"What kind of tattoo is this?" Miao Qianqian said.

I frowned, picked up my phone and looked at it, saying that I couldn't understand what kind of creature it was, it looked like a dragon and not a dragon, and half a Jiao was about the same.

Everything else is a normal positive image.

Used for disguise, the real effect is this dragon picture.

However, dragons are not so easy to tattoo, not everyone can carry them, and many times it backfires.....

"This tattoo on the nail is most likely not a dragon, but some kind of ghost thorn that looks like a dragon." I knocked on the table.

"That's done, let's go and find out the details, see how this master of electroshock therapy got the tattoo, if he really has the skills, he will steal the teacher, the liar, and kill him." Miao Qianqian said.

I asked her what she was going to do.

"Pretend to be sick, otherwise how can you find the master's qigong materials?" Miao Qianqian glanced at me.

She picked up her mobile phone, added the Qigong master's WeChat account, and sent a voice, "Hello, may I ask, are you Master Xia, can your electrotherapy cure me for AIDS?" ”

"Yes, yes, it's me."

A very stiff rural Mandarin came from the other side, just like the broken accent in the phone scam, "Our business, called meridian bioelectric therapy, English name: Meridian.y, uses our ancient Chinese medicine culture and modern biology to creatively combine it, with meridian science as the mechanism, and stimulates the meridians with intracellular charges......."

This bunch of lofty professional terms, when spoken in such broken Mandarin, it is quite disobedient.

I think it's a scam, I really have to practice Mandarin well.

Otherwise, no matter how lofty the noun is, when it comes out of the special soil, it will be lame.

"Can that cure AIDS?" Miao Qianqian interrupted him.

"Yes! Sure! This disease, 500,000 yuan, can cure you. Mandarin with an awkward accent came from the other side.

Miao Qianqian smiled and said, "Master, is it a senior brother who is in the same vein as Master Yang?" Do you use that electrotherapy device to give the guests an electric spark and press the door of the brain to do electroshock therapy? ”

"It's not!"

Master Xia said: "I don't use any instruments, I use my fingers, my bioelectricity, to treat your body, this is a real skill, I practice qigong, without the help of any modern instruments, I can discharge, if you believe it.... If you don't believe it, then don't call me, I'm a craft, I'll help those who believe, and those who don't believe.... That's not religious, you can't help. ”

"Believe, how can you not believe it, my AIDS is in the advanced stage, can it be saved?" Miao Qianqian showed a very eager tone.

"No problem, as long as you don't die, you can save it." A voice came from the other side, "Little sister, this afternoon, I'm free, I'll send you an address." ”

Miao Qianqian asked for the address, and simply asked about the situation, and hung up the phone.

"Simple, right?" Miao Qianqian smiled.

I said okay.

I don't know what the situation is with this fingertip discharge.

Evil, if it's really not a genetic mutation, could it be that there is really a yin technique that makes people's bodies generate electricity?

"There is a thunder yin technique that makes people's bodies produce thunder and righteousness, so is there a fireball technique?" Miao Qianqian dragged her chin, "That must be very handsome." ”

I'm speechless too.

I've never heard of a yin technique that makes people's bodies generate electricity.

Those are all ancient rumors, and our yin magic is evil when we say that it is evil, and it is like that if we say that it is not evil.

In the afternoon, I made an appointment to set up this grandmother's business, and at noon, I continued to study tattoo drawings.

The pressure is a bit big.

Our Cheng family's Jiangshan Society diagram can only open a new tattoo Yin from me.

took out the hanging ghost mirror again, looking for some inspiration, and vaguely had a clue, so I set off with Miao Qianqian to do this single tattoo business, but it was to ask people to do tattoos for us, and we went to electrotherapy, along with nail art.

An Qingzheng stayed to see the store, and Xiao Qing'er hugged the little white fox and went with us to sit for an electrotherapy massage and enjoy it.

Driving the car, Miao Qianqian said to me leisurely: "Brother Xiaoyou, when was the last time we went to do big health care?" ”

I plucked it and said it was time to pluck my ears.

"Han Zhen, Han Bing, the heir of that pair of head shavers, I heard that it has been quite happy recently." Miao Qianqian said: "Do you remember the old head shaver, that old man, who has lived for more than a hundred years, no wonder he is so afraid of Cheng Qi, it turns out that he is really a monster." ”

I smiled wryly.

Now that I see it, that man is indeed a monster.

We drove to the west of the suburb, a very dilapidated neighborhood. There is a small street, a hairdresser, a kiosk, a beauty shop, a massage parlor and so on.

Among us, we saw a massage parlor that looked unremarkable: Xia Fa Style Massage.

We walked in the door.

I saw a man in a white practice uniform, dressed like a fairy, but with the simple temperament of his lower riba people, it was very disobedient.

"You're Master Xia, aren't you?" Miao Qianqian stepped forward.

"You are Miss Miao....." Xia Ziwen shook hands with her very warmly.

Miao Qianqian shuddered, and instinctively stretched out her hand back, as if she had been electrocuted.

"Don't mean it." Xia Ziwen raised his head and said, "I just finished practicing qigong and forgot to collect it, and I accidentally clicked on you, are you okay?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay." Miao Qianqian shook her head and followed him in.

This is obviously not careful, it is fake, it is to show a hand first..... I looked at Xia Ziwen, short sleeves, and it was obvious that there was no device on his arm, that is, his arm was simply electrified, not like some kind of trick.

Is there really such a Yin technique?

I raised my eyebrows and walked in together.

This enthusiastic Master Xia received us cordially, rubbed his palms excitedly, looked at Miao Qianqian up and down, and said, "Miss Miao, is it?" You can go inside, undress, and I'll give you a free treatment to get a feel for it. ”

Miao Qianqian snorted, pointed at me and said, "You give this guy a feeling, he infected me with AIDS." ”

I was stunned.

This Xia Ziwen obviously has intentions for Miao Qianqian, but how obscene is Miao Qianqian? No one could pick up the bargain in her hands and lift the ball to me in an instant.

I was speechless and said, "Yes, Master Xia, please help me do some qigong and electric shock therapy, and I'll feel it." ”

Xia Ziwen looked at me, showing a touch of reluctance, and came to the bedside, "That little brother, you take off your clothes and lie down, and you have to take off your pants, just leave a pair of underwear." ”

I said, "Don't you have to go inside?" ”

"No, no, if it's a man, it's done outside." The qigong master waved his hand tirelessly.

The difference is obvious.

"Take it off." Miao Qianqian looked at me with wide eyes, curious.

I didn't bother to pay attention to her, and I wasn't embarrassed, so I should go swimming, how can there be so many taboos in big men, Lisuo took off his clothes and wore a pair of big pants and lay on the bed.

Xia Ziwen, as a qigong massage master, lightly tapped his fingertips on my back, and in an instant, his whole body was numb, as if he had been electrocuted, and a sourness that was difficult to be serious permeated his whole body.

No wonder this shop is so small, there are so many repeat customers.

"I'll give you a pass through the acupuncture points, this is the Fengmen acupoint." Master Xia showed a triumphant look, his fingertips kept slowly changing places, touched me lightly behind my back, and said: "First use your fingertips to get used to you, and then massage with your hands, my bioelectricity can give people access to the meridians and cure all kinds of diseases." ”

I thought it was really interesting.

Xia Ziwen continued: "Don't believe it, do you know what is most important in people? ”

I said I don't know.

"Bioelectricity!" The qigong master talked rhetorically and massaged me, "Electricity is the soul of a person, and the soul of a person exists in the form of electricity." ”

I squinted my eyes and said, "Master, what does this mean?"

Hahaha!

The qigong master laughed and triumphant, "Brother, you don't understand science, do you?" What is the memory and soul of man? It's all in your head, have you learned knowledge? This person's memory is an electrical signal that rushes through the pulse and is stored in neurons, what is memory? Memory is electricity! ”

I was taken aback.

This qigong master really seems to have two brushes.

Some of his theories are well-founded.

But how did he know this?

While giving me a massage, he triumphantly came up with an even more shocking theory, "Memory is electricity, but what is the soul?" The soul is also electricity! Those ghosts are essentially a kind of biological residual electromagnetic field, and there are many references to this in Feng Shui, and I ....... It can change a person's magnetic field, make a person's temperament better, open up the meridians, and eliminate all diseases. ”