Chapter 17: Zombies

No, that's what you know as a zombie. Zombies are an undead monster that maintains their own thoughts and feelings in the undead race, they are not in the Three Realms, they jump out of the five elements, and they are immortal beings that are difficult to destroy in the heavens and earth. - Early in the morning

After returning to the mountain, I changed my usual hippie smile and followed the layman to learn Maoshan Taoism seriously.

I know that I am often the only one who can save myself.

Time flies, just like a poet's pen, a year has passed in the blink of an eye, I haven't seen my parents in this year's time, I haven't seen my beloved six women, I haven't seen monkeys, Haizi, Da Zhuang them, I haven't seen anyone in this year's time, I just study the Tao with the laymen all day long, cultivate the Tao, and the laymen are also very satisfied with this, saying that my Dao heart has finally stabilized.

Another flicker, another month, I still smell the chicken and dance as usual, today the layman actually got up early for the first time, I remember that he used to always wait until the sun to dry his buttocks before shouting thirsty and wanting to drink, after drinking wine will shout that he is hungry and want to eat a bowl of noodles, I have to go to him again, to be honest, I serve my parents is nothing more than that, this is not the most angry, the most infuriating is that every time the layman eats and shouts that I make it very delicious, but he didn't even drink the soup base cleanly.

At this time, I would taunt him, but he moved out: "Who knows that Chinese food is hard work" to scold me, saying that although my noodles are extremely unpalatable, they are food after all, and they can't be wasted, and I have no other way than to roll my eyes.

He got up early today, and I subconsciously said hello to him.

"Hmmm... That's good, but don't practice yet, I'll come down the mountain with me, I have a friend who asked me for help. "The layman threw me a cloth bag, and I took it, and I knew that it was probably for him to go down the mountain and catch ghosts.

It's been a year and a half, and I'm finally able to move my muscles, hum, this time I'm not the little fairy boy who cheated on eating and drinking last time, I must let the layman see the results of my efforts.

After a hasty breakfast, I went down the mountain with the layman, and as soon as we arrived at the bottom of the mountain, we met an old man with a goatee, this old man's eyes were as big as brass bells, and the mere absence of his eyes was scary enough, and I don't know how terrifying it was to stare wide.

Then there is his face, his face is surprisingly red, as if he has been baked in the boiler, people often say that Guan Yunchang is a red face, red and refreshed, when I see this old man today, I think Guan Erye's face is probably not as red as him.

The layman introduced me to me and said that this was one of his old friends, Lao Cui.

I nodded and smiled in response, and the old man smiled in response, then took out a dry cigarette, lit it and smoked it in a big gulp, and after a while the smoke was filled with smoke as if I had entered the scrapyard, I was really sorry, I have always disliked smoking, and I don't like second-hand smoke.

Lao Cui simply expressed his intention, saying that there were dead people in the village but they were not buried.

"The dead are not buried?" I'm very strange, why do you keep this dead man if he is not buried, ready to be displayed in a museum as a vase?

"It's not that you don't bury you when you die, but you don't dare to bury it, alas..." Lao Cui sighed, and his helplessness and sorrow could be seen in his eyes.

He took a puff of dry cigarette and continued: "The deceased is Chen Chaoxian of the Chen family, the cause of death is strange, and the death is tragic. At first, everyone also wanted to find out how Chen Chaoxian died, but the more they investigated, the more they felt that they were supernatural, and even some people who investigated because of kindness or curiosity also died one after another, and the death was exactly the same as Chen Chaoxian. ”

"Then we called the police, and the police disappeared or died one after another, and the death was naturally the same as the people in front of us. Later, the corpses gradually turned black, and some even became stiff. I wondered if it might be a corpse that had undergone a corpse transformation, and I was afraid that it would become a zombie. ”

"Your guess is not bad at all, it does cause corpses to transform into zombies, so what do you do with those corpses?" The layman was worried that the corpses would be transformed into zombies if they were not properly disposed of, which would be a tricky task.

"I burned a lot of them myself, but there were still some bodies that I didn't find, and a few others that I couldn't incinerate."

"Can't be incinerated? What does that mean. ”

"They can't believe me, an old man, and say that if I fool me any more, not only will I die, but they will suffer together; Some villagers are even more absurd, saying that their children can only be buried, and whoever wants to be cremated will fight with whomever they want. Lao Cui is also powerless, so he can only ask the layman to go down the mountain, otherwise he is really afraid of something happening.

If a village of zombies jumps········ Well, in the face of such a serious matter, it really can't be joked anymore.

So I got into the car with the layman and Lao Cui and rushed to the village where Lao Cui was.

It turned out that Lao Cui had saved the life of the layman before, and the layman promised at that time that if he had something to do in the future, he would just come to him, and promised to do his best and do his best.

When we arrived at Lao Cui's hometown, we found three corpses, the neck of the corpse was bubbling with black and red blood, and there was no fishy smell and rancid smell, it seemed that it had just been bitten to death, so the problem came, there is only one undead race that can bite people in the village during the day, that is, the zombie race.

That's right, there are many kinds of undead races, and zombies are just one of them, and they are also one of the more special ones.

"This must have been a zombie bite." I put the glutinous rice on the neck of the deceased, and after a while, black smoke came out of the wounds, and the glutinous rice was blackened at once.

"Zombie bites? Aren't zombies unable to come out during the day? "Lao Cui's perception of zombies seems to only exist in books or movies.

"No, that's what you know as a zombie. Zombies are an undead monster that maintains their own thoughts and feelings in the undead race, they are not in the Three Realms, they jump out of the five elements, and they are immortal beings that are difficult to destroy in the heavens and earth. ”

"What?! It's hard to bury and hard to destroy?! Lao Cui obviously didn't believe it at all.

"Hmph, yes, you heard me right. Zombies, hierarchical. Ordinary zombies are generally white zombies and black zombies, these two zombies are afraid of sunlight and rarely come out during the day, it is worth mentioning that zombies will indeed cause damage to themselves during the day, and even die, but they will never scream and disappear all at once. Of course, if the sun was shining that day, they would have died very quickly and miserably, but these days have been cloudy and rainy! I snorted coldly, as if I was in charge of an orthodox church.

"Go up a little bit, and there will be green stiffness, hairy stiffness, and flying stiffness. The green stiff is easy to deal with, but when it reaches the level of the stiff, it will be invulnerable, and the water and fire will not invade. If it reaches the level of flying zombie, the zombie will not only jump, but also fly! They can also cast evil spells and even speak, of course, this kind of zombie rarely appears, because only zombies who have cultivated for hundreds or even thousands of years can turn into this flying zombie. As he spoke, the layman lit a fire, and in a moment the three bodies were burned to ashes.

"In my opinion, it should be Hei Zombie who did evil this time." I took out my mahogany sword, lit the cinnabar with my hand, and quickly drew a spell on it.

"Today is an insight, so what should we do?" Lao Cui is also the first time to hear that there are so many types of zombies, and in the case of worry, there is still a lot of interest in his eyes, sure enough, interesting things, everyone will be curious.

And I just smiled lightly, and then turned over with my sword and shouted: "Remove the corpse!"

By the time Cui was about to ask again, I had already moved towards a miscellaneous house in the southeast direction, because I smelled them.