Chapter 37: When the Devil, When the Bastard......
Shi Mochi looked like an angry little daughter-in-law, puffing up, not moving for a long time, He Chunchun naturally played the role of coaxing people, and pinched his face without fear of death, "Be happy, don't be angry, good." ”
Shi Mochi looked at her with jealousy and hatred.
"Are you hungry? Why don't I cook for you? Anyway, I'm also a culinary major, and although I have hung up eight courses, I still have two qualifications. ”
"You, give, I, stand, to, that, side, wall, corner, go!"
He Chunchun was stunned, "What the hell? You're still corporal punishment! What's wrong with me? Don't I just want to learn a few tricks from Mama Li? Now that school is about to start, I have to retake the make-up exam! Many of my classmates graduated after two years of study, and I studied for three years and failed several subjects. Even if you don't sympathize with me, you don't need to fall into the trap, right? ”
Shi Mochi really didn't understand why it was obviously her fault, it was obviously she who made the house into a miasma, and when she said it, it seemed that he was too demanding of her, as if she didn't tear down the house It was already a great gift.
"Your mouth that is unreasonable and fierce is really not in vain!"
He Chunchun smiled and touched his nose wrapped in gauze, "No, no, low-key, low-key." ”
"Stand over there!"
"You ......" Shi Mochi's almost corpse-like face, no matter how fat she was, she didn't dare not listen, so she swallowed the six words "people are really hard to get along with" into her stomach, and stood in the corner of the wall.
"Don't lean against the wall!"
He Chunchun immediately straightened up, several times more fierce than their homeroom teacher "Horse God".
The head teacher's surname is Ma, his name is Ma Dahua, and he is rustic, so he has to force everyone to call him what horse god is, and what is the abbreviation of Ma surname kitchen god.
Within half a moment, a gurgling sound sounded in the quiet space, and He Chunchun's stomach was really angry, screaming so loudly.
"Alas! Hungry! ”
"When the devil, when the bastard, a middle-aged virgin in his thirties, if you don't have sex, you will be angry with me, bastard, inhumane......"
"What did you say?"
"Ahh He Chunchun's three souls and seven spirits were about to be scared out, "Don't you have a sound when you walk?" ”
"Do you know what I'm telling you to stand here?"
"Uh...... Reflect on your mistakes. ”
"The consciousness is still quite high, let's talk about it!"
"I ......" He Chunchun really didn't want to give in, she told herself, just to save her life, "I shouldn't be unable to kill fish, shouldn't I be unable to catch chickens, and shouldn't mess up your home, okay?" ”
"You won't be allowed to go into the kitchen in the future."
He Chunchun was like a deflated balloon: "Okay." ”
"Then come and eat!"
“…… Okay, huh? When did you cook? ”
Can he eat it?
Shi Mochi secretly raised the corners of his mouth, this trick was used by his grandfather when he was 6 years old, and it is still applicable to this day!
"Frozen dumplings, eat them!"
"What the hell is this?"
"Pork green onions."
He Chunchun took a bite and couldn't wait to look at it with a microscope, "This is not pure lean meat!" Why are you still fat? She said as she pulled out.
Shi Mochi really obeyed her, she could find trouble for anything, if she was at her grandfather's house, with her performance, she would definitely have to starve her for three days and three nights plus help wash the dishes for a month.
"Don't eat out!"
"Eat, eat, don't let people comment on it? Freedom of speech is a fundamental right of citizens. ”
Although it was a little difficult to swallow, He Chunchun still ate it, and he could bend and stretch! Whoever let her "cheap" live a life, she has to hold back if she has a "princess disease".