Chapter 498: Tutu Learns to Scold (Second Update, Ask for a Monthly Pass!)
As soon as you look at the title of this kind of post, you can know that the person who posted it is a black fan who deliberately slanders or a fool who maliciously brushes the reply, so Xiao Xiao didn't click on it for a long time.
But the number of replies to this post kept increasing, and Xiao Xiao couldn't help but click in to see what was going on.
The owner of this post posted three histories on the first floor
Overlord Ji Feng, four hours.
Sword Immortal Xu Taibai, three and a half hours.
Conquest of the King, five hours.
This is the time that three historical figures who have reached the eighth layer of the Nine Turns Transcendent Pagoda have spent on the eighth floor!
Yes, even these three historical greats were eliminated after only five hours at most on the eighth floor.
Therefore, even if Shi Xiaobai cleaned up the tower layer lord, not many people thought that Shi Xiaobai would be able to reach the ninth layer, and the people's concern was more about how long Shi Xiaobai could stay on the eighth layer, and whether he could surpass the five-hour record set by the King of Conquest!
And this so-called prophecy post said that Shi Xiaobai could not last more than an hour, and it was clear that it was black for the sake of black.
Sure enough, the next analysis of the landlord of this post is not so much an analysis, but rather a forced feeding of, and an illogical statement forcibly concludes that Shi Xiaobai can't last an hour, which is simply insulting other people's IQ.
And the reason why the number of replies to this post has skyrocketed is that the landlord of this post spent money to ask the water army to brush a lot of malicious replies, and the fans in the post bar rebelled angrily and tore up with the landlord!
Alas, the black fans of this year have really done everything, not only maliciously causing trouble to sensationalize, but even thinking of spending money to invite a water army.
Xiao Xiao looked at it for a while, feeling very bored, and reached out to quit this annoying post.
Suddenly, a voice with a hint of lolita sounded in her ears.
"Nonsense. ”
Xiao Xiao turned her head in astonishment, but saw Cao Tutu turn his head over at some point, staring straight at his mobile phone screen, his dark eyes shining like stars.
Xiao Xiao is helpless, this Cao Tutu is really an ignorant little girl, how can she come over to see other people's mobile phone screens without their consent?
At this time, Cao Tutu suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed to the "landlord" on the mobile phone screen, and said: "This person is talking nonsense! Shi Xiaobai can't last more than an hour, at least more than five hours!"
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Xiao was immediately surprised.
Cao Tutu actually thought so sure that Shi Xiaobai would stay on the eighth layer for more than five hours, that was a matter of surpassing the King of Conquest and creating a new history of the Lingfan Realm!
Why is Cao Tutu so confident in Shi Xiaobai?
Xiao Xiao blurted out and asked, "Do you know Shi Xiaobai?"
Cao Tutu immediately shook his head, "I don't know." ”
Xiao Xiao was stunned and said, "Then why are you so sure that Shi Xiaobai can stay for more than five hours?"
Cao Tutu pouted, his eyes lit up slightly, and said: "Daddy just mentioned yesterday, he said that there is a boy named Shi Xiaobai who is about the same age as me, and he recently killed eight tower layer lords in the Nine Turns Transcendent Tower, and Tutu can't do this." Daddy once said that the current Tutu is only slightly weaker than the hero king of the same age, and stronger than the king of conquest. Since Shi Xiaobai has done something that even rabbits can't do, it must be better than conquering the king, so it will definitely take more than five hours!"
The logic of these words is very simple but also very problematic, and there are too many slots in this sentence, such as how Cao Tutu's father is sure that Cao Tutu is stronger than the conquering king of the same age?
What kind of character is Cao Tutu's father, and how dare he say such an exaggerated statement?
Why would Cao Tutu believe her father's statement so much?
However, Xiao Xiao deliberately didn't think about these questions this time, and nodded happily: "I also believe that Shi Xiaobai can stay for more than five hours!"
Cao Tutu's recognition of Shi Xiaobai, although the reason is very strange, still makes Xiao Xiao feel inexplicably happy, probably because the person he recognizes is recognized by another person he recognizes?
In short, Xiao Xiao heard the positive evaluation of Shi Xiaobai from Cao Tutu's mouth, and felt very "cool"!
At this moment, Cao Tutu suddenly said, "Then what are you waiting for?"
Xiao Xiao was stunned for a moment, and wondered, "What are you waiting for?"
Cao Tutu suddenly grinned, his eyes lit up, pointed to the "landlord" on the mobile phone screen, and said in high spirits: "Scold him!"
Cao Tutu's head was a little close, and he grinned at this time, Xiao Xiao realized that Cao Tutu had two cute little tiger teeth and shallow dimples on his cheeks.
For some reason, Xiao Xiao only felt infected by Cao Tutu's smile at this time, and blurted out, "How do you scold?"
Xiao Xiao's family is well-off and has excellent self-cultivation, so she has hardly scolded anyone, let alone being a troll on the Internet, she has never thought of such a boring thing, so although she has an inexplicable impulse because of Cao Tutu's little tiger teeth and small dimples, she doesn't know how to scold.
Faced with Xiao Xiao's question, Cao Tutu blinked, frowned and thought for a moment before he said "ah", shook his head and said, "I don't know how to scold, I haven't scolded anyone." ”
Xiao Xiao couldn't help laughing, only feeling that Cao Tutu didn't know how to scold people.
Xiao Xiao blinked at Cao Tutu, and said with a playful smile: "Then are you still scolding?"
"Scold!"
Cao Tutu nodded and said, "Daddy said that if you do something wrong, you will be scolded! This person is very wrong and must be scolded!"
Xiao Xiao chuckled, and said in her heart that this Cao Tutu was really influenced by her father, but the impact was very positive, and she could feel her father's good intentions in educating his daughter.
It's just that some common sense should also be taught well? Also, how can such an innocent daughter be allowed to run away alone?
"That'...... Just learn how other people scold?"
Xiao Xiao suddenly thought of this method, they don't scold, but there are many masters of scolding in the post bar, especially in this post, there are not a few people who scold the landlord, can't you just learn how others scold?
Xiao Xiao's proposal was immediately approved by Cao Tutu, and she nodded heavily.
Xiao Xiao smiled slightly, flipped through the replies of fans, and basically criticized the landlord.
But I don't know if I don't see it, but I was a little startled when I saw it, Xiao Xiao was stunned to find that it turned out that scolding the landlord was also very particular, and the way some fans scolded the landlord was full of "the art of words" and "the charm of literature"!
such as
"Here, on behalf of the 'Xia Guo Mental Health Research Center', I solemnly say to you: 'I'm sorry!'. Because of our negligence in work, the landlord escaped again and again, causing a lot of unnecessary trouble to everyone and the society, and bringing a lot of adverse effects, here I apologize. For the landlord's condition, our hospital has always been highly concerned, although the landlord's current situation is not very stable, there is a possibility of seizures at any time, but as long as there is one percent hope, we will do our best, we have the confidence, determination, perseverance to treat the landlord, to help the landlord get rid of the disease. At the same time, we also hope that the people from all walks of life will actively cooperate with our work and jointly create a harmonious society. Neurosis is not terrible, we can't laugh at the landlord!"
"Shhh~ Look, what did I find? There is a lonely landlord here, we can try to catch it, a landlord can provide us with energy for several days, they are rich in a lot of protein, the unit mass of the landlord contains more protein than beef, but the landlord is not easy to deal with. We slowly approached it from behind, being careful not to make any noise. Hey, I got it, it's struggling so much! We twist its head and we're able to pull it out with the guts. The rest of the parts can be eaten raw, and of course, if the time is not pressing, we can grill it first, it will be more delicious. Well, they have a crunchy texture and taste like chicken!" 2kReading.com