"I couldn't help it, so I left, and then my old cousin's house dug a well, and three bullets were dug out of the well, and I loaded it into the gun, hehe, just right, oh yes, I forgot to say, my revolver can hold six bullets, but three bullets are fine."

"Okay, now back to middle school, the girl's dad took her to school, and I, too, but suddenly found out that we weren't in the same school anymore, but that's fine, after all, when I killed someone, it wasn't good for her to see it, right?" When he said this, the clown grinned, but Li Zifeng and Chao Qingfeng saw it in their eyes, and only felt that this was a person with extremely distorted psychology in front of him, and his life must not be normal!

"But, after I went to school, I found that I was late, and the class was full of people, well, there were people in front and behind, and I had no place to sit, so I sat in the first row, and as a result, there were several bullies in the class who often beat me, and one of them didn't have a seat, so what should I do? There's no way, I'm so bullied, he just sat on my lap, pressed my leg numb, and I smiled and said it's okay, just like now, laughing very happily. ”

"The teacher let his big color TV at home,Moved to the classroom,Show us a movie,It's going to be very lively,A lot of people are watching,I'm used to touching my pocket,Eh,I found that the gun I bought was missing,There are still a few packs of spicy strips and pots in it,I thought,Where do I put my bag? After a while......" At this point, the clown patted his head and said, "Oh, I remember, I put it in the last row, I'm not sure if I put it myself or someone else stole it, anyway, my bag appeared there, do you think it's strange?" ”

Li Zifeng and Chao Qingfeng glanced at each other and did not say a word.

"As for me, I'll go to the last row, and before I leave, I said to my cousin next to me, if they dare to hit me, you can use your submachine gun and kill them all, okay? My cousin nodded and said okay, big brother, don't worry. My cousin is very timid, more timid than me, hee-hee. Then, I went to the back row, and when I saw the seven or eight people who often beat me, there was a pack of open pots on the desk, and there were also half-packs of spicy noodles on the other desks, and my heart tightened, and I knew that my bag had been opened. ”

But I ignored them, and I began to rummage through my bag in the drawer, and when I found it, I saw that it was empty, and at this time, a person who often beat me asked me with a smile, "Did I lose my bag?" What's in the bag? ”

"I didn't intend to ignore him, but as a result, he slapped me with his backhand and said, just like a bird, and with a gun, what kind of thing are you, what about this week's money?"

When the clown said this, he paused, was silent for a moment, and then sighed again and spread his hands, "No way, I'll tell them, you can eat snacks, give me the gun." ”

"Then one of the other bullies who often beat me up suddenly stood up straight, still holding my revolver in his hand, and pointed it at my head and shouted, "If you want a gun, you dare to take a gun!"

"Boom! Boom! Boom! The clown compared his right hand to a pistol, pointed at his forehead, fired three shots in a row, his head also fell back three times in a row, and then spread his hands and said, "I was shot three times by him, I was lying on the ground, I was so scared, I held my head, it hurt, it hurts." As he said this, the clown was also covering his head, swaying from side to side, as if he really had a splitting headache.

"But I've always been conscious, I feel as if I'm not dead yet, at this time my cousin rushed over, yes, it's the coward who is more timid than me, hehe, he took a submachine gun, killed all the bullies in the last row, his stomach was rotten, his intestines fell to the ground, and his head was full of guns, hahaha, so happy." After the clown finished speaking, he stood up directly, danced with his hands, and took care of himself.

Li Zifeng swallowed and foamed, and said in his heart that this clown must be a psychopath, or a psychopath!

Chao Qingfeng whispered, "This is your dream?" ”

The clown came back to his senses and nodded, "Yes, I heard that if you want to interpret your dream in detail, you need the blood of the customer?" You just don't know my blood, do you dare to ask for it? ”

"Don't dare." Chao Qingfeng directly refused.

Li Zifeng said: "You don't need blood, you can still interpret dreams." ”

The clown happily leaned over, his head was almost on Li Zifeng's face, and asked in a low voice, "Really?" The tone was cute like a cute and sensible little boy.

Li Zifeng moved back and said: "China is a country that bans guns, so from a realistic point of view, the dreams you have are illogical and chaotic, but the dreams are all reflections of your subconscious, but you don't know it." ”

The clown was stunned and clapped his hands again and again, "It's good, it's good, it's good, go on." As he spoke, the clown got up and poured himself a glass of water, but did not drink it.

Li Zifeng said again: "Let's talk about your girlfriend first, according to the meaning of your dream, you should have chased it, but in the end it didn't come together, but it can be seen from the refraction of your dream that you have no regrets." ”

"That's right, that girl is married and has two children, she is very happy, and I am very happy, continue."

Li Zifeng said again: "Besides, you were sitting on top of you by a bully, in your dream, you are sure that the bully who bullied you sat on your lap, right?" The clown nodded, and Li Zifeng said again: "This shows that he often bullies you, you are cowardly, and you don't dare to resist, so he can sit on your lap, and you have to endure it, and then say one thing about you losing your gun." ”

"You can't remember when your bag ran to the back row and you lost your gun, which should mean that you lost something when you were a student, and the person who stole your thing must have been a bully who bullied you. You lost a gun, and from the refraction of the dream, this is an important thing, indicating that you also lost an important thing when you were a student. ”

The clown nodded again and said, "I lost it, I have a small screwdriver at home, it is very precious, it is my father's usual use, I secretly took it to school, but it was stolen, but fortunately, I stole it back when school came out, hehe." But I was beaten up by them because of it. ”

"You were shot, but your cousin took a gun and killed all those bullies, they died miserably, if my guess is correct, you don't have a cousin at all, or rather, your cousin didn't go to school with you at all, that's your psychological refraction, it was you later, killed them, they died miserably, otherwise your dreams wouldn't have developed to this point."