576 The Truth of the Liquid of Mystery (Part 3)

Although Dafeng looks very angry, however, with her light voice and tender Lori appearance that is easy to push down, even if she grins and gets angry, it is difficult for people to be scared at all, but it will stimulate people to tease her further...... At least as far as Tang Cheng was concerned, he really wanted to see Lolifeng's even more humiliated and angry appearance.

Of course, he also knows that if he flirts too hard now, let Lori Feng give birth to a rebellious love, it will be a big obstacle to future training, anyway, the future will be long, and it is better to stop in moderation now.

So, Tang Cheng took out a cup of milk tea from the counter and handed it to the other party, and said with a smile: "Okay, it was just a joke just now, of course a commander with common sense like me knows that urine can't be used for curry, and our family's Dafeng is also the strongest empty mother, but I see that your love doesn't seem to be very good, so I told a joke to make you happy, since you don't want to hear it, then drink a cup of milk tea to suppress the shock." ”

Dafeng puffed out her mouth, although she was still very angry, but since the Admiral had apologized, she couldn't grab the Admiral and beat her again, so she suppressed the anger in her heart, sat back down, and said with a straight face while drinking the milk tea handed over by Tang Cheng...... Wow, that's scary! ”

Speaking of her black history, Dafeng couldn't help but shudder, but soon she calmed down, "However, the current Dafeng is different from the previous Dafeng, the same mistake Dafeng will not make a second time, this time it is absolutely no problem!" Now Dafeng, it will definitely lead you and your mobile troops to victory! ”

Dafeng said confidently, his eyes full of pride.

"Well, since you are so confident, then the flagship of the mobile force will be handed over to you for the time being."

Why temporary?

Dafeng was a little unhappy with these two words for the time being, but thinking that he had just joined the town guard mansion, he didn't have any expression. It's normal for the Admiral to be skeptical of his own performance, as long as he proves himself with victory in future battles...... Thinking about it like this, she was immediately relieved, and then drank all the remaining half cup of milk tea.

"Huh?" Previously, I was too concerned about my own urine leakage...... Uh, no, the black history of oil leakage, although she drank milk tea, she didn't taste its taste, and at this moment, her sense of taste calmed down with her mood, and she immediately felt that this milk tea had a bitter and astringent taste, and couldn't help frowning slightly. "Admiral, why does this milk tea taste a little weird, is it made of bitter gourd?"

Tang Cheng smiled: "This is my special milk tea." ”

"Special milk tea?" Dafeng immediately remembered the nervous woman before, and was a little uneasy, "This ...... Looks like you're going to collect money, right? ”

"No, no, no." Tang Cheng shook his head with a smile, "My special milk tea is free for elementary school students, so it's okay to drink as much as you want." ”

I'm really not a schoolboy!

Dafeng wanted to cry without tears, and the other shipwives looked away and thought they were destroyers, but they didn't expect that even the admiral would treat him as a destroyer. It's just sad. However, she was used to being blacked, so she didn't bother to defend anything, and asked again: "The taste of this special milk tea is not very good." But the person just now seems to be unable to do without it, does it have any special effect? ”

"Oh, about this, have you ever heard the story of the rooster and the hen?" Tang Cheng asked rhetorically.

Dafeng shook his head. I don't understand what the connection between milk tea and roosters and hens is, is this made with chicken? It doesn't seem very scientific when you think about it.

Tang Cheng smiled: "It doesn't matter if you don't know, but after listening to what I said, you will soon understand...... There used to be a big rooster with bright hair and very beautiful coats. Next to it lived a thin and ugly old hen, but the big rooster did not dislike the ugliness of the little hen, and married him, and the two chickens lived happily together. ”

"It's really touching." Although he knew that it was a fictional story, Dafeng still shed tears of emotion.

"Half a year later, the big rooster shed its hair and died, and when it died, no one recognized that this bare as a piece of meat would be the beautiful big rooster half a year ago, and the originally ugly little hen became as radiant as a phoenix."

"This ...... What's going on? Dafeng's eyes widened, his face full of curiosity.

Tang Cheng smiled slightly, "Because the big rooster is a lolitacon, it has to do it seven times a night." ”

"Huh?" Dafeng blinked, but still couldn't understand.

Tang Cheng explained: "To put it simply, this is a world of yin and yang coordination, there is yin and yang in order for everything to grow, the big rooster was originally positive enough, so it looks beautiful, and the little hen is more than negative and not enough positive, so it looks ugly, but after the two of them are together, they do it several times a night, in the process of doing, the big rooster only pays no gain, its positive gradually all give to the little hen, so it sheds its hair and dies, and the little hen because it gets enough positive, yin and yang become beautiful under the harmony, Can you understand what I say? If I don't understand it, I'll put it more explicitly......"

"No, no, I've got it!" Dafeng hurriedly waved her hand, no matter how stupid she was, she still knew what this story was about, and she was actually not stupid.

"It's best if you can understand that, in fact, my special milk tea uses the same principle." As he spoke, Tang Cheng picked up the empty bottle, "Women don't grow up and have poor breasts, although most of them are congenital reasons, but the cultivation of the day after tomorrow still accounts for a large proportion, so I thought of the concept of yin and yang harmony." Of course, I'm not saying that it is absolutely impossible to make a woman's breasts bigger, at most it is to grow abdominal muscles and become a female man, but according to the story of the big and the little hen, we can find that through guò continuous mating, the male nutrition will be transmitted to the woman's body, and the woman will become more plump and beautiful, this is the so-called, sex makes a woman more beautiful, so we have the current special milk tea......"

"Wait, wait!" Suddenly, Dafeng thought of an extremely terrible fact, stood up suddenly, took a few steps back, forcibly suppressed the urge to spit out, Tie Blushing, trembling and said, "Difficult, is it ...... The raw material of that kind of milk tea...... Could it be...... Is that the ...... That's it? ”

She talked for a long time, but she never said which one it was, but Tang Cheng was experienced and could still understand it in the end, and suddenly rolled her eyes, "You think too much, even if I have that energy, I don't have so many raw materials to give you, do you really think that sperm doesn't need money?" ”

After all, I still said it, this perverted admiral!

Dafeng's heart was broken at the moment, but fortunately, from the Admiral's words, the raw materials of milk tea didn't seem to be that kind of thing, which somewhat alleviated her nausea.

"That'...... What exactly is it made of? ”

"Actually, it's your bathwater."

Bang!

Dafeng fainted.

"Hey, don't be in a hurry to faint, listen to me first." Tang Cheng walked out of the counter, rubbed his hands vigorously on Dafeng's smooth face a few times, woke her up, and then continued, "Well, to be precise, it should be your repair liquid." ”

"Repair fluid?"

"Yes." Tang Cheng nodded and explained seriously: "After you ship girls are injured, you need to take a long bath to regain your vitality, but if you add repair liquid to the bath, you can recover in an instant, it's amazing, right?" ”

"Hmm." Dafeng nodded.

So, what exactly is this principle? I don't think you think about it. Also, since just using it for a bath has such a magical effect, what will be the effect if you drink it? When I realized this, I couldn't suppress my curiosity to explore it. ”

"That...... So, Admiral, you drank? Dafeng's eyes widened, and he also became curious.

"Of course, there is no reason for a scientific pioneer like me not to lead by example." Tang Cheng had a proud expression on his face, but soon he frowned again, "But then again, although the repair liquid smells very good, it has a great impact on the taste, it is bitter and astringent, even with my ability, I almost vomited at that time." ”

"However, dedicating oneself to science is a matter of course, and as a pioneer of science, this little pain is not a problem, so I continued to try, vomiting over and over again, drinking over and over again......"

"Admiral, you've worked so hard!" Although he didn't know what the meaning of the Admiral was doing this, when he heard this, Dafeng was suddenly in awe, and instantly felt that the Admiral in front of him was suddenly countless times taller.

Tang Cheng smiled and waved his hand, "Actually, it's nothing, because soon my research will have results...... I found that those-like repair lotions have a very powerful healing effect on the body, not only can it stimulate the activity of the body, but it can even regenerate dead cells, which is like magic. ”

"Then, with my great talent, this special milk tea was born. In addition to the original effect, there are even some other functions, such as breast enhancement and beauty. Of course, in order to maintain its efficacy, there is not much improvement in taste, but this is also something that cannot be helped, after all, once too much impurities are mixed in, its effect is not so obvious. ”

"Actually, when I was on the defense line of the former Western Islands, I used this, but that was the external version, and the current one is an oral version."

"I see." Dafeng nodded, although she didn't know the defense line of the Nanxi Islands, but it was always better to understand it quickly, so as not to listen to some unbearable things, but, "Why did the Admiral tell me this?" ”

"Didn't you mention it first?" Tang Cheng asked rhetorically.

"Ah, yes!" Dafeng reacted, as if ...... That's exactly what happened. (To be continued......)