"Just because I took a second look at you in the crowd, you thought I was going to ride your motorcycle!" ……

This sentence is probably deeply understood by most people.

That is, when you come out of the bus station or train station, a group of motorcycle guys who have beaten chicken blood will wave to you outside the station, that guy, old and enthusiastic, beckoning, smiling, as if it is the most cordial Uncle Wang next door to you.

As long as you dare to look at him for a second and look at him more, no matter who you are, he will think that you are going to take his car and think that it is you.

Then this Uncle Mo will follow you all the way, really all the way, from the station entrance to you "disappearing at the end of the sea of people"......

"Don't cross the river, take eight yuan from you!"

"Pretty boy, if you go to Yongdong District, you only charge 10 yuan!"

"You see it's all out of the station now, and the taxi is gone, or is the motorcycle faster, you say it's a cut?"

"You can't squeeze the bus!"

"You see, I still have two teaching children at home waiting for me to pay for the tuition!"

"Are you from Huangbu County, we are fellow villagers!"

That's it!

After the scheming teacher overturned, the team was wiped out, so the four of them immediately restarted the game.

This game is very peaceful and harmonious.

However, it was still foggy, but there was no excitement among the crowds.

Only...... The scheming teacher found another motorcycle......

The scheming teacher brazenly asked:

"Hey! Brothers and sisters, I got another motorcycle, who wants to hitchhike please raise your hand!! ”

Quiescence.

Deathly silence.

Then Y Lori broke the silence, and she looked at the sky softly:

"Hey, it's a nice day, you say."

It's obviously foggy, isn't the weather good?

Princess L also chimed in:

"yes, what did you think when you said that someone cheated yesterday?"

Sister M also said casually:

"Who's who, why haven't I heard of it?"

In this way, the three girls began to chat happily about gossip.

The scheming teacher is on the side, being treated as air.

"Alright, let's go block the bridge!"

The scheming teacher can only arrange it this way.

The three girls instantly, invariably, without hesitation, the three of them squeezed into the same jeep.

When the audience and friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they all swiped the barrage, which is also so funny!

[Let you do it, do it yourself!] 】

[Hahaha, the weather is so nice today! ] 】

[Consequences of pretending to fail ~0]

[It's funny.] Are you a pig?

[Don't believe in flying car stunts anymore]

[Life has been such a failure, don't forcibly flirt with your sister! ] 】

But who is our scheming teacher, is the representative of quality, is the promoter of the Chinese spirit, has a righteous spirit, and has a heart that is not discouraged!

The scheming teacher followed closely behind the three girls and began to chase and fight:

"It was just an accident, you have to believe in my driving skills, teacher!"

"You ask Princess L, was it cool just now, it's going to heaven!"

"Give me another chance, three sisters, I'm going to prove it to you."

"Alas, why are you so distrustful, you can't find a boyfriend like this!"

"Three beautiful sisters, do you want to take a ride, it's free, be careful and serve you wholeheartedly!"

There is no way, the scheming teacher chased all the way from home to the bridge, and chased out from the end of the bridge, the three sisters still refused to sit on the scheming teacher's small motorcycle, which made the scheming teacher angry and funny, and he decided to use nirvana.

Don't underestimate the high-quality people who are professional in broadcasting!

The scheming teacher moistened his throat and started his performance with a standard broadcast tone:

“

Dear three sisters, I am your devout teammate, Scheming Teacher.

The spring breeze is fluttering, and Huaxia has a new face, thank you for your love and support for my live broadcast room over the years.

Not long ago I heard that there was an irresponsible motorcycle driver, and I was not an irresponsible chicken anchor.

He accidentally overturned while driving with his sister.

I couldn't sleep at night when I heard the news, tossing and turning, and I was very sad.

The inner "cow" is full of faces!

However, as the saying goes, live broadcasts can't be without anchors for a day, and flirting girls can't be without drag racing for a day!

Faced with such an important and difficult choice, I, as a chicken eater who has quietly dedicated myself to the anchor work for many years-

You should show an attitude of self-serving!

Therefore, I officially made a drag racing request to my three younger sisters.

Please let the three sisters put 10,000 hearts, my skills in driving a motorcycle, the friends in the live broadcast room can prove that it is definitely a bargain!

I make sure to my three sisters—

My sister's request is my pursuit;

My sister's encouragement is my motivation;

My sister's idea is my way;

My sister's expression is my state of mind;

My sister's hobbies are my hobbies;

My sister's lover is my relative! ”

After this paragraph, the scheming teacher doesn't have any breath!

And these three girls have already laughed so much, smiling, and trembling, they can't help themselves, convex and backward, and their hearts are rippling!

The scheming teacher's face is thick-skinned, and he is no longer human!

It's just a shameless motorcycle driver!

It's disgusting!

Extremely!

The scheming teacher's move successfully made the three girls compromise.

"Teacher, teacher, I'll take a ride, I'll take your car!" Sister M offered to ask.

The scheming teacher didn't let people go, and he had to make inches, saying:

"Huh? No, my driving skills are not good, your breasts are too big, you can't take it! I want to continue to show off my broadcasting skills! ”

And said cheaply:

"Let me tell you, I once wrote a manuscript of more than 10,000 words, which is full of sycophants, why don't you show it to you?"

"No, no, no!"

"Nope."

"Brother, forget it, don't want it!"

The three girls are really scared of the scheming teacher!

The scheming teacher proudly said to Sister M:

"Come on, big girl, get in the car~"

Hey, the scheming teacher is simply the history of blood and tears of motorcycle drivers!

The audience and friends in the live broadcast room, after this disgusting sycophantic attack, they can't stand it anymore!

The barrage inside finally couldn't help it and began to brush up:

[Isn't this Zeng Xiaoxian's line in the love apartment, so cheap! ] 】

[Wealth can't be lewd, mighty can't be bent, and sluts can't ...... Wow wow, I want to throw up]

【Achievement: Motorcycle Driver】

[Unlock New Pose: Sycophant Mode!] 】

[It's really 666666, I really don't know that our teacher has such an obscene side]

The scheming teacher successfully rode on the green prairie with Sister M, and her heart was happy

Although it is cheap, the scheming teacher is still much more stable than the previous one, after all, as a man, there is no need to question giving women enough security!

Suddenly a burst of gunfire hit!

There are people on all sides!

The scheming teacher hurriedly parked the motorcycle under a tree.

The bloodline has bottomed out!

Dangerous!

The old driver of the motorcycle is not easy to bully, the scheming teacher gritted his teeth, and he was about to start a backhand!