Xiao Xiao kept scrolling down, and scolding jokes full of "literary charm" emerged in endlessly.

"When I first touched the landlord's dog's head, I actually refused......! Yikes...... You can't tell me to touch me right away, number one, I'm going to try it, and I don't want to say it...... After you touched a dog's head, you added a lot of stunts, so the dog's head...... It's dark, it's bright, it's soft! As a result, the audience must have scolded me for not having this kind of dog head! This proves that the dog head above is fake...... I said I'm going to touch it first. Later, I also learned that they were Chinese medicine, and they didn't have that kind of chemical composition. That...... Touched for a month...... After this month...... At least I was comfortable to touch. What now...... I'm still touching it every day! I'm still touching it every day..... I'm still touching it downstairs! Come on! Come on! Let's touch it! Then I told the director: "Touch it when you touch it!" After touching it, this dog's head is the landlord's dog's head, don't add it, and add special effects, it's not such a dog's head at all! I want to show you, I touch the dog's head like this, after you touch it, it's like this. ”

"Landlord, you're black here again, so I found a few communities, flipped through hundreds of pages of posts, and finally found you. The foreman asked me to tell you that if I go to the construction site early tomorrow, I will move 3 trucks of cement and 2 trucks of bricks, and if I can't finish moving, I won't even give you yesterday's wages. Also, the widow of the king at the east end of the village asks you, "When will you save enough money to marry her?" If you don't go back by the end of the year, she will marry the crooked neck of the village. ”

This kind of somewhat spoofed reply did not say a word of swearing, but scolded the landlord "fiercely", which made people laugh and happy.

Xiao Xiao watched it with relish, and only felt that scolding could be so funny.

Cao Tutu's eyes are also shining, his eyes are unblinking, and he seems to have "learned" a lot.

But there are also some of the funny replies that confuse the two girls.

Like what

"The landlord doesn't know the hatred of the country, and he jerks off all day long. Raise your head to look at the bright moon and bow your head to jerk off. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, they will say that the building is mainly airplanes. Shaozhuang does not work hard, and the building focuses on airplanes. The dying sick sat up in shock, and the landlord had to take a jerk. He is a hero in life, and he is also a handjob in death. Since ancient times, who has not died, the landlord continues to jerk off. The crowd looked for him thousands of times, and suddenly looked back, the landlord was jerking off. ”

This comment made Xiao Xiao and Cao Tutu have a question mark on their heads at the same time, they don't understand why they keep repeating "the owner of the building hits the plane", is it also a way to scold people by hitting the plane down?

However, the two did not delve into such details, and continued to rummage down.

Suddenly, a reply with a somewhat different taste made Xiao Xiao's breath stagnate slightly.

"Why are the underwear of the nursing home repeatedly poisoned? Why are tens of thousands of female donkeys screaming in the middle of the night? Who committed the serial pig rape case? Is it a human being or a ghost when the door of the nunnery is knocked on every night? What is hidden behind the unplanned pregnancy of hundreds of mummies? Behind all this is the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality? Is it the outbreak of hormones or the helplessness of hunger and thirst? Please pay attention to the annual masterpiece "The Road of No Return of the Landlord" of the Hero Legal Channel at 8 o'clock tonight, let us follow the camera into the inner world of the perverted landlord!"

Xiao Xiao only read the first few sentences, and suddenly blushed, and hurriedly pulled the screen down.

However, what immediately catches your eye is ......

"I really want to invade the landlord, I want to press her down on the table, then grab her ears, listen to her sobs, and then suppress her, and violate her.

I want to violate the landlord, I want to trap her in the clothing square, in the sound of other people buying and selling outside, violating her on the elevator, listening to her crying, and soiling her sportswear.

I really want to violate the landlord.,I want to hide in the cabinet with her when I get off work.,Watch her want to scream but don't dare to scream.,Invade her when you want to resist but don't have the strength.。

I really want to violate the landlord, I want to hide her clothes in the health room, let her violate her when she can't leave, and hand the medicine to the person who wants to come in.

I really want to violate the landlord, I want to catch her during the Luggage Festival, press her in the corner of the curtain, and see if she is afraid of being discovered by a large number of audiences.

I really want to violate the landlord, I want to touch her on the bus, so that she can only tremble and beg for mercy when she is so excited that she climaxes, and then violate her.

I really want to violate the landlord, I want to take off her panties and skirt on the balcony of the residence, press it on the quilt to dry, and see that she is afraid of being found and violates her.

I really want to violate the landlord.,I want to suck her sensitive points when she's on the phone.,And then listen to her pretending to be calm and violate her.。

I want to violate the landlord, I want to make her do a good morning bite in her room, listen to her break up her parents in a muffled voice, and then violate her under her pleas of 'hurry up'..."

Xiao Xiao only read the first sentence, and suddenly made an "ah", her cheeks turned red, and she hurriedly turned off the entire mobile phone screen, only to feel that her eyes were "defiled".

At this time, Cao Tutu suddenly asked with a blank face: "What does it mean to violate, why does that person keep saying that he wants to violate the landlord?"

Xiao Xiao's face suddenly turned a little red when she heard this, and she snorted lightly, not knowing how to answer, but she saw that Cao Tutu's eyes were extremely pure, like a curious baby who wanted to know the answer.

Oh my God, does Cao Tutu really not even know what "violation" means?

Woo, how can there be a cardamom girl who is so pure?

Xiao Xiao secretly said that she couldn't tell Cao Tutu what that dirty joke meant, so she quickly changed the topic and said, "It's nothing, it's just some boring words." Hmm, let's scold the landlord too, right?"

Cao Tutu was immediately diverted, and nodded happily: "Okay! I'm going to scold the landlord! I'll come first!"

Xiao Xiao smiled slightly and handed over the phone.

Cao Tutu took the mobile phone and typed at a very slow speed, and repeatedly typed the wrong pinyin, which can be seen that she rarely uses her mobile phone to type, and it is very likely that she has not used it much.

After knocking for several minutes, Cao Tutu showed the results of "learning".

"The landlord is talking nonsense! Shi Xiaobai will definitely be able to stay for more than five hours! Hmph! Cao Tutu stays!"

Xiao Xiao glanced at it and couldn't help laughing.

Is it really appropriate to scold people so "cute"? And what do you say "Cao Tutu stays", for fear that people will not reply and complain?

Xiao Xiao couldn't help but laugh and said encouragingly: "Scold beautifully!"

Cao Tutu's face was full of pride, as if she really felt that she had scolded well, she grinned and handed the phone back to Xiao Xiao.

Xiao Xiao took the phone and found that Cao Tutu was looking at her expectantly.

Xiao Xiao smiled helplessly, typed on the touch screen, and knocked down her first "tearing" reply in her online career.

"Laughing and touching the landlord's dog's head, after sitting and waiting for five hours, Shi Xiaobai slapped the landlord's face into a pig's head!"

Cao Tutu's eyes lit up and he stretched out his thumb to show that he was very good.

Xiao Xiao laughed happily.

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......

When the Xiao family's private car was driving on the highway, a middle-aged man was running in the sky, following the private car closely.

This scene made some passers-by who happened to witness it dumbfounded, because the middle-aged man not only ran in the sky at a height of more than 100 meters, but also ran very leisurely, as if he was walking on flat ground, but he kept following the private car closely, and was not thrown away at all.

And the most frustrating thing is that the middle-aged man was running, and suddenly took out his mobile phone and made a call!

It's just that there has always been a layer of clouds and mist around the middle-aged man, making it impossible to see the appearance of the middle-aged man, and even more unable to hear what the middle-aged man is talking about at this time.

In fact, the call was also very weird.

"Hey, wife...... Bunny, Bunny has learned to scold, what should I do?"

The middle-aged man looked nervous and asked cautiously.

"Huh, how did Bunny learn to curse!?"

A woman's roaring voice came from the phone, like a lion roaring in Hedong, "Let you watch Tutu, you should be the wind in your ears? You can't even take care of your baby daughter! Do you still want to kneel on the washboard?"

The middle-aged man hurriedly said, "Wife, I was wrong, you listen to my explanation......"

The woman said angrily: "Don't explain, explanation is to cover up, cover up is to make up a story!

The middle-aged man's face turned pale, and he said hesitantly: "Tutu...... Tutu also... Also asked... What does it mean to violate......"

As soon as the middle-aged man finished speaking, he closed his eyes as if he was going to die.

"Cao Wudao!"

"You don't want to go into my mother's room tonight!"

The woman's roaring voice came from her phone, as if she was about to overturn the sky.

The middle-aged man suddenly wanted to cry without tears and said, "Wife, you still let me kneel on the washboard!"

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......

When the news of Shi Xiaobai's arrival at the eighth layer spread throughout the Xia Kingdom at an extremely fast speed, the whole people were hotly discussing how many hours Shi Xiaobai could stay on the eighth layer.

Shi Xiaobai is experiencing an "inner torture".

He stood silently at the beginning of the eighth layer of the world, motionless, expressionless, and his gaze slightly glazed.

Until the Demon Queen suddenly appeared out of thin air, and then slowly walked from a distance.

The demon queen has a charming smile and a charming posture, and one step at a time, a snow lotus blooms with one footprint.

Step by step.

But it withered in an instant.

Shi Xiaobai woke up suddenly, glanced at the demon queen, suddenly opened his mouth slightly, and read out four words......

In the distance, the Demon Queen recognized what the four words suddenly came out of Shi Xiaobai's mouth by the shape of her mouth, and her face suddenly changed slightly.

These four words turned out to be .......

Sesame opens the door.

namely

Exit Instruction!

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