If you are bitten by a zombie, remember to quickly bandage the wound with glutinous rice, change it once every five minutes, until the glutinous rice is placed in the wound and will not be soaked in black, and then soak the glutinous rice water in a bucket, remember to use a higher temperature blister, wait for the glutinous rice to be completely soaked, and then go to the glutinous rice water to take a bath, soak for three to five hours, during which you must remember to move the muscles and bones to prevent the corpse qi that has not been completely processed from entering the muscles and veins. Then drink some realgar wine, eat some green onions and garlic, and hit a few stinky farts and you'll be fine. - Li Jushi

"Lao Tzu finally has a chance to show his talents!" I held the peachwood sword, and the expression of the red boy who burned the monkey with the three-flavor real fire twisted into the miscellaneous house.

"Don't get out of here with me······ ······ vomit" The black stiff body had obviously been dead for more than half a month, and there were pustules on its face, and the yellow fishy liquid became more and more disgusting as the pustules swelled, and I couldn't stand it anymore, and I couldn't help retching.

As recorded in the "Secret Record of Ghosts" by lay people, zombies do have their own minds, in fact, I was also skeptical when I told Lao Cui earlier, but now when I see the black zombie smiling at me and splashing the yellow liquid in the pustules on my face, I have completely believed it.

"I'm XXX!" This is a hundred times more disgusting than the boy's urine splashed on his body, that urine is at least still human, it is completely one of the special attack methods of the undead race, who knows if it is corrosive or will be infected with some germs or something.

In the moment when I was stunned and disgusted, the black zombie jumped, yes, it was a flying jump, I have never seen a zombie jump so high, so far, it is much more exaggerated than what I saw in the movie, it broke through the roof and jumped ten meters away, ten meters!

I was so angry that I thought to myself that I had been calculated and joked by a wicked obstacle, if this was spread out to the monkeys and they would know, would I still have the face of this great immortal?!

Then I screamed and chased over, don't ask me why I was doing somersaults, because I thought I was handsome, and it didn't affect my chasing corpses.

"I'll let you run away after you are disgusted!" I leaped over the black stiff like a cool runner, intercepting its path, and stabbing a sword into its body as fast as I could.

"Whew······" I can't actually describe the sound, like the terrible screams of people, like the low roar of wild beasts, more like the low roar of ghosts I heard in the dormitory before, and the feeling of tickling in my ears.

The black stiff struggled to pounce on me, I twisted my ass to dodge, it pounced, pounced, I flew up and kicked it backflip, it struggled to watch me scream twice and finally stopped struggling, no longer moving.

Then I took out the fire fold that I had brought with me, set its body on fire, and burned it to ashes.

"I'm exhausted." When I was done with the black stiff, I bent over my hands on my knees and gasped softly.

No wonder Li Jushi used to ask me to practice kung fu, no wonder he wanted to tie a sandbag of about 30 catties to my legs and let me run ten kilometers, today I finally know that what the monk said is not false at all, slaying demons and eliminating demons is physical work.

Do you really think that I am not tired of chasing this black zombie, chasing this monster that jumps three feet high and jumps dozens of meters!

When I had finished dealing with the black stiffness, and when I met with the layman, he took out his flask again, and there were three more bodies on the ground that were no longer moving.

The older generation is the older generation, and sure enough, they ate more salt than I had ever eaten, and I had only finished dealing with one black zombie, and he had already processed three, and he didn't look particularly tired. I was secretly amazed.

"How's it going, aren't you tired?" The layman seemed to read my mind and smiled.

"Tired, tired!" I snatched his flask and took a sip, I didn't learn anything else, but I learned to drink.

And Lao Cui also told the villagers about the arrival of the monk and me, a fairy child, and the villagers received us very warmly, especially the village chief, who welcomed me and the monk into his own home like a treasure.

After dusk, after dinner, the layman summoned the laborers of the village, explained to them the great relationship, and asked the villagers not to run around at night, and to make a fire in the house, and ordinary zombies are afraid of fire.

The villagers remembered it very carefully, and even took out a small notebook to record some precautions, but I couldn't cry or laugh in my eyes.

"Layman, how many zombies are there in this village?" Villager A asked.

"It's not particularly clear, their heads haven't come out yet, anyway."

"Zombies still have heads?" Villager C laughed and snorted.

"Of course, people don't have heads, zombies maintain their own thoughts and feelings, and naturally there are." I also snorted and stuffed an orange into my mouth.

"You don't have to worry too much, just leave this matter to me and Ling Chen. If you are bitten by a zombie, remember to bandage the wound with glutinous rice, change it every five minutes, until the glutinous rice is placed in the wound and will not be soaked in black again, and then soak the glutinous rice water in a bucket, remember to use a higher temperature blister, wait for the glutinous rice to be completely soaked, and then go to the glutinous rice water to take a bath, soak for three to five hours, during which you must remember to move the muscles and bones to prevent the corpse qi that has not been completely processed from entering the muscles and veins. Then drink some realgar wine, eat some green onions and garlic, and hit a few stinky farts and you'll be fine. The layman waved his hand and asked everyone to go home early.

Those who brought notebooks,At this time it played a pretty good role and effect,At least if I don't understand,I'm afraid I'll forget what I said when I go out.,If you have a pen and a notebook, it's naturally much better.,Because I have to take back the crying and laughing on it.,In the face of life and death,It's always good to be cautious.。

After the villagers left in pieces, the layman sighed and told me that this time the zombie head was stiff, the whole body was invulnerable, and it was invulnerable to fire and water, and ordinary Taoist techniques could not do much substantial damage to it.

"How do you know?" The layman and I no longer call him you these days, because both me and he find it troublesome and twisted, and because he knows that I respect him very much in my heart.

"I taught you the "iQue" you forgot? The layman looked at me meaningfully.

"Oh, old ghost... Hey, hey, hey, ······" I smiled, under the arrangement of the village chief, I lived in a guest room, this room was much more advanced than the last time Wang's guest room, at least there was a color TV, at that time in the countryside in 2000 there was a color TV is also a great thing, I still remember that it was the 86 version of "Journey to the West", I sneered and turned off the TV, I don't have time to watch anything Journey to the West.

I closed my eyes, recited the mantra, took a deep breath, inhaled, exhaled, and let myself settle as fast as I could, followed by a feeling of drowsiness, and finally an out-of-body experience, which is called "fugue" in Taoism.

I tiptoed out of my body, and with a brisk jump, I flew over the house, ignoring any obstruction in the room.

I followed the example of Sun Monkey, scratched my cheeks and smiled, and then turned into a white light and flew towards all corners of the village.

During the patrol and inspection, I found that the villagers were very obedient and lit fires with braziers, and sure enough, the laymen were still very popular.

In the process of fugue, I am free and at ease, which is much lighter than flying in the sky, because I am not bound by the body, and it is the spirit body (the soul belongs to the spirit body, it is a state of the spirit body) that is roaming in the night sky.

During this period, I heard the sound of the bath and the melodious sound of the girl finally relaxing in the bathhouse for many days, but I can only bear that I don't do this dirty thing, not only is it against ethics, if I use magic to do something that shouldn't be done, it will be extremely unlucky in the next few days, and I will be punished by God, but I think that God's curse is not credible, at least the people who were invited by the evil demon to kill me in the Wang family did not suffer any God's curse.

I can't think much about the past, and I can't wander around anymore, because this kind of supernatural power can only last for the time of one stick of incense, while the cultivation of a layman can delay the time of three sticks of incense.

I've got to make an inventory of every dark corner of the village, not just the ghosts, but the zombies too.

But while I was still searching, I heard a scream, the voice of a layman!