Chapter 062: The Ability to Corrupt Quickly
Zhao Xingyue answered a phone call, turned her head and ran out, someone should have sent her something.
Just as the two were discussing how to deal with the clown and forcing him to show up, they suddenly heard a burst of applause from outside.
"Smack, smack, smack!" Then I heard a sentence: "It's so touching, brotherhood is deep, Shi is stronger than Jin, oh, forgive me for being low in culture, I don't know if the words I used are right, hehe." ”
As soon as he heard this tone, Li Zifeng was like a great enemy, and he directly reached out to his waist, took out the demon sheep dagger, and glared at the comer.
This person was wearing a black windbreaker, a black mask on his face, a pair of round-framed sunglasses, and a gentleman's hat on his head.
"Oh, don't be afraid, is this a dream interpreter?" This person is definitely a clown, he has seen arrogance, but he has never seen such arrogance, he sat down with a big grin, and saw Li Zifeng and Chao Qingfeng staring at him stiffly, so he was stunned and said: "Don't be afraid, I'm a customer, sit down." ”
The two looked at each other and sat across from the clown, who was so tightly wrapped that it was impossible to see what he looked like.
Li Zifeng said coldly: "I was still thinking about how to find you, but I didn't expect you to send it to the door first, it's too long?" ”
"Huh?" The clown was stunned, his head tilted very mechanically, stretched out his right index finger, and nodded towards the void, "Yes, Li Zifeng, Li Zifeng, you are so smart, I really think my life is long, what should I do?" ”
Li Zifeng doesn't have so many twists and turns, he is a straight temper, and he is about to rush up when he hears this, Chao Qingfeng pressed Li Zifeng's shoulder and said with a smile: "The person who comes is a guest, are you here to interpret dreams, or are you here to catch ghosts?" ”
"Huh? Ghosts? I'm so scared, where is it? The clown folded his arms around his chest, twisted left and right, frightened, and smiled after a while: "I'm afraid of ghosts, let's stop catching ghosts, let's interpret dreams, I have a dream, I want to know the answer, do you think it's okay?" ”
As soon as he said this, Li Zifeng roared: "No! "I'm about to rush out when I'm done, the demon sheep dagger is already hungry and thirsty, and he can drink blood at any time!
Zhao Xingyue suddenly came back from outside, still carrying a small iron cage in her hand, there was a beige little milk cat in the cage, which should have been bought online, and it was delivered directly to the door locally.
In this process, the clown sat in place, not moving, and when the dagger was about to stab him on the forehead, he was still sitting in place, with a smile on his face, calmly, seeing that the dagger was about to pierce in, Chao Qingfeng suddenly grabbed Li Zifeng and pulled him back.
"Gone?" The clown spread out his hands, as if he felt very bored, and turned around to pick up the cat cage that Zhao Xingyue had dropped on the ground.
mentioned in mid-air, stretched his head to the edge of the cat cage, stared at the beige little milk cat inside, and smiled: "Look at it, how cute it is, just like you." In the latter sentence, the clown stared at Li Zifeng and said.
Li Zifeng was angry, but Chao Qingfeng felt that it was not that simple, the clown dared to stick out his head to the door, would he have two brushes? Don't be impulsive.
The clown opened the iron cage, carefully took out the kitten with one hand, stroked the kitten's back over and over again, the kitten was very comfortable, snoring in his palm, just when the kitten slowly closed his eyes, and was about to fall asleep, the clown's right hand stretched out into his mouth through the mask and bit off the glove with his teeth.
A pair of palms full of wrinkled skin and tumors, like the back of a toad, were exposed in front of everyone, Zhao Xingyue retreated in fright, and Chao Qingfeng took the opportunity to signal her to leave quickly.
"Ugh." The clown sighed, with the palm full of wrinkled skin and tumors, gently stroked the kitten, when his palm just touched the kitten, the kitten did not have time to react, the body melted quickly, just a moment of effort, only a pile of bones remained, the posture still remained the same as when he was asleep.
The clown put his gloves back on, held up his left hand, stared at the cat bone, and exclaimed, "Look, how beautiful, it's like a medieval work of art, wow, it's fascinating." ”
After finishing speaking, the clown gently put the cat bone on Li Zifeng's desk, and said with a smile: "I gave it to you, it can be regarded as a meeting gift." ”
Li Zifeng was shocked, fortunately Chao Qingfeng grabbed him just now, otherwise, it would not be a cat bone on the desk, but his own bones.
Even if he has a strong ability to regenerate and heal, he is not worth mentioning in the face of the Joker's powerful corrosive ability. The two are well aware that they are no match for the Joker at all.
"Hehe, why is your face so stiff? I'm a customer, come to spend money, don't be afraid. The clown leaned back and lifted Erlang's legs.
Chao Qingfeng said: "Okay, if you have any dreams, you say, I'll help you solve them." ”
Li Zifeng got up and closed the door of the store, and at the same time put up a sign at the door - temporarily closed!
The clown shook his head, as if recalling the dream, and at the end, he whispered: "I probably went back to my school days, yes, I would go to school very early every week, and one day, after I arrived at school first, I felt too bored, so I sat at the mouth of the river embankment, by the way, you know the river tibie?" I'm rural, hehe, don't laugh at me. ”
"No, you go on." Chao Qingfeng Road.
"At that time, I was chasing a girl, I seemed to have chased it, and I didn't seem to have chased it, she was our class flower! It's very beautiful, she smiles, and there are two small dimples on her face, which is very beautiful! The clown was immersed in the smile of the class flower back then, and couldn't extricate himself.
The two did not dare to interrupt his fantasies, so they had to wait quietly.
"I left the school and sat at the mouth of the river, no, I was lying at the mouth of the river, and then I saw her father, riding an electric car, taking her down the river embankment and taking her to school. She sat in the back and saw me, and smiled at me, it was so beautiful, and the two deep dimples on her face were really beautiful. ”
"Oh, no, no, I said it wrong, my dream, the beginning is not the content, this is the middle part, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please let me say it again." The clown waved his hands again and again, shook his head and shook his head, like a crazy person, dancing with his hands.
"At that time, I was still in elementary school, yes, elementary school, I used two cents, at a grandmother on the side of the road to touch the prize, as a result, I touched the first prize, rewarded a pistol, hahaha, it's really amazing, but it's a pity, that pistol has no bullets, I, just go to buy bullets, at the commissary at the school gate, I asked the boss if there were any bullets, the boss handed me a box of fireworks, said this can be used as a bullet, I try, no, can't kill people."