Chapter 70: Family Status (Three Changes!) )
"Smack......
There was another crisp sound, and Ji Liangchuan's other face was also slapped.
"Don't want to build a harem!" Luo Luo looked high up and warned him: "If there is a father, there must be a son, I find that you are becoming more and more like Makikawa"
"Don't compare me to him, am I that kind of person?" Ji Liangchuan covered his flushed cheeks, he really wanted to scold back at this time, but he couldn't bear it, although he signed a contract, Luo Luo was completely under his control, but he still coaxed like a grandson, if he divided the status in the family, Luo Luo was the first, Mu Chuan was the second, he was definitely the last.
Ji Liangchuan looked at the surrounding environment and explained to the two: "The cold aura here is extremely heavy, although it is suitable for fostering Gu worms, but it is very unfavorable to the Gu poison in the body of the little phoenix, as far as I can see, you should move out of here!" ”
"I've been living here since I settled in Tancheng, you let me move away, where can I move......" Xiao Fengxian said worriedly.
Her watery eyes looked at Ji Liangchuan very weakly, and her expression was also very aggrieved, as if she would cry at any time.
This is the scene that a man can't see the most, Ji Liangchuan's heart was beating violently like an electric shock, he stiffened his head and directly got the idea for Xiao Fengxian: "Go to my house to live!" ”
"Is this appropriate?" The little phoenix frowned.
"Just stay with him, Grandma will accompany you!" Lin Lan's face puffed up, glanced at Ji Liangchuan, and warned: "If you dare to mess with us, I will definitely not let you go!" ”
Ji Liangchuan was embarrassed, he couldn't say the bitterness in his heart, they had just met each other, how could this drowning ghost look like they had known each other for more than ten years, and they didn't know how polite they were, maybe, she was also afraid that Xiao Fengxian would not want to go, and she was afraid that the toxins in her body would speed up, so she made up her mind.
"Hello Aunt Lin! My name is Lolo! Luo Luo showed an innocent smile and greeted Lin Lan.
"Oh, what a lovely girl!" Lin Lan pinched Luo Luo's face and said excitedly: "In the future, we will be a family!" ”
The three women had one heart, chatting with each other like tea, and directly put Ji Liangchuan in the air.
He doesn't know what sins he created in his previous life, as soon as these two guys come, the family status will change again, but his status will not change, and the last throne will always be him.
"Let's go!" Ji Liangchuan's head was full of black lines, and he took a group of guys who looked like people and non-people, ghosts and ghosts on the road.
……
At 11 p.m., in Bogu Zhai.
Mu Chuan went shopping this afternoon, accidentally picked up a few small cards, called to ask, only 600 yuan for the night, or door-to-door service.
He soaked in the bathtub and looked at the pretty face on the card, and his heart throbbed.
This is stolen by a thief, at least you have to lose a few hundred yuan, and it is not cool, it is better to call one to come, the service is good, and considerate, and the establishment of a long-term business foundation, maybe it will be cheaper in the future.
He immediately called, and the other party said that he would be there in half an hour.
The battle was imminent, and Makikawa could not hide his excitement, and he danced a social shake in the bathroom naked.
After a while, there was a knock on the door.
His thoughts are still the same as before, firstly, Ji Liangchuan brought the key, and he will not knock on the door no matter what, and secondly, what he arranged for Ji Liangchuan is the task of catching mutant ghosts, and it will not be so easy to come back for a while.
So, he thinks, there will definitely be no more mistakes this time.
Makikawa was too lazy to get dressed, and he didn't bother to wipe the water on his body, so he put on a bath towel, picked up his toes and ran towards the door excitedly.
The hour hand in the living room showed 11:10 minutes, only ten minutes after he called Miss.
"The service is really in place, say half an hour, I didn't expect it to arrive in ten minutes!"
Makikawa raised his eyebrows, came to the door with a lewd smile on his face, and pushed the door open.
His eyes were straight.
Charming eyes, curly hair, beautiful bun face, slightly plump figure, especially the proud spring breeze, made him feel the turbulent wave sweeping for a while, directly slapping him on the beach of desire.
"Damn, don't say six hundred, six thousand is worth it!" Makikawa said obscenely.
Lin Lan saw Mu Chuan's face, didn't say a word, and kicked him in the crotch.
"I wipe ???" Makikawa was completely defenseless, his crotch ached, and his feet lost strength in an instant, and he collapsed on the ground like a mollusk, wailing out of his mouth.
"Huh? What about Makikawa? Ji Liangchuan poked his head out from behind Lin Lan, and when he saw that there was no one in the hall, he shouted: "Mu Chuan, you guy are molesting female ghosts in the room again?" ”
"I'm teasing you!" Makikawa got up from the ground angrily.
As soon as he finished speaking, a black shadow flashed, and another uppercut hit hit him directly in the jaw.
Makikawa's body flew into the air, hitting his head on the ceiling and then slamming into the floor.
Luo Luo put away his fists, looked high, stared at Mu Chuan lying on the ground, and asked, "This girl is his ghost, what do you want?" ”
"Slip of the tongue! Slip of the tongue...... "Makikawa rolled on the ground in pain.
"Don't be surprised, just sit down!" Ji Liangchuan squeezed into his body with a wry smile and took the luggage in for Xiao Fengxian.
When the wind calmed down, everyone sat down in the hall.
Makikawa held the ice cube in his hand, covered his swollen and aching chin, and swept everyone sideways.
"Do you think this is a ghost shelter or a welfare station! Bring everything back? Mu Chuan stared at Ji Liangchuan angrily, and asked: "I adopted one of you, it is already considered benevolent and righteous, and your kid also invited all the seven aunts and eight aunts, are you planning to have a party in Bogu Zhai?" ”
"I'm also forced to be helpless, Taoist priests are all one family, not to mention that Gu Master is also a monk, I can help you in the future, right?" Ji Liangchuan looked at their mother and daughter, had a plan, and explained: "You see that the mother and daughter are homeless and very pitiful, as a dignified man, can you bear to see them sleeping on the streets?" ”
Being praised by others like this, Mu Chuan had a smile on the corner of his mouth, his prestige rose rapidly, he regained the dignity of the head of the family, raised his head, and said arrogantly: "En! Since Xiao Chuanzi has interceded for you like this, then I, as an upright man, naturally can't refuse you, right, this lady, in fact, it was a complete misunderstanding at the door just now, and an upright man like me will never have that kind of obscene and dirty thoughts......"
"Hello, which gentleman ordered the service?" A bone-marrow sound came from the door.
Everyone's eyes were on the gate.
An extremely sexy woman stood in front of the screen, the smell of perfume on her body was ten miles away, and the eyeshadow on her eyes was painted like a ghost, her lips were stained with a heavy red like blood, and the two pieces of flesh on her chest were deflated like deflated balloons, looking at her age, she was at least forty or fifty years old.
Seeing that everyone was stunned, the woman reminded: "Excuse me, which gentleman ordered the 600 package!" ”
"Damn, that's not the case in the photo......" Makikawa sat stupidly in his seat.
"Dignified...... lo quipped.
"There are no dirty thoughts...... "Lin Lan's eyes lit up.
"Male...... Manly," Xiao Fengxian couldn't help but interject.
Ji Liangchuan was sitting in the middle at this time, and he couldn't cry or laugh.