......

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Shi Mochi touched the indescribable foul-smelling viscous liquid, "Yu, pure, pure!" ”

He Chunchun hugged his head: "I was wrong, I was wrong, don't hit me!" ”

Shi Mochi pointed at her fiercely with a trembling hand, took a breath, and entered the bathroom.

He really had the heart to kill her.

He Chunchun's face was full of guilt, and he wanted to make up for it quickly, but the room was chaotic, and there was no way to start, and the chicken was still stubbornly flying all over the ground.

"Dead bald chicken, today is either you dead or I live, I don't believe I can't cure you."

He Chunchun was determined to seize the source of this scourge.

As soon as Shi Mochi turned on the faucet and put his head underneath, he heard a sharp rooster crow, and reflexively straightened up.

"Ahh

Looking at himself with an embarrassed face in the mirror, Shi Mochi slammed the mirror heavily, "I really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes before I met that little scourge spirit!" ”

As soon as he opened the door, he saw He Chunchun chasing the chicken all over the house, and the chicken buttocks were bald again.

"Cluck, cluck!"

"Stop!"

"Huh? Come over and help, the chickens won't understand you! ”

“…… I'm telling you to stop! ”

He Chunchun was stunned by that roar, and immediately stopped obediently, and explained aggrievedly: "That chicken is running too fast, I can't catch it." ”

"You stand there for me, don't move!"

Shi Mochi took out his mobile phone, and after a while, someone knocked on the door.

Three big men with big shoulders and round waists wearing sweatshirts and vests were at the door: "Sir, it's the porter you called in 85.com, right?" ”

"Yes, move the chickens we have here, and the fish, and those, and those!" Shi Mochi almost pointed at He Chunchun.

Three big men: "......"

"Sir, we are moving furniture, not catching traitors or chickens."

"Double the salary."

The three big men made eye contact with each other.

"Triple as much!"

The three big men immediately agreed: "!" ”

Shi Mochi and He Chunchun sat on the sofa without touching their feet, staring directly at the work of several big brothers.

A big brother: "Mr. and Miss, your pet is quite special, this big broiler chicken and fat fish are delicious!" ”

Another big brother: "Excuse me, are your pet chickens and pet fish crazy?" ”

Shi Mochi: "It's someone in the family who just ran out of the mental hospital!" ”

He Chunchun quietly pointed at Shi Mochi to them, then pointed to his head and shook his head, and several people immediately understood.

"Ah, yes, sir, watch your health, I'm sure you'll get better someday."

"I, you, you misunderstood, I'm not ......"

"Well, absolutely not, that, it's all packed up, let's go! Miss, remember triple the salary! ”

"I ...... I'm not mentally ill! Shi Mochi was about to spurt out a mouthful of old blood.

He Chunchun smiled and leaned back together, his feet kept swinging, "Hahahaha, looking for a porter to catch chickens, I'm not lightly ill." ”