I couldn't help but say: pull down the intestines?

Zhao Banxian was also completely out of the way, and he couldn't care about the privacy of the little couple.

Zhao Banxian was a sincere person, and said directly: "I was so frightened that I hurriedly walked over, turned on the light of my mobile phone and saw that it was not intestines, but a particularly slender black catfish with two whiskers." ”

I breathed a sigh of relief, it wasn't like my intestines were falling out.

Zhao Banxian continued: "But I don't know why, the fish jumped straight up from the well, the fins were open, and it hung on the belt of the jeans that the second aunt had taken off halfway, and the catfish hung on the belt, waited in the mouth one by one, and then ate it steadily. ”

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Bai Xiaoxue and An Qingzheng and I looked at each other and were disgusted.

Completely know why Zhao Banxian didn't mention this matter........ Change me and my girlfriend, then no matter how familiar we are, I won't tell you about this matter, and I won't tell you about it!

At the moment, this is not a business for outsiders, this is a job for his own person, Zhao Banxian, but this is also ..... It's weird, right?

A few of us, sitting inside the store, looking at each other.

At that time, the second aunt felt that something was wrong, her ass was slimy, and she looked at Zhao Banxian next to her with perverted eyes, and scolded with a blushing face: "You, you are usually quite well-behaved, what, it's not over yet..... You're going to wipe my ass for me? How dirty is this? ”

Zhao Banxian's face turned pale.

The second aunt also felt wrong, Zhao Banxian was clearly standing next to her, and suddenly looked down to see that the long catfish was hanging on the buttocks, the long beard, the big fish eyes, staring at her, and blinking.

Fish Essence!!

At that time, the second aunt was too frightened.

Hurriedly the catfish threw it off, so scared that he almost fainted, screamed like crazy, and ran out of the toilet in a frenzy.

Zhao Banxian hurriedly helped his second aunt and ran out of the toilet.

He is a dry feng shui, and he also knows that these catfish living in the manure tank feed on human dung, which is itself a very evil and evil thing.

After running for a long time, I arrived at the orchard and returned to the farmhouse at the bottom of the mountain, the second aunt was still in shock, and Zhao Banxian carried the second aunt all the way down the mountain.

The other sisters looked at these two people panting, and they all looked at them with very ambiguous eyes, and said with a smile that you guys were having a good time fighting in the mountains.

The second aunt said to a few sisters: "In the toilet on this mountain, in the well below, all the catfish are accumulating over time, big and long, especially terrifying, and they are all piled up there to eat the of tourists." ”

The second aunt and the sisters are all rich women.

When I heard it, I thought it was very interesting and exciting, and we chatted together, but these women loved to be clean, and no one touched them.

But later, the second aunt touched her belt and found that a jade pendant on her waist was missing.

This jade pendant is too commemorative for the second aunt, it is when she went to Myanmar to play, she gambled more than 2 million yuan on the stone, and only then did she open a fist-sized ice species, the water head is not pure, and it is a big loss for this price.

But the money of rich people is not like that, and the second aunt thinks it is very precious and commemorative, so she makes a jade pendant and puts it by her side.

It was gone, and she wondered if she had fallen into a dung pit.

I frantically searched for it on my body, but I didn't touch it, but found a pair of black stones, which were two Arowana stones, which meandered and complemented each other, forming the shape of a yin and yang fish pendant, which was very exquisite.

And it's still a pair of magnets, the kind that can be taken apart.

At that time, I was curious, this thing is weird, how could this fish-shaped pendant appear on the body?

At that time, a few old villagers who had returned from the beach and passed by with fish baskets on their backs were very surprised when they saw this scene: "It's a legend in the village, isn't that well sealed, how can it really manifest?" ”

The second aunt asked the villager curiously what the legend was.

The villager said that it is said that there are gods in the well in the village, flowers in the mirror, and the moon in the water, only the lovers who love each other make a wish in the well, and cast their precious things, if they are really pious, there will be a pair of fish to bring a pair of crescent pendants, this pair of pendants, blessed by the fairy couple, put together, there will be a very magical power.

In this small mountain village on the coastal beach, there is a beautiful legend that is very far away: the story of a talented scholar and the koi fairy in the well, turning into a person to repay his kindness.

The scholar quoted a poem to testify to their love:

The slight warmth of the Sichuan River strayed into the heart, and the maple forest sang the evening sound.

The flowers left the six-stringed piano, and smiled at the door.

Ignoring the fish in the well in front of the court, the butterfly fell in love.

did not wait for the candle red moon to live, and only after several generations looked back.

.......

Later, it was said that the well was inhabited by immortals. Lovers who love each other make a wish, throw their beloved jewelry into the well, if it is true love, they will get a token of their love, symbolizing eternity, the end of the world, unswerving.

When An Qingzheng heard this, he fantasized a little and said: "It is indeed a beautiful story, a love couple pendant, a ladyboy love." The story of the carp fairy in the well and the talented scholar. ”

I touched my nose, An Qing was too naïve!

Bai Xiaoxue told us before, why are ancient koi fish easy to become sperm? It is because many poor men in ancient times were singles who could not get wives, and koi had no teeth in their mouths...... That's why there are so many carp essences, the legend of mermaid love.

An Qingzheng is a relatively simple and meticulous "girl" who is full of fantasies about love.

It is precisely because of this that I am very worried about him, so simple, afraid that he will be seduced by Miss Dong, that bastard who kills both men and women, a woman who is beautiful to the depths of her soul, and a moth to the fire.

At that time, several people listened to the words of the villagers and were curious.

These rich people like to listen to the legends of these places the most, not to mention the second aunt and Zhao Banxian, when they went to the toilet in that ancient well, there were really fish, and they brought a bunch of couple pendants.

Although, the way the fish carries the pendant..... It's disgusting.

Bai Xiaoxue said: "Many people know that in ancient villages, the wells were basically fish and koi, and some wells raised Wang Ba, so there is the saying that the king of the well dragon is called, but why are the ancient wells basically raising fish?" Here's the point. ”

I asked what was exquisite.

Bai Xiaoxue smiled and said, "This is for Feng Shui........ The well is a very important layout in the home feng shui, and the koi itself helps the luck, the turtle can also have a similar effect, the carp in the well, the modern evolved over, the water tank raises the koi, and the pattern of placement is also exquisite. ”

Zhao Banxian gave a thumbs up, his face full of admiration.

It was an eye-opener for me to hear that now those rich people always like to raise carp in the water tank to help luck, it turned out that the carp was raised in the ancient well, and the transformation from the well to the water tank was just that.

"Second, it's to prevent someone from poisoning the well."

Bai Xiaoxue's face was light, very calm, and continued: "The ancient well is the water source of a family or even the whole village. ”

I get it.

But the immediate .....

A beloved couple made a wish to the well, and the legend that the koi would bring the Arowana pendant was the first time I heard of it, so I was naturally curious.

What's more, there is also this strange thing that Zhao Banxian experienced.

At that time, the villager said: "We don't believe in this legend, we sealed that old well seven or eight years ago, and at that time, there were also a few brocades in the well, and we also tried it...... The couples and husbands in the village prayed and put items into filial piety, but it was useless, and they couldn't imagine that now they have become a cesspool, and the koi in it are all dead, all catfish, but they have appeared? ”

At that time, several villagers panicked.

If there is really a well immortal, he thinks that he has insulted the immortals, and the place where the immortals live, as a septic tank, and pee, will be punished.

A few villagers were so frightened that they prepared to beg, hold a village-wide ritual, kill chickens and pigs, and beg for forgiveness.

And the second aunt and the group of people don't care about so many villagers, but they are very curious about the well water.

A few more people went and tried it.

Throw in the object, then pray, nothing happens.

However, Lao Zhang, the pet store at that time, was a clever person, saying: "Since Lao Zhao has become a person, we are imitating one side according to his practice, and we will know whether it is true or not, whether it is an accident." ”

Others don't want to go, how disgusting.

Squatting in that toilet to defecate and waiting for the catfish to come up.....

Lao Zhang also likes a noble lady and likes each other.

These two people are also ruthless, so they followed exactly the same action, and the noble lady also carried a jade pendant in her waist and went to the toilet inside, and Lao Zhang was guarding in the toilet.

Then slowly, just like the strange thing that the second aunt had experienced, the fish continued to jump up and eat the feces of the noble lady who was squatting at the mouth of the well.

We were stunned for a few seconds and looked at each other: "What about fishing with bait?" It's so bizarre. ”

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