Bioelectricity?

I was stunned, what the hell is this?

I'm now having a headache in order to reproduce this new family heirloom map, and Miao Qianqian said that I think this business may be God's help and can bring me some inspiration.

I pulled Miao Qianqian to sit down at the table, poured her a cup of tea respectfully, and said, "What kind of bone tattoo, give me a good talk." ”

"Do you know about electroshock therapy?" Miao Qianqian asked me.

I said I had to know.

Even if I don't keep up with the trend, I know that the Thunder Dharma King is the professor of the young man who is addicted to the power grid.

"Oh, you know?"

Miao Qianqian looked at me with pouting eyes, looking a little incredulous, "I'll tell you a good story, this Xia Ziwen is a master of electrotherapy." ”

"Electrotherapy Master, is he also a Thunder Master?" I was stunned.

Miao Qianqian told the information that the old grandmother had just gotten in the tattoo room.

The old grandmother is from the village, her son, who also grew up in the countryside, stopped studying in high school, and now it is nearly twenty-five, an honest rural man, dark-skinned, strong and tall, always thinking about making money, listening to the persuasion of others, and went to the village to pack a pond to raise yellow eels.

After all, raising yellow eels now is also a good way to make a fortune.

Yellow eels are also easy to feed and grow fast, but in this village, there are so many people who can't see the good of others, and the bastards in the village go to his pond from time to time to catch yellow eels and make a few soups.

The villagers who raise fish and farm are the most angry people who destroy the fruits of other people's labor all day long.

Xia Ziwen is a short-tempered man, so he picks up a hoe with his bare arms and goes to fight with the bastards, those idle bastards, where can they beat the peasants who work in the fields all day? As a result, the people of the day won the war, and the yellow eel pond at night was given to the retaliatory hybrid power.

I opened my mouth, "Electrified someone's fish pond?" This is the root of people's lives, so lacking in virtue, are you not afraid of being punished by God? ”

Miao Qianqian's tone was very brisk, "Yes! Wicked! Let's go out to do business, what we are most afraid of is the hooligans, I would rather mess with the gentleman than the villain! Didn't we meet that big bald Zhang Xiaoquan before, that ruthless Du Lie? How did we do it then? It's just that things are calming, this Xia Ziwen has a temper and provokes a commotion, but in the middle of the night, the stinky skin of the people electrified his fish pond. ”

I sighed, the world is a big forest, and there are all kinds of birds.

Miao Qianqian said: That fish pond, one by one the yellow eels turned up and floated on the pond, dense, this is called a miserable, Xia Ziwen was crazy at that time, this is his savings and hard work for several years, jumped into the fish pond on the spot to catch the yellow eel, want to make some remedies, recover the loss, what is the result..... There was still some surplus electricity in the fish pond, and it was corona in the fish pond on the spot.

I took a sip of water and continued to listen to what happened.

"In fact, such a high voltage, even if it is residual electricity, can electrocute people." Miao Qianqian said: "But later, it was a little strange, people were corona, got up, and they didn't die, with a little bit of special function, he himself would discharge, and since then, that kid met people in the village and said that he was rescued by the gods and gave him mana." ”

When I heard this, I felt that this posture was a bit like a trick of charlatans.

I said: Is there still such an adventure?

"That's right, I heard that now, ah, there will be a special function, will release bioelectricity for health, and the yellow eel is no longer raised, and he has become a master, obviously a village turtle, a master of electrotherapy, specializing in health care for the rich, that is called a moisturizing." Miao Qianqian also took a sip of tea.

I was stunned for a moment.

What the hell....

Electric shock therapy really exists.

It's not that I haven't heard of similar special functions, someone who was struck by lightning or hit by a car has some wonderful abilities.

This is not a fake.

He becomes a magnet, and he can absorb iron spoons on his chest, and he has iron wires growing on his skin..... There are some things that are difficult to explain, and isn't it the same with the Yin art that has evolved in ancient China for thousands of years.

The world is big, it's wonderful.

Especially the picture of the country, the ghost village in the painting, is simply eye-opening.

Miao Qianqian said to me: "I secretly asked, his electroshock therapy can also treat cancer, what about AIDS, do you remember the previous love mentor Liu Yi?" ”

I said I remember, that dick cheated on the cannon.

"After Liu once had AIDS, it was on this Qigong electrotherapy master that he went bankrupt." Miao Qianqian said with a smile.

I was stunned.

I originally said which qigong master was, but it turned out to be this one.

After being electrified, he embarked on the road of a fake qigong master who was abducted and abducted, and other people's mothers and old ladies came to the door, saying that their son had gone through an adventure and hit a big luck, and asked us to reduce our luck and reduce our adventures and turn back to the original simple man.

This grandmother's idea is really interesting and naïve, but it also proves the helplessness of this old man, and his son has become so immoral.

This Xia Ziwen is really not a thing.

The money of terminally ill patients is also cheated, and people have AIDS and cancer are already bitter enough, and they have to squeeze out their last little savings.

Miao Qianqian said: "No matter how you blow it, you should really have the ability, his fingers..... It is said that it will discharge, and it is not a large current, numb, bioelectricity, health qi therapy, a set of fingering massage down, comfortable, especially those girls, 100% repeat customers. Miao Qianqian squeezed her eyebrows, "The electrified numb fingers are all in the sky." ”

Me: "......."

This person has thought of some obscene place.

I said how could this old lady be so difficult to speak, it turned out that this qigong master massaged the girls, and pressed the electrotherapy to numb her body, and the massage was in full swing, this qigong master was only afraid of taking advantage of the opportunity..... I'm afraid it's both human and financial.

Our tattoo therapists and masseurs often need guests to take off their clothes, which produces a lot of similar benefits.

"The grandmother said that in the past, his son was a very simple person, and he would blush when he saw his sister, but now...... has reached the pinnacle of life, that is called a happy life, being a qi therapy master massage every day, cheating money and sex. Miao Qianqian pursed her lips.

I said, "Then what happened to that tattoo?" ”

"Oh, manicure." Miao Qianqian said.

Nail art?

How is this a tattoo method?

I said I didn't understand.

"Nails are exposed bones, right? Is tattooing a pattern on a fingernail a tattoo on a bone? Miao Qianqian looked at me with wide eyes.

When I heard it, I thought it was so understandable.

Miao Qianqian said: "He has such a business, using his bioelectric nail art pattern on the nails, which can help peach blossom luck, which is particularly effective." ”

I said: tattoo pattern on the nail?

"Yes, it's a one-off, you think...... If the nails come out, can't they be cut? The sections are cut out, and there is no more. Miao Qianqian said very seriously.

I held my cheeks, and it was strange to hear that.

Obviously a simple young man in the countryside, who has never seen anything in the world, fell into the yellow eel pond and was electrocuted for a while, so he changed his face and became a master of electrotherapy?

The fingertips can discharge electricity, and it can give people electrotherapy massage to cure all kinds of diseases.

Can you also give a good luck pattern to the nail cover, use his bioelectricity, and give the electrocautery?

I'm afraid it's not a ghost?

I sorted out my thoughts, my head was big, and I said, "Is there a nail art pattern?"

"The old lady is also a clever person, and she secretly used the old man's machine to shoot, which is blurry." Miao Qianqian handed me the photo.

On the pattern is a fingernail cap.

On the five fingernails, there are small and delicate black patterns, including jumping tail koi, foxes, white cranes, and ink lotus...... Various, very beautiful.

"This is indeed a tattoo picture, but it is all made casually, and it is not a reality." I took a closer look and said: The only thing that is useful is this picture, I can't understand it...... Vaguely eccentric.

I pointed to one of the pictures.

On this picture, there is a dragon, but there are no dragon claws, bare and no dragon scales, only two small bulges on the forehead.