575 Urine Leakage Fengyou Town Shoufu (2nd Shift)
Although I wanted to refute it, looking at the IQ of the person in front of me, it was probably no different from the previous expulsions, they were all in single digits, and it was estimated that the explanation was useless, so Dafeng simply didn't want to say anything, but just asked: "Do you know where the Admiral is?" ”
"Admiral, I don't know." Ligan shook his head, then lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "But our family's admiral is a little wrong, if there is nothing important, it is better to go to him less." ”
"Mao ...... Defect? Dafeng was suddenly shocked.
"yes, every time he sees me, he lifts my skirt, saying that he wants to check if I'm wearing panties, do you think there's something wrong with that? I don't even dare to talk to him about the transformation now, alas. ”
This one...... It seems to be a little scary.
Dafeng couldn't help but be taken aback, what kind of inspection of underwear, it was obviously taking the opportunity to be rude, it seemed that he was still a vicious admiral, and he had to be careful, but then he thought that he was wearing safety pants, even if his skirt was lifted, it shouldn't be a big deal...... Thinking about it like this, she suddenly felt a lot more at ease.
Subsequently, in order to avoid continuing to be called by Tone's volunteers, Dafeng took advantage of the fact that the other party did not notice him, and quickly left the neighborhood that was being renovated.
Soon after passing through the block, Dafeng soon came to the training port of the town guard's mansion, looking from a distance, I saw some unknown ship girls training in the port, one of them was like an instructor The ship girl stood on the shore of the harbor and said loudly: "The admiral said, the last battle was a big victory, and everyone who has accumulated a lot of combat experience has the potential to change two, even if it is a month level, it can be changed to two, so everyone must train hard and strive to shine as soon as possible!" ”
Hey, what does it mean even if it's month-level? Did you talk like that?
Hearing this, even if Dafeng had never seen the moon level. can't help but hold grievances for them, this kind of line is clearly looking down on the moon level. And what does that glow mean? Does it have anything to do with the change of two?
Curious, Dafeng couldn't help but step forward and wanted to take a closer look...... Change two, she wants it too.
"Hey, the destroyer over there, are you sneaky and want to be lazy again? The soul of the mine is undefiled, come and train me! Suddenly, a loud shout exploded in the air.
Dafeng was taken aback, and it was only then that she finally found out. It turned out that she had been discovered by the shipwreck on the shore of the harbor, and she was pointing at herself and shouting.
Me again? Do you have long eyes? What the hell am I like to be expelled?
Dafeng couldn't help but feel the urge to cry, he was just a little petite, as for everyone to expel themselves?
But seeing the other party's menacing appearance, as if she was going to catch herself for training at any time, she didn't dare to stay here any longer, and hurriedly ran towards the exit on the other side.
"Ah, I ran away, and the eviction is getting worse and worse now. But then again, who the hell is that kid? I've never seen it before. Kawauchi looked at Dafeng's distant figure and muttered to himself.
"Whew, it's dangerous. I'm almost going to be kicked out and trained. After running out of the training port, Dafeng looked back and found that the other party did not chase after him, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief. If you think about it, it would be a terrible thing to train with the destroyers.
"Alas. It seems that the people in this town guard don't have common sense, and it was wrong to ask people for information from the beginning, so it's better for me to find it myself slowly. Dafeng muttered to herself, but saying so, it was really a troublesome thing to find, after all, this town guard mansion was not big, and it was not small, she didn't dare to ask anyone, and she had no impression of it, so she could only bump around like a headless fly.
I don't know how long it took, but suddenly, a fragrance full of temptation wafted from not far away, Dafeng sniffed lightly, and then her stomach gurgled.
"Oops, I don't think I haven't eaten since last night, this should be the cafeteria, right?" Dafeng cautiously glanced around a few times, and after making sure that there was no one nearby, he walked in the direction where the fragrance was wafting...... Why did she dare to go after making sure that there was no one, she didn't know herself, maybe it was just pure self-esteem.
Although it was past the time for breakfast, after walking into the cafeteria, Dafeng found that there was no one here, and there was a tall woman standing in front of the counter of the cafeteria, and she was ...... with the cafeteria aunt Oh no, what the cafeteria guy is talking about.
Woman: "Have a cup of milk tea." ”
Canteen boy: "What milk tea?" ”
"Of course it's that, you know."
"That kind of milk tea is a special product, free for primary school students, half price for junior high school students, seven percent off for poor milk high school students, and big breasts are not allowed to drink, otherwise you have to pay 450 to drink."
"What are you kidding? This is clearly milk quantity discrimination. ”
"Anyway, I am in charge of today's cafeteria, and if I don't pay 450, I won't give milk tea."
"Even if we have to pay, the Admiral won't pay us a salary, where will the money come from?"
"There's no money to write an IOU." The cafeteria Xiaoge took out paper and pen from under the counter, as if she had already prepared it.
"Okay, count you ruthless!" The woman stomped her foot hatefully, took the pen and paper and wrote an IOU, and then put on a very handsome pose, covering her ears with one hand and holding the IOU with the other, and handed it over in a chic manner, "Give, 450." ”
"Your milk tea, please put it away." After the cafeteria brother put away the IOU, he immediately took out a flat sealed milk tea from the counter and handed it to the woman.
"Great, with this cup of milk tea, my femininity can be improved." The woman held the cup of milk tea like a treasure, and whispered happily as she walked out.
On the side, Dafeng looked inexplicable, and his head was full of question marks.
What the hell is going on? The ship's mother works in the town guard mansion, shouldn't she eat and drink for nothing, why do you have to collect money? Isn't it true that he who is penniless and can't eat anything? Oh yes, listen to the canteen brother, it seems that only special milk tea will charge money, so the others should not charge money.
Although Dafeng already felt that there seemed to be a lot of neurosis in this town guard's mansion, in order to fill her stomach, she still mustered up the courage to come to the counter, pretended to be calm, and said, "Canteen brother, come to me...... Huh? Admiral?! ”
When the cafeteria boy raised her head and looked at it, she was shocked to find that this was not the neurotic admiral who went crazy in red panties last night!
"Oh, it's Dafeng." Tang Cheng looked at her, frowned, and said sternly, "Anyway, where did you run last night?" Although you are a big builder, since you are a ship girl, you should still abide by the discipline of the town guard, and you can't run around lightly at night, but I will forgive you if you make a mistake for the first time, remember not to do this again in the future. ”
Dafeng: "......"
As soon as he heard this, Dafeng suddenly became angry, and said in his heart: I didn't go anywhere last night, okay, I stayed in that haunted house for one night, speaking of which, I didn't come to report until now, and it wasn't because you left me to dry up all night, you told me to abide by discipline, and I have to have discipline to abide by!
Of course, as an excellent ship girl, Dafeng knows very well that the mistakes made by his subordinates are mistakes, and the consequences need to be carried with all his might, the mistakes made by the boss are not mistakes, and the consequences also need to be carried by the subordinates, and the task of the subordinates is to obey the orders of the boss and take the blame for the boss...... Yes, she only dared to slander in her stomach with the above words, and on the surface, she still made a look of listening to the teachings.
Tang Cheng seemed to be very satisfied with her cousin, nodded, and then brought a plate of food from the kitchen and put it in front of Dafeng, saying, "Since you came here, it means that you are hungry, and you will discuss anything when you are full." ”
Dafeng looked down and saw that there were sandwiches, ham, and egg rolls on the plate, which was a very rich breakfast, and his index finger suddenly moved. And although this boss is very good at shirking responsibility, he also knows that he is considerate of his subordinates, and to be honest, it is not too difficult to accept.
Thinking like this, the resentment in the girl's heart suddenly dissipated a lot, and she quietly tasted breakfast.
"Wow, this sandwich tastes great." Although she is not the kind of girl who loves to talk, after eating a few bites, the girl still sincerely praised this breakfast.
Tang Cheng smiled: "Of course, I am the only remaining grandmaster in the Luminous Cuisine Realm. ”
"Hey, is this breakfast made by you, Admiral?"
"yes, what's the problem?"
"This ...... No problem. Dafeng shook her head, with an expression of wanting to say something, although she wanted to say that as a commander, she actually did what a supply ship did, which was simply not a proper job, but after all, she was a newcomer, so it was better not to say such things, after all, she was loyal.
"Speaking of which, you seem to be able to cook too, right?"
"Hmm." Hearing the Admiral's question, the girl nodded and replied, "Yes, a little, but I'm not very good at it except for Dafeng curry." ”
"Dafeng curry......" Tang Cheng pinched his chin and looked a little curious, then leaned over and asked in a low voice, "Is your Dafeng curry made with urine?" ”
"Poof!"
Dafeng immediately spit out the ham that had just been stuffed into his mouth, and said with a red face: "Ti, Commander, what are you talking about!" Urine...... Pee or something, how can you use that kind of thing to make curry, no matter what, you have to pay attention to common sense! ”
Tang Cheng had a natural expression, "But Dafeng Curry is named after you, which means that it is your specialty, and only you can do it, and the most impressive thing you can do and only you can do is urine leakage?" Then, it is reasonable that Dafeng curry is made with urine. ”
Bang!
As soon as Tang Cheng's words fell, Dafeng had already put down the food in his hand, slapped the table and stood up, staring at Tang Cheng with a pair of dark and bright eyes, and said angrily: "Admiral, I'm angry!" (To be continued......)