Chapter 71: Family Comedy (Four Watches!) )
"Auntie, you're at the wrong door!" Ji Liangchuan immediately hugged forward, wanting to send the woman away as soon as possible and save some face for Mu Chuan.
"Auntie? Little brat, who's your name aunt? The woman shook off Ji Liangchuan's hand, turned her face sideways, and said angrily: "Tell the old lady again, believe it or not, the old lady called someone to smash your shop?" ”
Even if you're ugly, your temper is still so big? even dared to smash the store.
"Auntie, there is no normal person in this store, do you believe it?" Ji Liangchuan looked at the woman, and his cold gaze revealed a trace of killing intent.
The woman was obviously startled, but when she did this business, there were naturally underworld gangsters in society to support her, still with a sideways face, and scolded: "It seems that someone is normal, dare to provoke the old lady, the old lady will call someone now!" ”
Not to be outdone, the woman took out her mobile phone and began dialing the number.
Ji Liangchuan propped his head and smiled bitterly, standing quietly in place, watching the woman's every move.
"Hello, the user you dialed is turned off!"
The woman shook her arm angrily, and there was a strong fox smell under her armpits.
"Hello, the user you dialed is turned off!"
It's still the same result.
"Auntie, if the phone can't get through, forget it!" Ji Liangchuan raised his eyebrows and gave her a step down: "Otherwise, I'll give you six hundred yuan, no need for service, you can go!" ”
"Little brat, now I know that I am cowardly, the old lady tells you, there are no six thousand now, don't think about it!" The woman stared at her oval eyes, and kept pointing in front of Ji Liangchuan, extremely arrogant.
Ji Liangchuan is not smiling, she really can't give her the steps, she has to force her face to your feet and let you step on it, if it was not Ji Liangchuan who talked to him, but other Taoist priests, she might have been beaten up a long time ago.
"Auntie, you call again, you will definitely be able to get through now!" Ji Liangchuan said with an oath.
"Hehe, I'm still with my mother! The old lady got through the phone, it's your death! The woman's words were sharp, and the three "grass nima" in her mouth flew all over the sky, she picked up her mobile phone and dialed the number again.
Sure enough, Ji Liangchuan was right, and the phone rang.
"Hey, Erzhu! Let the brothers bring the guy with him, there is a little kid and the old lady here, come and smash this broken shop to the old lady! The woman was puzzled after speaking, and cursed a few words in her mouth.
For a while, there was no reply on the other end of the phone.
The woman felt that the other party deliberately ignored her, and she lost her temper and scolded angrily at the other end of the phone: "Pig's head! Did you hear what the old lady said? Bring the guys over right now......"
"Save ...... Life...... Ahh
"Ahh The woman threw away her phone in fright and looked up in horror.
Luo Luo and Lin Lan changed into the form of evil ghosts, their necks stretched out like snakes, and they spit out a meter-long tongue, their heads were scattered, and their mouths wailed: "I...... Heard...... Someone...... Want...... Smash the store! ”
"Hell!!" The woman was so frightened that her hair straightened, and she was about to turn around and flee, but suddenly found a young girl standing at the door waiting for her.
Xiao Fengxian was crawling with insects all over her body, she stretched out her hand tremblingly, vomited a huge Gu worm from her mouth, pushed it in front of the woman, and begged: "Auntie...... You smashed the shop...... Bugs...... Where to stay? ”
"Ahh The woman was so frightened that she shook off Xiao Fengxian's hand and fled to the avenue like crazy, and immediately disappeared.
For a while, the entire Bogu Zhai burst into laughter.
Ji Liangchuan stepped forward, looked at the huge Gu worm in Xiao Fengxian's hand, felt sick in his heart, and teased: "You are too disgusting, don't say it's that woman, even if it's me, I have to be scared away by you!" ”
Xiao Fengxian laughed happily, put the Gu worm into the bottle, and said proudly: "Dabao is very well-behaved, even if the woman touches it, Dabao will not bite her!" ”
Ji Liangchuan shuddered, turned around and returned to the house.
The old elder who still stuck out his tongue was like the shape of a hanged ghost, and he looked extremely cautious.
"What are you doing with such a long stretch, people are scared away!" Ji Liangchuan muttered and sat back in his seat.
Luo Luo and Lin Lan looked at each other, smiled at each other, and immediately returned to their original state.
At this time, Makikawa was the only one in Bogu Zhai with a gloomy face and a face full of displeasure.
"Hey! I've sent you away, aren't you happy......" Ji Liangchuan patted him on the shoulder, "The photos on that little card are all found on the Internet, just the old witch just now, if you let him have plastic surgery ten times, he may not be able to make the appearance on the card!" ”
Makikawa panicked and didn't want to say anything.
The shopkeeper was not happy, and the others were naturally not happy, and gradually, there was a dead silence in Bogu Zhai.
Ji Liangchuan pursed his chapped lips and continued to explain to him: "Don't be petty, you see that they are very cooperative with our work, solve problems for you, support you, such a good employee, it's hard to find a thousand dollars!" ”
Still silent, Ji Liangchuan knew that it was useless for him to say anything, so he had to touch Lin Lan's arm, giving him a hint in his eyes.
Lin Lan understood Ji Liangchuan's thoughts, moved his butt to Mu Chuan's side, and said in that crispy voice: "Boss! ”
As soon as he heard this voice, Mu Chuan's face changed faster than turning a book, and he immediately looked at Lin Lan with a smile and asked, "Miss, what's the matter!" ”
"My daughter and I want to live here, I don't know if it's convenient, we will work for you to compensate for the rent like Liangchuan!" Lin Lan put her hands on her chest and made a gesture of pleading, showing extreme sincerity.
"No...... No need to ......" Mu Chuan smiled evilly, his palm stretched out to Lin Lan's leg like a snake, and said softly: "As long as you ......"
"Die!" Lin Lan slapped Mu Chuan in the face and fled into the house in a hurry.
"She wants to call the police now, accuse you of rape, you have your fingerprints on your legs, and as soon as the police find out, you will have to sit for ten or eight years!" Ji Liangchuan muttered.
"You stinky boy, why do you keep your elbows turning out......" Mu Chuan covered his red cheeks and complained: "It's just touching, it's too stingy!" ”
"So you agreed?" Ji Liangchuan looked at him expectantly.
"Promised!" Mu Chuan glanced at him, and when he saw that everyone was cheering, he immediately interrupted: "But I said ugly things in front, if you have an enemy to come to the door, my Bogu Zhai is not your refuge, and I have to ask you to leave then!" ”
Xiao Fengxian nodded excitedly and bowed to thank Mu Chuan.
"By the way, there's one more thing I have to ask you for!" Ji Liangchuan suddenly mentioned.
"It can't be this little ghost, right?" Mu Chuan glanced at Xiao Fengxian.
Ji Liangchuan laughed twice and nodded.
"You stinky boy!" Mu Chuan really wanted to scold him, but after thinking about it, he stopped his mouth and asked calmly, "What's the matter?" ”
"Please help her treat the Gu poison on her body!" Ji Liangchuan blurted out.