Don't say look at it, I smell a foul smell in the air just listening to it.

Not to mention, isn't this really all about fishing? Squat there and fish with ass under bait, but this bait ..... It's relatively natural.

It was disgusting, weird, and a little sick to my stomach.

This is the real yin, the real dirty things, many of them are not as beautiful as others imagine, not some glamorous and pure Xiaoqian in Liaozhai.

Dirty things are the most disgusting, the imagination is plump, and the reality is skinny.

At that time, the lady was very panicked, and felt that something was on her ass, so she endured it and didn't move.

She quietly looked down at her ass, but this time she saw it clearly - the catfish was lying on her belt, hanging in the crotch of her pants and eating the food she pulled down, carrying a pair of magnet pendants with the fish's mouth, stuffing it into her belt, slowly clipping the jade pendant, and then continuing to eat.

When I heard this, I was surprised and said, "There is really a well fairy, I really gave you a token?" ”

"Yes." Zhao Banxian said.

An Qingzheng also stood up in shock and said a dirty word: "Damn! It's so bizarre! ”

I was completely confused.

Buzzing in his mind, I don't know how to describe this strange thing that Zhao Banxian encountered, it was really strange.

At first, I thought that this couple, throwing ornaments into the well and making a wish to the gods, should be a very beautiful and romantic thing.

But this .....

Maybe it was quite beautiful at first, and it was a couple who really made a wish for clean and clear well water.

But after it became a toilet and the well was full of catfish eating that, it was not so beautiful...... The ritual of making a wish to God - to take off your pants and.

An Qingzheng exhaled again: "It's so fucking shocking!" ”

It seems that this delicate "girl" who is small and fresh and believes in longing for love has caused tons of impact.

Zhao Banxian smiled bitterly, glanced at us, and said that at that time, in this village, there was really a well immortal manifestation, and everyone was very excited.

This Lao Zhang and Lao Zhao have both witnessed their love.

At that time, some people speculated why the villagers did not succeed.

First, it's because you might have to feed.

It used to be a koi fish, and I don't know what to eat, but now it's a toilet, and those wells are full of catfish, growing in the dung pit, and giving it their favorite food can drive them to jump up, which is the real fishing.

Second, it's not enough to feed, and you have to bring expensive jewelry.

Those villagers are too poor, how can they have any valuable jewelry to honor the gods? Without this kind of filial piety to the fish fairy, people are too lazy to jump up, just eat below.

I finally couldn't help but say, "The fairy in the well, is he so money-loving?" ”

An Qingzheng hurriedly interjected: "I don't know much about this matter, but I heard that dragons like treasures, they all like jewelry and money, and in the Dragon Palace of the Four Seas, they are all golden, brilliant, and there are many treasures." ”

It seems that there is really a dragon palace in this well, and there is really a dragon king?

I remembered that in Journey to the West, there is also such a Jinglong Palace.

But what to eat..... The Dragon King? I don't believe it's a dragon when I kill it, it's almost the same as a catfish essence.

At that time, the noblewomen saw through the truth and knew why the villagers did not succeed, and everyone was very excited.

The toilet in that well was really fairy, and the rest of the people began to get excited, and no matter how disgusting it was, some people wanted to try it.

Many noblewomen brought some little white faces that were raised, and they felt disgusted and did not want to go fishing, so they let their little white faces squat down and defecate at the mouth of the well, arousing the excitement of those fish.

Then on the belt, there were hundreds of thousands of jewelry, necklaces, and diamonds.

In this "pious" way, these couples enter the toilet one by one, in front of the well, pray for love, and hope to exchange it for a pendant blessed by the gods.

I listened bizarrely, pinched my nose, as if I smelled the stench at that time, and said: "Only these rich people can play, damn, throw money into the, hundreds of thousands of dollars per person, throw more money than I have made in business for so long, rich people are really terrible...... But those people are certainly not true love, and they didn't work out at the time, right? ”

Bai Xiaoxue nodded, and said curiously: "If those rich women really like each other, how can they be willing to let each other suffer such a disgusting thing?" And you don't want to go to the toilet? ”

An Qingzheng nodded and said: I have also been raised by them..... I know all the ladies in the circle of these second aunts, they are all for men, and those little white faces are for money, both of them take what they need, how can there be true love?

"Yes."

Zhao Banxian exhaled and said, "The toilet on the well at that time tested their love and humanity......... Even if you don't love each other so much, looking at your lover, no matter how beautiful a woman is, she will feel unbeautiful, which is the ugliest side of letting the other party see their lover...... None of those were successful, but at that time, there was a couple of lesbians in the circle of noble ladies who succeeded. ”

I asked what was going on.

Zhao Banxian said that the pair of lesbians also said that the second aunt was an outlier in the circle of noblewomen, a pair of legends, very affectionate.

It is said that when they were in college, they were together and they were very beautiful, but later because of pressure, both of them were forced to get married, and each married a rich boss, and then over the years, these two people have been in private and kept their affection.

At that time, the two of them, when they went to the toilet to push and shout, they all rushed to let themselves go to the bait, so as not to make each other so disgusting, and then they really caught it.

I was a little moved when I heard this, and said, "The gods in this well are quite interesting, along with this kind of love with the same surname..... It all works. ”

I heard it strangely.

At that time, Lao Zhang, Zhao Banxian, and the lesbian three couples succeeded.

Other ladies who went up the mountain for barbecue and vacation travel looked envious and jealous, and even those little white faces who were raised were directly dumped and scolded.

They didn't have the intention of traveling on the mountain anymore and going to the beach below the mountain to play, and their attention was all focused on Zhao Banxian and a few people.

They looked at the three couples jealously, wanting to see the Arowana pendant that was stronger than gold, blessed by the gods....... What exactly is the effect.

Later, I found out that this effect is simply the dream of all couples.

I went to the refrigerator next to me, took a few bottles of drinks, handed them to a few people, and said, "What do all couples dream of?" You guy, why didn't you get this pendant before, and you didn't tell me? ”

Zhao Banxian lowered his head and pursed his lips: "This time, the origin of this pendant is a little embarrassing, as soon as I say it, I will even talk about that encounter..... Second, I think it's a good thing, there is no need to talk about it if there is no harm, I am a person, I also have to have personal privacy, and I am also a person who has a girlfriend. ”

I said I understand, it's terrible.

An Qingzheng, who loves fantasy, was completely curious, and said: "What kind of magical ability is it that makes all couples dream of it?" ”

Zhao Banxian said: "What all couples dream of the most is....... A world for two. ”

I said a two-person world?

"Yes, what's missing is a two-person world."

Zhao Banxian said: "Today's couples have to come back at night every day because they are at work or busy with various things, and they are too tired during the day to eat and sleep..... No matter how beautiful the love is, it can't be worth the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and the time together will be delayed by the tediousness of life, and there will be no time to travel and fall in love happily together. ”

At first, Zhao Banxian didn't know what the effect of these two fast magnets was, and when he slept together at night, he and his second aunt put their respective pendants together, held hands, and fell asleep holding the pendants, and then something strange happened.

I said: What kind of strange thing?

"The two of us dreamed at night and dreamed together." Zhao Banxian said.

I said, "I dreamed together, you dreamed, and you all entered the same dream?" That's why you said it was a lover's dream before?

Zhao Banxian nodded.

He said that this kind of dream is very real, this dream can be controlled by himself, and the surrounding scene, as long as he relies on his own impression.

The second aunt has traveled all over the world, and she restored it in her dreams, took Zhao Banxian to travel all over the world, and took him to see the scenery he had seen.

The second aunt is a very emotional and playful person.

The two of them have been to Times Square, the pyramids, and even the top of the Buffel Tower, blowing a swishing cool breeze, stripped naked and worked together, and also went to the Colosseum in Italy, in front of many tourists, and did it on the spot.

I was dumbfounded, stared at him and said, "Old Zhao, I can't see it....... I really can't see it at all..... I said why don't you come to the store all day long, it turns out that you enjoy it so much, you can have fun, and this couple lives so happily. ”

Zhao Banxian's face turned red.

A few of us covered our heads, no wonder we didn't dare to say it before.

Zhao Banxian then whispered: "In the dream, we can be unscrupulous, we can play together, and spend a wonderful and wonderful time together, this is our real world of two people." ”

A world for two.

I was silent for a moment, in every sense of the word.

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