Chapter 30 I generally like to fly alone
The scheming teacher took this L princess and galloped on this barren grassland, like a wild horse, more like a lonely root number three who is always in the calculation!
The scheming teacher felt the body temperature of the L princess in the back row, and couldn't help but feel a little dry mouth.
If it weren't for the game, the scheming teacher would not have experienced this subtle emotion, and the hair would hit the scheming teacher's neck as if it were leaving the ground, and the boneless hands would gently grasp the scheming teacher's "love handle".
Some students will ask, what is the "handle of love"?
Here, the knowledge point is coming, the "love handle" is the protruding muscle of the part of the groin above the pelvis of the man, and the girl can grasp this place when the boy rides, just like the handle, which can bring a sense of security.
If you don't exercise regularly, the muscles in this part will sag and won't give girls a sense of security.
So everyone understands, with muscles, you can really do whatever you want, even if you drive a motorcycle, you can pretend to be like this.
Although he knew that Princess L behind him was just virtual data, the scheming teacher still felt a little strange.
Hormones are slowly exploding, which is stimulating the adrenal glands of this scheming teacher, and this endocrine operation directly acts on the judgment and behavior of the scheming teacher.
When the scheming teacher saw a small steep slope in the grass ahead, he made a decision:
"Sister Princess L, do you want my brother to give you some fun!" The scheming teacher asked with a wicked smile.
Princess L didn't react at once, she was stepping on the pedal of the motorcycle, standing up to observe the enemy!
The scheming teacher didn't wait for Princess L to make a decision, and at this time he had already come to the side of the small slope, and the scheming teacher shouted:
"Sit it down for me!"
As soon as the words fell, the motorcycle had rushed up a small slope, the scheming teacher twisted the throttle wildly, drove the car to the fastest, a violent acceleration motorcycle went straight to the sky, the scheming teacher hurriedly pulled the front of the car back, so that the motorcycle will fight in the air with a fight.
The momentum of the motorcycle is very high, and such a backflip in mid-air is more than enough.
The scheming teacher intuitively turned the world upside down, and then smoothly flipped over and fell to the ground, extremely chic!
"Wow!" Princess L had never experienced this kind of driving skill, and couldn't help but sigh: "The teacher is so amazing!" It's fun~~"
The scheming teacher is triumphant!
To be able to get the praise of Princess L, my heart is naturally happy.
No, there's a bigger and steeper slope ahead.
The scheming teacher was already fluttering at this moment, and said:
"Friends in the live broadcast room, do you see the slope in front of you!"
Of course, the audience in the live broadcast room understood what the scheming teacher was going to do, and began to call the scheming teacher frantically.
[720Β° is the real show-off!] γ
[I think this wave is okay, all the slopes in the world are just for speeding!] γ
[Welcome to the live streaming session! γ
[66666, don't forget uh, you're a technical anchor~]
[Quietly waiting for a slap in the face, hahaha]
In this way, under the watchful eyes of the scheming teacher, he drove up this larger and steeper slope, and then flew out like an arrow.
It is simply the frightened little sheep that was awakened by wolves in the mountains, the water droplets that ferociously traveled through time, and the incarnation of the famous short track speed runner from the Black Big Brother in Africa, who crossed the limits of time and space and life, and soared into the sky!
The scheming teacher pressed the front of the car down, this is another flying car technique, just now it was a backflip, and now it has flown up to a height of ten meters, and a front flip is not too much!
Princess L was screaming in fright even if she was just in front of the computer screen,
"Ah, don't, brother, don't!"
Don't get me wrong, Princess L hasn't finished speaking, she continues to scream:
"Don't fly so high anymore, people are afraid!"
But it's too late.,The scheming teacher in mid-air has no way to control himself.,After successfully hitting a front flip.,The scheming teacher actually felt that it wasn't enough.,And he had to continue to play a little more heartbeat.,That is-
Continuous front flips.
It is estimated that there is still about 5 meters away from the landing distance, which is enough for the scheming teacher to do another front flip.
Outcome......
According to Newton's second law, under the influence of gravitational acceleration, the speed of the projectile is getting faster and faster, that is, the second front flip of the scheming teacher is simply not enough time to turn over.
This led to a difficult thing to say: the scheming teacher and Princess L both rushed to the street.
The system determined that the scheming teacher and Princess L were head-to-head, and the car accident directly caused the scheming teacher to both die, falling to the ground, and in a near-death state~
"Sisters, come and save me~~" Princess L said weakly to the other two girls.
The scheming teacher was a little embarrassed, but it didn't affect the effect of his pretending at all.
"Hahaha, wow, I almost succeeded, how about it, not nervous, not exciting!"
The two girls who were driving the jeep over there were already on the bridge to the airport, and they laughed when they heard that the scheming teacher and Princess L were both martyred under the motorcycle.
Sister M smiled breathlessly and asked:
"Fun no, fun no! Say you just don't listen! You young people, always looking for excitement and not paying attention to safety, you see, this is killing people now, right?! β
This M royal sister's reaction is fast enough, and she even made a pun, worthy of being a royal sister, a person who has come over, knows everything, and there is no trace of driving a car.
Of course, this did not escape the eyes of the sailors in the live broadcast room, and they also heard that there was something in Sister M's words, and they coaxed one after another:
[Wow, it's a human life! γ
[Young people don't mess around, it's not good if you're pregnant? ] Is that what it means? γ
[Favorite overturn! ] γ
[Hit the street! Hit the streets! γ
[23333333 let you take your sister without a condom, cough cough, no, hard hat]
[Warm reminder, driving is risky, and you need to be cautious when flying~]
The scheming teacher is embarrassed this time, and then in the microphone to ask for help from the Y Lori and M sister:
"Sisters, help! helpοΌ β
The two girls who had already arrived on the bridge could only hold back a smile and look back.
Who let them meet such a scheming teacher of their teammates!
The scheming teacher and Princess L's dying blood bar is slowly falling, but fortunately, no one else has passed by here at this time, otherwise they would have been able to lick the bag happily if they came up and made up for two shots.
This is a two-person courier!
The scheming teacher who was lying on the ground was still having fun, and the two of them fell out of the car and happened to be lying on their stomachs facing each other.
The scheming teacher teased the girl in front of him:
"Hey, what kind of position do you think our posture is called?"
After thinking about it, I felt that it was inappropriate, and said:
"It's called husband and wife worship! Hahaha! β
The scheming teacher probably remembered his lines when he was the wedding master of ceremonies, and said:
"Come, husband and wife! Ha ha! β
If someone happens to pass by a princess's room in a high-end community in Fanan District, Yongye City, then he should be lucky enough to see a princess cute girl who is as beautiful as a flower and as beautiful as a fairy, and is now sitting in front of the computer with a red face.
This is Princess L in front of the scheming teacher.
Princess L didn't bother with the teacher's stubble, but turned her face to the other side.
When the audience in the live broadcast room saw this scene, the scheming teacher, who had always been invincible, was stunned, and couldn't help but satirize the scheming teacher frantically:
[Aha, this is the end of pretending! ] @γ
[Princess L is doing a good job, this shameless green anchor! ] γ
γβ¦ The 6666 scheming teacher received 10,000 points of damage in his heart! γ
[Princess L, you want to give birth to a monkey for me~]
[The correct posture for flirting with a girl to fail, haha]
Y Lori and M Sister are coming to the rescue with firepower and are approaching.
The scheming teacher immediately commanded:
"One person helps one up, don't rob, don't let it, it is estimated that the time is not enough, hang!"
The two of them have bottomed out their NDE blood bar!
Just when Y Lori and M Royal Sister arrived at the location of the scheming teacher, suddenly an enemy appeared in front of them!
The enemy is menacing, in the end, can the scheming teacher be helped up, we will break it down next time!